[eebie]

[drowsy-corpsegirl]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[niraves]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[so-aguarela]

'I made you God'

[fatherofthebride]

montage of a spectacled owl meeting my barn owl shawl at the ren faire today

[lmaonade]

i love when i unsubscribe from a mailing list and the thing is like “You’ve unsubscribed, if this was a mistake, resubscribe here.” as if i didn’t have to use an 8x sniper scope to find the damn unsubscribe button in your email in the first place

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[anarchistmemedistro]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[l00106]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude