Fandoms n’ Ship

I am awkward af.

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[rumwik]

Good job!

[jesus-allegory-bingo]

Double Bingo! Another that I've been planning to do since the start

submitted by: @morwen151

[paintsandquests]

An evening in Ketterdam

[everythingfox]

[wildfaeworld]

started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny

[wildfaeworld]

alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it's not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,

[wildfaeworld]

alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that's a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.

[autumngracy]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

I'm begging you to turn the sound on

[drtanner]

Spring.

[sage-nebula]

Spring.

[self-righteous-god]

Spring.

[troubleshootingspacekangaroo]

Spring.

[royalninja]

Spring.

[roboticutie]

✨️GOLDEN.......✨️

Mouse 🐁

[marlinspirkhall]

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[bruntalism]

[swankyangles]

I can't wait till speed runners get a hold of this.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Bro making it reeeeeeal hard to imagine Sisyphus happy

[mekhetmask]

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[aro-fandomzzz-blog]

“average dog kills 30,000 people a year” factoid is actually a statistical error. Elimination Chihuahuas, who—-

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[everythingfox]

Who goes there

[thatonerandomlady]

[drawerbread]

and they were coworkers…

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Another win for the queer community

[frogayyyy]

this is what leonard nimoy would've wanted

[omtai]

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too