I have a boys name.

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[adrenaline]

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[scullyseviltwin]

Cards Against Humanity buys piece of the U.S. border so Trump can't build his wall

"The government is being run by a toilet."

I just needed to share this with… you know… the world. 

[theopenscroll]

If you donate they’ll send you presents

[redandpointy]

#teamCondor

[negativeblue]

Their FAQ though

—–

I DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’RE GETTING POLITICAL. WHY DON’T YOU JUST STICK TO CARD GAMES?

Why don’t you stick to seeing how many Hot Wheels cars you can fit up your asshole?

I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY ORDER.

We’d like to cancel the 2016 election, but neither of us is going to get what we want.

[artmilf]

[moorfields-deactivated20201122]

moorfields - follow for plants, witchcraft and pale grunge  

[tiinamenzel]

[teenagerposts]

summer: *ends*

me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn

[summersweeet]

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[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[iaintnomiracleworker]

I find it interesting when there's an object in an opposite or uncommon envionment.

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[f-ckthatshit]

At least we now sugardaddying has been around since Newton

[adrenaline]

[scottsumrners]

the best scene in the history of forever

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

this is going to be in history books

[onlyblackgirl]

MPGIS is honestly the best series on YouTube.

[gothtifa]

[gn-a]

[booooost-deactivated20160127]

Actual footage of me as a parent 100% for real

[powderblueee]

[penguintim]

“America is a land of freedom!!11!!”

[mrchandlerbings]

[sanctifythesupreme-deactivated2]

John Legend: “I don’t care about fucking Sarah Sanders. Reunite the fucking kids with their families, then we’ll talk about Sarah Sanders and her fucking dinners.” 💯