Peanut Butter Dragon Time

Ely // she/they // Lets be honest I'll play anything // like + follows from LanguageQuest are me

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

While everyone is wallowing in the TES6 theorising on Reddit, I will say, whenever it comes out it would be very funny if they announced it and then Todd immediately retired like

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

YOU CAN FUCK THE CANDLE MAN NOW?!

[daggerfall]

“average person dies 3 times a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person dies 0 times per year. Vestige Georg, who lives in a Veteran Trial & dies over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Reading through the planning for my old fic that I am considering rewriting and one of the chapters has only one bullet point

"This Chapter may otherwise be known as, Fuck Blackreach"

[faeeevee]

[eyevea]

New look at the upcoming Thieves Guild sequel from today's livestream!!!!!!

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Reference to the estrogen tablets from the first game in Bloodlines 2 caught me off guard jesus christ

[wheretheresawyll]

"Larian should handle the next Dragon Age game" Going off how they handled Baldur's Gate 3 if they handled a game like Dragon Age: Origins, they would release the game and then get people complaining about how they shouldn't HAVE to lose Alistair as a companion completely just because they spared Loghain because now they have to do 2 separate playthroughs and also their character has to face consequences for a decision. 5 patches later you can suddenly have both Alistair and Loghain on your team. And 2 patches ago they made it so Anora actually doesn't mind if you replace her on the throne with your friend because he has noble blood, because people complained that she shouldn't mind. And then in patch 13 Morrigan suddenly has half her dialogue replaced because players found her too mean. They don't know what to do with Sten at all so they remove his personal quest in Patch 2. Instead of developing the themes of Oghren's character further he's cut completely because dwarf companion. Due to popular demand they added Bella from the tavern and Cullen as companions and it goes as well as you expect. Your origin also has no impact on the rest of the game except you get a handful of dialogue options that are sometimes funny. In Patch 14 they change Bann Teagan's hairstyle, only to patch it back to his original hairstyle in Patch 15 because everyone hated it. In Patch 15 they give Dog fur, only to patch it away in Patch 16 because everyone hated it. Patch 44 has everyone reunite for a party at Arl Eamon's place for some reason. Everyone is playing a different version of the game because it has changed so dramatically between early access and Patch 743. You can fuck Morrigan when she shapeshifts into a spider at full release though.

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

I didn't talk to Leliana much during my previous play throughs of Inquisition and did not know I would witness this woman have a religious crisis, good for you girlie

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Unfortunately I am writing my accidental Hamilton AU again and Solas made a joke equitating to "we should call Abelas Fuckmaster 3000 instead" because the man dared to sleep with his own wife and ~break~ tradition

[daggerfall]

unstoppable horse

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Press H to Honse (threat)

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

I think I make Hadvar too harsh in TAOA sometimes because I am reading his dialogue again and man's a fucking goof. You're rescuing people from certain death and he's like "I'm cold"

[the-elder-polls]

how does your last dragonborn feel about the city of falkreath?

they love it

they like it

they're neutral about it

they dislike it

they hate it

they've never been there

other / nuance

see results / bald like vivec

Voting ended onNov 29, 2024

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Someone edited the base game ESO bard songs into combinations, different singers singing different parts and parts altogether and now they’re gone and I am so mad

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

FOUND THEM DAY MADE

[feralho3]

Please don’t kill

[m3f1c50v2-deactivated20200911]

>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

[wingsfromwhere]

[i-was-nereva-rine-here]

Them making the Breton hero undead for a bit was actually a cool as fuck idea tbh imagine the vestige walking round like an actual zombie and everyone just acting like its normal