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reblogs and unprofessional shitblogging.

[cetitanhasmoved]

i literally like music

[dormantnormandy]

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

[cardinailed0]

fluttercorddddddd

[sapphire-shores]

mlp 🌈 mane 6

[dunyun-rings]

ponies

[arrgh-whatever]

living together

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[arrgh-whatever]

the fastest pony in the world

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[jane35235]

the bob show

[i-will-write]

[ayjaydraws]

Sorry to be a hater on main but the people arguing about wether or not that palworld legendary looks too much like kyogre are so annoying because like who the fuck cares omgggggg

[carry-on-wayward-sister]

Do you love the color of the Duden?

Which one?

[pegalsus]

anthro stuffs

[pegalsus]

Can anyone else see my vision

[valentineinferno]

While I'm working through my art backlog and job applications, here are some pony designs i drew a month ago for fun :)

[ayjaydraws]

Saw so many takes on Graces old students and how they would honor and celebrate him and stuff and like not to be contrarian here and also I didn’t read the book so idk if there is actually any info on that but my headcanon is that the students never actually found out what happened to their science teacher. He just vanished one day and maybe they were sad about it for a while and they got a new one and that is that because honestly that would make that tragedy just that much more delicious to me lol

[myboobsaresentientbeeings]

"den Umständen entsprechend" is one of my favourite german phrases of all time. Ich sag dir nicht was die Umstände sind, wenn du die nicht kennst ist das dein Problem. ultimate boss of nuance. "it is what it is" but 10 times more german. Ich geh mich jetzt den Umständen ersprechend aus dem Fenster werfen