oh, my shaking heart

[jackieharris]

I got fuckin married, y'all!

[jackieharris]

Still alive.

Still really, really happy ✌️

[machinecreature]

DIDN'T I TELL Y'ALL WE WAS DANGEROUS?

[jackieharris]

Gonna smoke another roll in the rain 🌧

[hanavesinauttija]

[cyanomys]

You have been cursed to live out the rest of your days in the United States Midwest. Which state do you choose?

North/South Dakota

Nebraska/Kansas

Minnesota

Iowa

Missouri

Wisconsin

Illinois

Michigan

Indiana

Ohio

Voting ended onJul 3, 2023

[kristina100000]

thinking about this picture from 1975 taken in san fran on this day period

[sggk]

bad news guys i think i’m too romantic to live in this world

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[bitchontheprairie]

this is the last time i beg for devotion

[lycanthrology]

[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset

[lelouch]

[gunkmusher-deactivated20240613]

this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”

[sandmandaddy69]

[stephenroot]

[diddywah-deactivated20150420]