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Local Woman Trying to Study 

[alisonzai]

[letthebonesspeak]

featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up.

[teashoesandhair]

Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[iamthelamp]

[offscreen voice] “hey.” cat: “wahhh?? waaah?” “what.” “wehhh…” “yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.” “wehhhh!” “we’ve gotta get up.” “waahhhhh!” “we do!” “waa–”

[notanothergaypun-deactivated201]

LET HIM SLEEP

[maburito]

[bheidh-deactivated20141005]

[stophatingyourbody]

Disabled women and domestic violence- it’s time to take action!

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have seen it by now.” miss banks if you’re out there i am so sorry ma’am

[meangirls2004]

legendary

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this took a completely different direction than what i had anticipated

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[doctorwhorama]

[arabellesicardi]

im the robot

[caroldanversenthusiast]

my therapist: Cats (2019) can’t hurt you.

Cats (2019):

me, sobbing in a corner: WTF

[killowave]

[theproblematicblogger]

Looooooooooong way to go for that joke

[bisexualwario]

[catchymemes]

[sinnamonscouture]

Megan Rapinoe Stuns as the first openly gay woman to pose for Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue

[ankle-beez]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[ankle-beez]

can... you feel... the love... this afternoon....

[veryfunnymemes]

[notmipha]

im loosing my entire goddamn mind