Cuntable

[magiashley]

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[thebeanestbad]

hey op? What the fuck. Like this isn’t even some random thing either this is what you hear when you’ve been driving for too long along a dark Nevada road and your headlights turn off. This is what you hear in the back of your head when you wake up in the desert with no memory of the previous night. What the fuck.

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[ichigos]

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[ichigos]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[breadloco]

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

[jewperduper]

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

[madejsbridge]

[porterr-robinson]

[rubykgrant]

the freaking Pirates music

[sar-kalu]

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

[commiehilfiger]

show this to ur friends w no context

[cisnowflake]

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

[elodieunderglass]

Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard

[a-splash-of-realitea]

in case anyone’s wondering, the joke with the curry is that he ordered sole (or flatfish, to preserve the wordplay), specifically the meat at the base of the back fin, which is カレイの縁側 (karei no engawa). The thing on the conveyor belt is labelled カレーが縁側に (karei ga engawa ni), meaning ‘the curry is on the engawa,’ with ‘engawa’ in this being the flat strip of wood that the curry is sitting on. It’s playing on the fact that カレイ (karei), meaning sole (the fish), and カレー (karei), meaning curry, sound the same, and that 縁側 (engawa) can mean both the strip of meat at the base of the back fin of a flat fish OR a strip of wood usually placed in front of windows and storm shutters. Also when the guy says, ‘I didn’t order curry, I ordered sole,’ it comes out as ‘I didn’t order karei, i ordered KAREI!’ and it’s great.

Anyway, now that i have explained the pun it is surely more hilarious. someone tell me what freakin show this is

[everythingfox]

Animal crossing

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[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

[lightincubus]

[everythingfox]

I won’t ever get tired of making stupid videos with my dog on tiktok and posting them here

[clownsaliens]

[kibumkim]

[mewyorkcity-deactivated20141230]

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

[dio-archive]

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”