I simp Stobotnik

I was not the same after watching a kids movie.

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Who’s that lunatic?

Okay here me out. I only wanted to know how they changed Sonic’s design from that hideous thing. Then I saw THEM. THE GAYS. I could not contain myself. My friend’s bf who was in the room with us thought I might be nuts before, but now he is convinced. I squealed. A lot.

Tl;dr: I left my sanity on my friend’s couch. See the fruits of my insanity here.

Me & my main blog: @molo-tovi (random shit)

My Stobotnik stuff: here.

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My participation to @cheap-slaw 's DTIYS challenge. I'M SORRY I MADE IT SAD.

To me, the cafe/diner you drew is a place they used to frequent during the crab era. In your pic, Robotnik is dressed for warm weather, so maybe it's somewhere they'd go to after his medical appointments in Mexico? Like a cheer-me-up after the medical "doctors" with only one measly phD (eww) have prodded him with enough needles to make a hedgehog (double eww).

... So my version is that place post-Sonic 3.

Stone went there to honor the anniversary of let's say the removal of Robotnik's full body cast, and ofcourse it made him sad. He ordered their usual milkshake, and the double straws made him cry. Metal is doing his best trying to comfort his papa, while the milkshake just melts away untouched. 😭 I couldn't decide which way I wanted to go, so I took the easy route of just adjusting Rob's opacity to make 3 versions:

Option 1: The sad one. Rob is legit dead and is a ghost who only gets to watch Stone grieve his death and is forever haunted by his regrets of not realising what a gem-Stone he had by his side all these years.

Options 2: No Rob = the happy picture. Robotnik did not die, and instead is stuck in a worm hole somewhere and once again, busy trying to make it home by Christmas. Thus, there's no ghost. Stone's still sad in the meantime tho, since he thinks he's actually dead.

Option 3: No story, but I put wayyy too much effort into Rob's fricking coat so I want to show it at full opacity. 😂 Or maybe Rob got back and Stone got PTSD over the milkshake and Rob&Metal comfort him idk.

The alts and the original picture:

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Inspired by post by @5unny-lmao

Pre-movie 1 Robotnik had a James Bond movie binge and of course he wants to join in on the classic "villain with a kitty-cat in his lap" trope (he also does the whole dramatic chair spin). Actual cats are obviously over-rated and would shed all over his lab, thus Stone gets that role. Rob enjoys the discomfort that this greeting pose causes in any uninvited major nobody-careses/Walters when they visit, so it sticks for quite a while.

Poor Stone is just trying his best not to cum die of happiness in his lap.

Version without speech bubble below cut.

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Day 7: Domestic EVERYTHING

Haircut, breakfast, dancing, doing laundry, morning coffee, sleep/napping and shopping. When I saw these prompts my brain just went YES. Treat this picture like one of those activity book puzzles and try to find a reference to all of the 7 prompts.

(Posting about 24 hours late but at least I reached my goal. I finished 4/7 days, wohoo! I spent two months on these *giggles like a lunatic*)

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Day 4 Job/Civilian life: Campus Coffee shop AU

Robotnik is a ruthless scientist, researcher and professor at a very esteemed University. Stone owns a coffee shop near campus. Rob starts going there to get his caffeine fix and low-and-behold soon they are married. The students have multiple theories on how the fuck the coffee cutey fell for the sadistic professor and all signs point to BDSM. Good for them. >;D

The Rainbow cross road in the background is a canon reference to the Mean Bean in Sonic 2. See @personwholoveschocolate 's cool post about real life set!

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Day 3 Alternative Universe/Fairy tale: Little Red Riding hood

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In this AU, werewolves are known man-eaters. They look human most of the time but at midnight on the night of the full moon they transform and have a ravenous appetite for human flesh. They need to eat it in order to survive. When werewolves are in their human form, it is impossible to distinguish them from a normal person. And at the point when you see a werewolf transform, it’s already too late for you.

Enter Stone. He lives in a quaint little cottage in the middle of a forest. He looks innocent, tends to his little garden and goats, and only ventures to the nearest village to sell animal skins he’s hunted and to buy whatever supplies he can’t resource himself. The village people view him as a normal hunter who’s a bit of a hermit.

Stone has a taste for particular company, you see. On the night of the full moon at dusk, he walks in the forest wearing a red riding hood. He prances around, singing silly little songs, strays from the path to collect flowers while looking like a naïve fool. His act always brings him interested company. Werewolves hunt for their next pray during daytime and try to get them alone somewhere where other humans can’t interrupt their meal, and thus, this “naïve man” who tells them he’s living with his grandmother who is staying overnight in the village, is the perfect victim. Stone leads his new “friend” back to his cottage.

At the house Stone plays host. He offers them a meal “oh, silly me! It seems I cooked for two even though Granny is away for the night. Would you help me so that it doesn’t go to waste?” After dinner, Stone offers the guest exquisite coffee as dessert after which the wolf starts to feel sleepy. Stone of course, offers his “Granny’s” bed for the guest, to sleep the heavy meal off. “Granny doesn’t mind, and it is getting late anyway. Won’t you stay the night?” The trap gets tighter, and the wolf stays. They think this is almost too easy for them. The wolf will be woken up by their transformation, and they can immediately start feasting on stupid Stone while he sleeps. This is the best full moon ever!

The werewolf wakes up after they transform to find themselves chained to the bed! What is this?! At this point, Stone reveals his true colours. He is a twisted individual who yearns to tame these beasts who all other humans fear so much. He lures them into his cottage with his act and drugs them with the coffee. He seduces the helpless wolf, butters them up with sweet talk appreciating their werewolf form, and after he has had his fun *cough* riding *cough* the wolf, he grabs his knitting needle off the pouch at the end of the bed and stabs the wolf dead. Stone has had his urges met and now he has fresh meat for weeks and a big new wolf hide to sell. To compare to the original Little Red Riding hood story, he is all the three main characters: the naïve bait, the grandmother (knitting is his other hobby and all the décor is made by him) and the hunter.

Enter Robotnik. He is a traveling inventor of all things magical and mechanical. But still a werewolf. He is not really bothered by his condition, and thus he hasn’t wasted time on finding a cure for it. Human prey is easy enough to come by. One full moon, he comes by Stone while he is spinning his honey trap in the forest. He takes bait and ends up in Stone’s cottage.

Stone is over the moon (pun not intended) by his latest catch. This is the most handsome wolf he has ever captured. That moustache! Oh, he can’t wait to see what it will look like when Robotnik transforms. And by the tales Robotnik tells, Stone can tell he is very intelligent. It’s almost a pity he will have to die. But in any case, Stone gets a kick out of capturing the genious.

When Robotnik wakes up trapped in Stone’s bed he is flabbergasted. He was tricked? HE fell for a TRICK? Who is this hillbilly twink who has successfully fooled and trapped the great Ivo Robotnik? While the man is nice to look at as he enters the bedroom in only his red riding hood, it is the mad glint in Stone’s eyes as he tells about his little werewolf hunting hobby that thoroughly seduces Robotnik. The werewolf apparently has a competency kink for murderous baristas, what can he do. xD

In between throes of passion, the two manage to strike a deal. Stone will not kill Robotnik and vice versa. From that on Robotnik stays with Stone in his cottage and they live domestically ever after. During the full moon, Stone still tempts another werewolf to the cottage while Robotnik hides around with his spells and machines. Turns out, werewolf flesh sates Robotnik’s hunger as well as human flesh did, and Robotnik takes care of Stone’s other urges regarding werewolf d*ck. Stone’s a monsterfucker y’all.

And they live happily (and freakily) ever after <3

Btw, Stone’s colour is still purple. The red just seems to attract werewolves better and is easier to clean from blood. Also, he can’t recognize werewolves either when they are human just from their looks. The way he hunts is based on the fact that no sane human would be wandering the forest on the night of the full moon, and also body language. He is an expert on reading people’s emotions and the cocky werewolves don’t really even try to hide their enthusiasm when Stone mentions he’s alone in the cottage. But it has happened that Stone has dined&drugged a regular human. It happens if for some reason there’s a man out in the dusk and Stone mistakes the normal human’s hornyness on following the lonely Stone to the cabin as a werewolf’s appetite. He gets to know his mistake at midnight, when his guest obviously doesn’t transform, and Stone is left frustrated and horny. He still kills them in his frustration as their disappearance is easily enough explained by them wandering in the woods during the full moon. That being said, it doesn’t happen often.

Also: In Finnish Little Red Riding Hood is called Punahilkka (red hood). There’s a pun of calling it Munahilkka, “Egg hood” which is also slang for dick hood. So, Stone has a Little Dick Riding Hood. xDDD

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Day 1 Entertainment/Movie: Dark Shadows AU

My friend suggested Twilight for this prompt and while it was hilarious and fitting (it's a book, movie and basically a telenovela all in one), I refuse to draw that shit. xD So I came up with Dark Shadows. I only know the Tim Burton film, btw. Stone is Barnabas Collins, Ivo is Josette/Victoria, and Geralt is Angelique. Long explanation below:

 In the 18th Century, the rich Stone family came to America. They were looking for new scientists as they were interested on investing “in the future!” by supporting their research. They had heard of the Robotnik family of geniuses, who were brilliant but severely lacking in funding. The Stones meet Geralt Robotnik and his nephew, Ivo Robotnik. They both give presentations on their respective inventions and promising research results over the course of a few months. Geralt is more focused on biology, finding cures for diseases and such. Ivo is all about machinery and improving research machines that would then later on help make new discoveries on all scientific fields. It is due to this reason that the Stones decide to focus on funding Ivo Robotnik. His research and inventions will not only benefit his own field of study, but revolutionize everything. Geralt suspects this and is not happy.

Moreover, during the months the Stones were still deciding on which Robotnik to choose, the Stone’s eldest child Aban Stone (or he could be Barnabas Stone in this AU but idk, I like the name Aban Lee Stone) fell in love with Ivo Robotnik (aka Josette). The two started a relationship sort of in-secret-but-not and were planning on telling Stone’s parents once they make their decision on the funding so that it would not bias their decision. Ivo’s pride would not handle it if the funding decision was influenced by his engagement to Aban. Geralt has also had his eyes on the eldest Stone child. His plan B was that in case the Stones would make “the wrong choice” and choose Ivo, he would seduce what he believes to be a naïve man, marry Aban, kill Ivo, and through his marriage to Aban gain access to the Stone fortune. But even this fails.

On the night the Stones have made their decision, Aban can’t contain his excitement and goes to tell his love that he won. Tomorrow the funding plans would be announced, and they would also tell Aban’s parents about their engagement. Amongst their happy kissing, they don’t notice Geralt overhearing them. Geralt is the witch in this AU. When looking for cures he inevitably has also found poisons. He slips some in Stone’s parents evening lattés (all the Stones like coffee, it’s how they built their fortune) and kills them. He slips something else in Aban’s coffee though. Next, he uses a hallucinogen on Ivo and makes him walk to Widow’s hill. Aban chases him in the night but can’t stop Ivo before he jumps off the cliff. Broken by his grief, Aban jumps after him but due to Geralt’s poison he doesn’t die but wakes up as a vampire. Cue the moment in the picture.

Geralt rallies the towns people to throw Aban the monster in a coffin and bury him alive. He then forges the Stones’ funding decision to show that they decided on him. Over the course of the next 200 years, he uses the Stones’ fortune to his benefit. He has gained immortality due to his scientific discoveries. But he is still obsessed with Aban. Him losing the funding over to Ivo has corrupted in his head that the only way to really win over his nephew would be to also win over Aban’s love.

I’m not sure how the rest of this plot should go, but pretty along the movie’s plot. There are still Stones living in the family mansion descending from Aban’s younger sister. The funding agreement only gave Geralt access to a certain amounts of money that’s given to him on steady intervals over the years, but the Stones’ mansion still belongs to the blood relatives. There will be Memphis (Metal) and Sage with some (perceived by a child service worker) mental issues, thus the renowned psychologist Igor Kintobor (aka reborn Ivo/Victoria) gets sent to the Stones’ mansion. Something-something happens, there’s a final fight, Geralt turns to dust, and Igor jumps off Widow’s hill again forcing Aban to turn him into a vampire, and Tadaa~ Igor wakes up as Ivo again and a happy ending for all. 😊

Here's the thingie without the text bubble. :)

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There are so many Valentine's day pictures, here's my doodle!

I wasn't sure if I'd make one but I came up with the poem (?) today on the bus so I decided to post. It's kinda cringe but isn't that sorta the point of the holiday? Also, angst because WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS PART STOBOTNIK AT THE END OF THE MOVIES?!? They should not be separated, only sold as a package, I say.

In case my writing is illegible it says:

Be my Valentine,

give me your heart

Be my everything,

we shall never part

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Survived a supernova with a teenage nuclear gerbile! #adopted #eggstreamtbc

This is how the movie ended, right? Shadow got Eggman out, Stone had a relieved cry about it, and they took a selfie for the livestream chat? Yeah, I remember it too. Yes, I'm coping.

Btw, Shadow secrectly likes being hugged by Stone. He's just too much of an edgelord to show it. Too much angst, what to do. 🤭

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Elvis circa 1976 in case you need to know btw

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So once upon a time I made a history presentation about Elvis. He died on 1977. Robotnik asked Stone to think about Elvis 1976, thus he cannot have died at the end of Sonic 3. That's it. That is my fragile, fragile, line of hope that he did not just go BOOM.

:'(

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When your technically ex-boss comes back still smouldering from a supernova and you immediately have to hug and cry like the pair of "sycofriends" you are.

Some quick thoughts on Sonic 3 under cut:

To have it out of the way: Sonic 3 was a great movie and I really enjoyed it. Shadow was great and Knuckles going "Pika-pika" is the cutest shit.

But seriously what the fuck. What the hell. How are we supposed to survive (when Robotnik clearly didn't)? Like?? Am I the only one who after seeing the movie just had to stare at an empty wall for like an hour to process? I'm still reeling and it has been days. Freaking Titanic who. Sonic 3 deserves an Oscar for the most tragic love story.

Truly. We got Stobotnik but it cost us just that. Stobotnik.

I shall post more copium in the future.

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(This is a gag and I'm being dramatic, no worries, I'm ok)

From the past year, I have learned the true meaning of desperation. Of yearning, of starving.

Of self control.

I have NOT watched the trailer. I have NOT browsed any Stobotnik content since, idk June? When the trailer came out, and I saw the first millisecond of a new Stone&Rob frame from someone's post, I blocked every single agent Stone, Dr Eggman, Sonic 3 etc. related tag I could think of. My dashboard looked hilarious for weeks. It was like 90 % of white blocks of filtered & blocked posts, so silly. I guess ppl went wild reblogging stuff which I hope is a good sign?

Why the fuck would I do this to myself? Stobotnik has been my no. 1 brain rot about 3 years now, why torture myself like this? Simple: no spoilers. When Sonic movie 2 came out, I did think that the trailers were a bit spoiler-y. Idk, not really story-wise but it still showed a lot of scenes with my favourite blorbos that I then knew to expect, e.g. Stone in handcuffs. So, after seeing Sonic 2, I decided that if we ever got Sonic movie 3, I wanted to go in totally blind. And I have succeeded.

Instagram I don't know how to censor, so I stopped using the app. Tumblr I could censor. But fuuuuuck, now for the last month the trailer has HAUNTED me. Youtube wants to show it to me as a regular skip-only-after-15 seconds-add. I jump in horror, throw away my headphones and run out of the room. The trailer was on the TV at my gym. Thank fuck I was wearing headphones. I blasted my music and did not dare to look up at the TV again for like 3 full songs. I only saw Knuckles's face and then immediately turned my eyes to my feet. I must have looked dumb but who cares! I survived.

Now, I only know that Shadow is there based on the 2nd movie, and Knuckles has a face. So, I call that a success. That being said:

Fuck two tickets to the Barbie movie. I have 4 tickets to the Stobotnik movie 3.0 Dec 28th, TOMORROW.

I'm gonna fucking loose my shit and I'm so ready for it.

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Day 4: Cartoon // Winx Club

I was thinking about these prompts with a friend of mine, and for a cartoon, she suggested Winx. At first I was like yeah ok, maybe for the lols, but omg, the longer I thought about it the more perfect it became. A fairy of technology = Tecna!Robotnik, and a witch specializing in dark magic, trickery, and espionage = Darcy!Stone. Surprisingly perfect. 😂

Imagine how tall jimbotnik is in those heels. Like bitch, that's a motherfucking GIRAFFE. 🦒

Rambling:

Stone's face looks a bit derp. I like how Robotnik turned out, I like the suit, but Stone bugs me. The Trix Darcy make up didn't want to sit on his face. He does have his beard, which for some reason is something I tend to forget which would have made him look VERY weird. I tried to do one of those super exaggerated model-like poses they do in Winx, but I guess that just added to Stone's slight derpiness. But whatevs, it is a silly idea anyway.

Also fuuuuuck I need to post day 3 late. Big säd. :(

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Day 2: Like a Song

I'm not really the type to make specific playlists for any ships, but I do remember someone mentioning that when people used to draw their OTPs in the Hatsune Miku 'Magnet' pose, that it was peak fandom era. So it's kinda music themed?

Yes, this is way more drool-lier than the original and yes, their hands are down each others pants, idk what's with me, most of my art for this week became nasty. xD

Here are some songs that I've mostly seen floating on Stobotnik Tumblr but that really stuck to my head as Stobotnik songs (even if I couldn't decide on any art from these):

x Billy Ocean - Lover boy (definetely something Stone sings in the shower)

x Andrew Montana - Strawberry (the line "I'll keep you, you menace" is such a Robotnik line to me. He doesn't want to admit even to himself how important Stone is to him, so it's like when he calls Stone his barnacle. He says he's stuck with Stone, his barnacle, his little menace, even though really he'd fight tooth and nail to keep him by his side. Again, his little menace. The line also works, since Stone is the only government assigned agent he has actually kept (I hope the Knuckles series doesn't ruin this headcanon from me). Anyway, big feels from this quote alone.

x Cascada - Everytime We Touch

x The Correspondents - Fear and Delight (oh Stone is so horny)

My own suggestions and reason why:

x Jennifer Paige - Crush (Stone being in denial about being head over heels for his boss and trying to hide it also)

x Frida Amundsen - Closer (Stone wants Robotnik to come just that little bit closer and pin Stone to the wall with his own hands. He wants Rob to fucking finally notice him, but it's a sweet song so it has a slight day-dream of you know, requited love/happy ending feel to it. Yes, I'm sappy, I know.

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Day 1: Body swap

Wohoo, it's Stobotnik week!

Starting with one of the days that gave me the most trouble. 😅 In my head, if Stone and Robotnik were to switch bodies it would be because of one of Robotnik's inventions, 'cause come on. He's that kinda bitch. Robotnik would spend the day doing soldering and other heavy-lifting kind of work his machine-building requires, since "holy fuck, my back hasn't felt this good in 30 years!!" ... yeah, regular exercise and other healthy life style choices will do that to you.

Stone in Robotnik's body on the other hand... my goodness, that freaky boy. He would, as soon as he could, say that he needed to go to the bathroom, and spend quite some time in there, you know, just looking. Touching him. Touching himself. Because god damn. It's like he's actually getting to touch Robotnik, but at the same time it's like Robotnik is touching Stone and whatever noices he makes are with Robotnik's voice and the bare hands hooo boi. Yes, it's not really consensual, but I don't think Robotnik would exactly ask for Stone's consent for the body swap either so in Stone's head, he'll call it even.

Just FYI, I wanted to go wayyyy raunchier with this image, but I've already had a post banned once so I didn't want to tempt the Tümblr gods again. So have a dreamy Stone-Robotnik just lightly touching himself. xD

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Stobotnik week is here again! 🪨💖🥚

Sorry for this late notice, but I hope you will still want to join this madness! And don't forget, the important thing is to have fun and admire our beautiful couple Rock and Egg!

Special thanks to @lyovpple cause' they helped me to organize it. 💖

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to @jamgamy!!

In your tropes you had "Doctor's first reaction to Stone's latte, and Stone admiring the Doctor". And my goodness, I could not resist using this to continue my Manipulate, mansplain, malewife -Stone minicomic. It was perfect, I had fun making this, I hope you like it! 😊

Btw, I think jimbotnik speaks Japanese when he's caught positively off guard, like in the "Omoshiroi/interesting" bit in movie 1 before he licks Sonic's quill. Here he's saying "Subarashii/Amazing", because wo~wiee, that latte blew his evil mind!

And thank you @panic-flavored for organizing this Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to you too! ✨🎄✨