@theartofmadeline
bliss lane
titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn
roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan
tannertan36
Product Placement
seen from Ireland
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seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
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seen from Italy
seen from Malaysia
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seen from Vietnam
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@i-have-a-good-alibi
I escaped the trap perfectly fine but I gnawed off my own leg because people would never believe I was being hunted otherwise . They will see the stump and realise I was right, and they'll take it so seriously, and they'll know how sharp my teeth are and how strong my jaw is and how desperate and scared I've been this whole time
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??
take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me
nope. funkytown again
a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual
a nervous breakdown? I’m actually very confident in my breakdowns. I’m experienced.
i'll block a bitch on perseus.tufts.edu
fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
did this super cute mini commission, going home to iceland real soon!!
dm or contact via website for custom artwork
I got curious, so without looking up the reddit thread because I hate reddit, I went to the list of Barbie's careers. Because of course people have dated lists of those.
Her first 28 years are fairly tame, until we reach 1987's Canadian Mountie Barbie. Reasonable odds for a cop, even if they're not a USAmerican cop.
in 1991, we get US Air Force Pilot Barbie, US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie, US Navy Petty Officer Barbie. There's also 1992's US Army Barbie, if those guys were feeling left out. I'm also ignoring the 1989 US Army Barbie because that one is 100% a stolen valour runway look, not a uniform.
Going to run my autism over those four.
US Navy Petty Officer Barbie is wearing quartermaster's rating insignia, so no combat for her.
US Army Barbie is wearing an airborne maroon beret with no rank insignia that I could see, but she's loaded down with medical supplies, so I'm gonna say combat medic, but only as many kills as her other medical endeavours.
US Air Force Pilot Barbie is wearing a jacket that looks like a Top Gun tie-in. The unit patch is just the USAF coat of arms, and the name patch says she's a Captain. VERY confusingly, the plane on the box art is an F-5, which had just recently been retired. But its USAF usage was almost all in the OPFOR Aggressor squadrons, which is... "come play enemy planes for our training exercises".
US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie is wearing E-5 Sergeant's insignia, and three medals (she's in dress uniform). To my eye, and allowing for badly printed colours, looks like Navy and Marine Achievement Medal, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and the South West Asia Service Medal. The first two are fairly obvious "Barbie Is Well Behaved" stuff, but uh. That last one though?
USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm.
And if she was in a support role there, well, 1993 gave us USAmerican Cop Barbie. Case closed.
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
I am doing like nine commissions right now, i so badly want to paint some goofy shit but business comes first
juxtoarts.squarespace.com is the place to check out prints, a monthly zine club, originals, and enquire about comms
juxtoarts.squarespace.com
i honour of the -0 teaser being released, thought i'd share this with you guys
this is a painting i completed (and sold) at the beginning of this year, its acc called ''I love you Godzilla'', it went home with a commissioned painting of anguirus
if you want to see my work in one place, and want to buy a print or artwork, my website is juxtoarts.squarespace.com
CIAO FOR NOW <3
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
