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[askbrianthomass]

Hey pride, happy gay! Are you guys part of the LGBT community? (Admin, you can answer this too!)

Uh. I'm litteraly married?

[i-have-seen-it]

you didn't answer the question

[i-have-seen-it]

[askbrianthomass]

Can we send asks relating to that little fic with Toby? Stuff to be answered in character, I would love to learn more about that idea. -🎃

To this blog sure! You'll have to ask the others for their okay first if you plan on sending stuff to their blogs tho!

We don't have a Toby so stuff for him will be a lil funny! (Bc I'll have to ask Seth mun for thoughts bc honestly it's been a hot minute and it started as a completely unserious stray thought.)

[ask-tothearkseth]

mun: feel free to spam the ask box with these kinds of asks lol

might take a bit to answer but I'll get to it eventually

[i-have-seen-it]

mun: i’m down, though answers will be inconsistent and also skully’s not *really* involved in taking care of toby, so

[askbrianthomass]

Eder crawling like a horrid beast ft. Skully further away doing the same

[i-have-seen-it]

i am a horrid beast

[askbrianthomass]

Eder, why do you have 7 owl plushies on you?

[i-have-seen-it]

let the man live, bri

[i-have-seen-it]

how is it that i spent 8 years in the woods, and yet i’m *still* the sanest person in this household?

[askbrianthomass]

Fuck why am I coughing so much

[i-have-seen-it]

you know what we're going to have to do now, right?

[i-have-seen-it]

Are you guys going to use the rp server any time soon? I wanted to join to get that behind the scenes shit.

((Unfortunately, the server is pretty much as dead as the roleplay. UnU))

[pointless-aesthetic]

– something went gnorw –

[askbrianthomass]

6-8 mozzarella????? 6-8?????? Mozzarella???????

[i-have-seen-it]

surely you need more mozzarella than *that*.

[askbrianthomass]

We do not even have 6 mozzarella!!!!

[i-have-seen-it]

>:O how dare we not have enough mozzarella.

[askbrianthomass]

Truly a crime. I suppose we will have to put on the list for the next time someone gets groceries. Smh.

[i-have-seen-it]

we need at least 20 mozzarella.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

[hojolove]

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

[madgastronomer]

when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.

I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.

But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)

And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.

[themintycupcake]

This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.

[aridotdash]

https://xkcd.com/150/

[undanewneon]

I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me

[spuffybot]

I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.

[idareu2bme]

GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

[fishfrommars]

YAAAAASSSSSSS

[thepioden]

We painted our living room purple and our office has a vibrant teal wall on which we hung the large animal skulls. I have about seven yards of 7-foot-wide canvas on order to use as room divider curtains in the basement and I’m gonna paint a giant map of middle earth on it. Chase your bliss, fam.

[emilyvanhazelwood]

[askbrianthomass]

6-8 mozzarella????? 6-8?????? Mozzarella???????

[i-have-seen-it]

surely you need more mozzarella than *that*.

[askbrianthomass]

We do not even have 6 mozzarella!!!!

[i-have-seen-it]

>:O how dare we not have enough mozzarella.

[askbrianthomass]

6-8 mozzarella????? 6-8?????? Mozzarella???????

[i-have-seen-it]

surely you need more mozzarella than *that*.

[vodcar]

country gnomes,

take my bones

[cryptidfuckery]

to a place,

they don't belong

[annabellioncourt]

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

[druggeddraccus]

west virginia

[avpdsnail]

shoutout to that underlying sense of unease that’s made a home in my bones

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

[askbrianthomass]

I made a pie!!!!

[i-have-seen-it]

i am going to shove my face into it.

[askbrianthomass]

No!!! It's still really hot!!!

[i-have-seen-it]

i shove. my face. into. the pie.