✨bitch pls✨

Cathy / 21 / multi ∙∙∙ "Poor little rose, beaten by the rain; in the wind, in the gail, thunder and the hail." ∙∙∙ Boston, MA

[scratchybeardsweetmouth]

“I shouldn’t be here. I shouldn’t be playing forward. I should be here, in the center.” | Ted Lasso 1x02 ⇆ 3x07

[daily-tyler-hoechlin]

Tyler Hoechlin for So It Goes magazine.

Original images by Nathan Seabrook, courtesy of vk.com/T_Hoechlin. Edits by us.

[versautumn]

✨ZODIAC SIGNS AS POKEMON TRAINERS✨

Virgo

Starter: Bulbasaur

Occupation: Pokemon Day Care

Home town: Laverre City

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

[nudityandnerdery]

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

[iheartgot]

(✿ ♥‿♥)

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

Never in my life have I heard a more perfect and seamless use of Vivaldi.

[astryfiammante]

Composers as iconic vines

Haydn: “daddy?” “DO I LOOK LI-”

Wagner: sorry I didn’t see you there, I was too busy blocking out the haters

Bach: P A T R I C I A honey can you be quiet I’m trying to do something

Vivaldi: I want a church girl to go to church and read her bible

Beethoven: whoever threw that paper: your mom’s a ho

Tchaikovsky: two brooos chilling in a hot tub fight feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

Mendelssohn: Who am I? Let’s go to the beach beach……………………….. Ninki Minjaj

Mozart: on all levels except physical, I am a wolf

Clara Wieck: go back to sleep and STARVE

Rossini: stooop I could’ve dropped my croissant

Schubert: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Chopin: *that little girl in the car staring into the void while “Stay with me” plays on the radio*

Salieri: Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

Brahms: oh my god they were roommates

Schumann: why don’t we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AM or FM??

Nannerl Mozart: hey everybody today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Mahler: actually Megan I can’t sit anywhere, I have

~hemorrhoids~

[guarded-galaxy]

Quill: so yeah, 70s and 80s music is the greatest of all time, no doubt about it, no other decade can match it

Carol: *walks past with her 90s soundtrack blasting ‘All Star’ by Smash Mouth*

Quill:

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

Peter P: blasts Toxic by britney spears

Quill and Carol:

[mackievanstan]

Michael B. Jordan Plays With Puppies While Answering Fan Questions

[rob-pattinson]

MICHAEL B. JORDAN ‘David Makes Man’ Clips & Conversation, 2019 Sundance Film Festival, Utah (January 25, 2019).

[gaelgarcia]

Tessa Thompson and Michael B. Jordan for EW (November 2018)

[678i0u]

Black Panther | Gag Reel

[thronescastdaily]

Jason Momoa, Emilia Clarke, and Sophie Turner attend the Vanity Fair Oscar Party on 24 February 2019

[cat-lover-1001]

[ladyeowyn]

❄ Holiday edit giveaway | Sam Wilson | gift for Jas // @carol-danvrs from Shar // @snicketfiles ♥

[mamalazzer]

If Vader had to raise his two teenagers

My other Star Wars stuff here

[brolinjosh]

The universe hasn’t seen this marvel since before my watch began. Few can sense it, even fewer can see it. But while its effects can be dangerous, it is truly beautiful.