what it says on the tin

here's my blog of cat posts! i look at it when i'm feeling down so i hope it makes you smile too! that being said i will occasionally post some serious posts on here along with cat art i like. :3

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Today was a long day

Sometimes you just need to scream about it

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

He has been...

CONTAI-

Oh shit

OH NO

Fuck. Now I'm the one contained.

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[l3irdl3rain]

look at her!!!!!!!

[yenthecat]

Captivated by a treat held just off camera

[doubletrea]

bweeee...

[princecroutons]

i asked if i could put my feet down and he gave me this look

[yenthecat]

My roundness in all its glory

[catsofyore]

Kitty kastle! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[rn-deliabusby]

flickr

[subterra-rose]

You couldn’t even handle her

[catsofyore]

Bubble & Squeak. Undated postcard from my collection.

[worldworldworldworld]

"Caramel listening to her ipawd", 2007

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[kittydealer]

u/Mb-ttyl

[yenthecat]

It's storming out and I'm a little nervous 😓