Does it hurt? Poor babyyy~~~

What better way to distract oneself from chronic pain then to gape at pretty bois in more pain than yourself... A teeny blog for a girl with a teeny whump addiction 😝

[i-whump-dat]

So hi!

My first blog, and it's going to be a whumpy dumpster fire and you will like it, maybe?

I hope to post some of my fav whump fanfiction, art, gifs and maaaaybe post some of my own, who knows 😏

Lez do this!

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[i-whump-dat]

One of the boons of having insomnia is being able to stay awake until 2am and watch Good Omens the moment it hits prime.

It's really quite fine. I don't need any liquid left in my body. It was just a silly thing, really.

I am sooooo here for when the memes drop~~

[vaststoick]

i was looking to see if httyd had its own version of atla's "the gang learns how zuko got his scar" ao3 tag about viggo and/or dagur and/or whoever learning how hiccup lost his leg, and with viggo at least it occurred to me that he probably just asked johann about it like

viggo: hey man what's up with the one legged twink from berk johann already pouring himself a drink: how much time do you have

[vaststoick]

johann two drinks in: and they want ME to believe that TWERP took down a dragon the SIZE OF A MOUNTAIN????

viggo getting hard so quickly he gets nauseous: i think i hauve the scourge of odin

[autumndragon]

johann, five drinks in: and then SOMEHOW this BRAT took out the berserkers AND the outcasts AT THE SAME TIME!!! how hard can it be to find ANYONE competent in this stupid archipelago!!! even thor HIMSELF couldn't manage when he struck that kid with lightning!!!

viggo, so horny he can't think straight: i need to be put downm

[i-whump-dat]

Omfg this ^ right here. Imma spit out my coffee

[i-whump-dat]

Just when you begin to forget about all the other Fandoms out there, AO3 smacks you in the face with fucking Pinky and the FUCKING Brainnnn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all the power to you if this is your thing, but personally, imma scrub out my brain with turpentine and bleach, thank you...

[h-l-w]

[i-whump-dat]

Omfg I need more of this family in my life~~~

[i-whump-dat]

Been re watching Dirk Gently again and just HAD to share with you the glorious whumpy goodness of Elijah Wood's character, Todd.

The man is an acting god - this scene takes you from genuine shock, to despair, to pure agony, and you feel it all with him~~ 🤧 my sweet booboo...

[darkness-ends]

For @hurt-noct-week  (different prompts)

[i-whump-dat]

Dude, omg, THISssss!!!!!

Guh my whumperflies hit HAaard on this one

[falling-last-stardust]

I’m not the only one getting sexual and whumpy vibes from this shot, am I?  

@evilwriter37, thought you might like this! 😉

[evilwriter37]

I LOVE IT DEAR GODS THANK YOU

[i-whump-dat]

Uhum... duh!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Yeap, i love it

[i-whump-dat]

Gunn comin' in hott!!!

Y'all, Superman 2025 looks like a gorgeous whump fest... especially if this is the TEASER!!

[hadleyfrasergender]

[i-whump-dat]

Dude yes!!!

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

(X) (X)

ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

[i-whump-dat]

Resist.

[thashining]

Don't fall for it

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[i-whump-dat]

Yeap. No excuse. None.

[i-whump-dat]

He - is - literally - mE. The little dance, the squeal of delight, this IS ME when I eat cake. He IS ME, and I love him <3

~~ And what is up with that absolute "never miss arm day" UNIT of a cake man in this fantasy world?!?!

If anyone has a recipe for Moonberry Surprise, I must know... seems like some kind of baked alaska/mousse combo?

[i-whump-dat]

Last and certainly not least ---

~~~~HUUUUUGE FUCKING SPOILERS OMFG PLEEEEASE HEED FOR THE LOVE OF JOBE~~~~

Callum using dark magic to end sexy sparky man...

And Rayla being such a sweet queen - THEIR LOVE I JUST CAn"T...

[i-whump-dat]

Our next little whumpy gem is some magical asphyxiation. This scene ticks SO many boxes:

It's Callum!

The voice acting as he's pleading for Claudia to stop

Runaan being protective

Collapsing from exhaustion even after the spell has ended

SIDEWAYS BREATHING THINGY!!!

Very pleased with this one ^^