DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED

All/Any | Your non-biological family! | Professional ai “art” hater! | Bucky Barnes fictionkin! | A Bucky RPer too! | Previously james-buckaroo-barness | Previously PREVIOUSLY james-barnes-congressman | 18^

[iam-buckybarnes]

Okay. I’m gonna say this once.

Sam Wilson is able to be a leader.

Sam Wilson does NOT deserve the hate/racism

Sam Wilson was literally asked by Steven Grant FUCKING Rogers himself to be the new Captain America.

So, in conclusion,

SAM WILDON DESERVES TO BE CAPTAIN AMERICA.

And if you think so otherwise, please, sincerely, get the fuck off my page.

I won’t stand for all the Antis in HIS TAG.

If you wanna hate against him, USE YOUR OWN FUCKING TAG??

Because I’m just straight up mad at this point. No, I’m DISAPPOINTED.

[iam-buckybarnes]

Sambucky won’t get together on my tomodachi life island send help

threaten them.

[xxspidey-fan69420xx]

Bucky has a crush on Mr. D from Percy Jackson😭

sam has a crush on bucky😭😭😭

mr. D has a crush on Beetlejuice

(this is not working out well)

[iam-buckybarnes]

I’m sorry WHAT?? BUCKY HAS A CRUSH ON DIONYSUS??

MISTER FUCKING WINE DRUNK UNCLE??

[iam-buckybarnes]

Sambucky won’t get together on my tomodachi life island send help

threaten them.

[iam-buckybarnes]

@ralph1ezz HOLY MOLY 32 NOTIFS FROM ONLY YOU

[ralph1ezz]

SORRY !!!

i got carried away!!

sorry again 💔💔

[iam-buckybarnes]

It’s alright! I was just appalled at the sudden liking spree

[iam-buckybarnes]

@ralph1ezz HOLY MOLY 32 NOTIFS FROM ONLY YOU

[iam-buckybarnes]

WHY DO YOU HAVE SCOTT SUMMERS ASS IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL

also I know the audio that image is referencing its so funny

BECAUSE??

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

*crashes into the avengerz tower-* oh sorry for crashing in wow that’s a lot of broken glass- the uh Yelena person told me I could come by after i was uh- you know what you don’t need to know what I was doing sorry bout the glass- I’m Spider-Man by the way though that’s obvious by how I’m dressed that’s the gist of it sorry bout the glass I didn’t see it- @starrryghost

[starrryghost]

Ava was scared shitless by spider-man crashing through the window of the tower. Her arm was halfway through the kitchen counter.

"We have a front door for these things. And of course it was Yelena."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

yeah I don’t use those would’ve been so fun if I got to beat up that temu cap guy though- and yeah I guess me and her are sorta friends she’s weirdly intent on me not being alone but whatever you don’t need to know that-

[starrryghost]

"Please beat up john. That would be hilarious. And that sounds exactly like yelena."

Ava sighed dramatically.

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh that’s his name- I didn’t even bother just figured he looks vaguely asshole shaped- and yeah- so like how did you even meet Yelena cause last I checked she’s uh vaguely threat spy and your like if stealth was its one shitty superpower but worse- I’m sorry I’ll try to refrain from insulting you that slipped out-

[starrryghost]

"..we almost burned to death in an incinerator together. And if you're going to insult me, get out. I get enough of that from everyone else."

Ava grumbled, pulling her arm out of the counter before walking back over to the coffee pot.

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

Wow must have been really hot to be in the room- get it cause fire and heat? and sorry I do that a lot it’s my thing I’ll try to refrain-

[starrryghost]

"Yelena would say it was a heated discussion. I have heard that joke too many times."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

your absolutely gonna hate mine then your either gonna tolerate my science jokes or fucking despise them there is no in between-

[starrryghost]

"Oh fun. I think yelena is in the living room with bob. Something about not watching Star wars."

She shrugged

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

Huh- everything’s so- calm here-

[starrryghost]

"Alexei is out on the town, whatever that means, john is polishing his taco, Bucky is somewhere, and yelena and bob are watching star wars. Its more hectic than this typically."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

right makes sense idk how Alexi is he sounds uh- nice??? And oh Bucky we met once at an airport- didn’t go well-

[starrryghost]

"Alexei is annoying. And loud. Also I know. He's still shocked from that."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh he remembers me neat always wanted to like steal his arm to study it figured that’d be rude so I you know didn’t-

[starrryghost]

"Artemis steals it all the time. Its easy. Its usually in the dishwasher."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh that’s uh- IF YOU HEAR THIS IM GRABBING YOUR ARM BUCKY ILL GIVE IT BACK*leaps to the dishwasher @iam-buckybarnes

[iam-buckybarnes]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

Mine now-

[iam-buckybarnes]

MY ARM?!

[iam-buckybarnes]

always gotta smoke at least once.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Bad as fuuuuuck 😍

[iam-buckybarnes]

Am i?

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Yes.

[iam-buckybarnes]

I feel flattered.

[iam-buckybarnes]

always gotta smoke at least once.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Bad as fuuuuuck 😍

[iam-buckybarnes]

Am i?

[iam-buckybarnes]

always gotta smoke at least once.

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

[sandumilfshous]

^ winner of the best comment award

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from genatrius reading: They wanna pretend man is descended from ape and woman is descended from vinyl countertop /End ID]

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

*crashes into the avengerz tower-* oh sorry for crashing in wow that’s a lot of broken glass- the uh Yelena person told me I could come by after i was uh- you know what you don’t need to know what I was doing sorry bout the glass- I’m Spider-Man by the way though that’s obvious by how I’m dressed that’s the gist of it sorry bout the glass I didn’t see it- @starrryghost

[starrryghost]

Ava was scared shitless by spider-man crashing through the window of the tower. Her arm was halfway through the kitchen counter.

"We have a front door for these things. And of course it was Yelena."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

yeah I don’t use those would’ve been so fun if I got to beat up that temu cap guy though- and yeah I guess me and her are sorta friends she’s weirdly intent on me not being alone but whatever you don’t need to know that-

[starrryghost]

"Please beat up john. That would be hilarious. And that sounds exactly like yelena."

Ava sighed dramatically.

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh that’s his name- I didn’t even bother just figured he looks vaguely asshole shaped- and yeah- so like how did you even meet Yelena cause last I checked she’s uh vaguely threat spy and your like if stealth was its one shitty superpower but worse- I’m sorry I’ll try to refrain from insulting you that slipped out-

[starrryghost]

"..we almost burned to death in an incinerator together. And if you're going to insult me, get out. I get enough of that from everyone else."

Ava grumbled, pulling her arm out of the counter before walking back over to the coffee pot.

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

Wow must have been really hot to be in the room- get it cause fire and heat? and sorry I do that a lot it’s my thing I’ll try to refrain-

[starrryghost]

"Yelena would say it was a heated discussion. I have heard that joke too many times."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

your absolutely gonna hate mine then your either gonna tolerate my science jokes or fucking despise them there is no in between-

[starrryghost]

"Oh fun. I think yelena is in the living room with bob. Something about not watching Star wars."

She shrugged

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

Huh- everything’s so- calm here-

[starrryghost]

"Alexei is out on the town, whatever that means, john is polishing his taco, Bucky is somewhere, and yelena and bob are watching star wars. Its more hectic than this typically."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

right makes sense idk how Alexi is he sounds uh- nice??? And oh Bucky we met once at an airport- didn’t go well-

[starrryghost]

"Alexei is annoying. And loud. Also I know. He's still shocked from that."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh he remembers me neat always wanted to like steal his arm to study it figured that’d be rude so I you know didn’t-

[starrryghost]

"Artemis steals it all the time. Its easy. Its usually in the dishwasher."

[peterparksersbrandnewday]

oh that’s uh- IF YOU HEAR THIS IM GRABBING YOUR ARM BUCKY ILL GIVE IT BACK*leaps to the dishwasher @iam-buckybarnes

[iam-buckybarnes]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!

[iam-buckybarnes]

I angered my local round black cat bucky what do i do😔😔

(She hates you unless ur my mom…then she is extremely clingy and will bite my dad lmao)

uhmmm exorcist her

[iam-buckybarnes]

That was lots of games thank you 🫶🏻

yes yes of coursee <3

[itsian4]

okok. what's the most random thing that you have a special interest in?

I'll start.

I LOVE NISSAN HARDBODY ‼️

Nissan hardbody my beloved

@buggyboyf @stroganoff66 @xplr-americasfavladies @g00sesi11y @airsdoodle @salbean-chaos @yaouri-enthusiast @xxspidey-fan69420xx @notcottonstar @callmemix @sincerelyycubes

[xxspidey-fan69420xx]

Making pot holders

@iam-buckybarnes @raynilikescats

[iam-buckybarnes]

This stupid fucking smushed water jug😭😭

@ralph1ezz @lavender-luminarie @lovesickartgirls @rayrayhaywire and open :)

[iam-buckybarnes]

BUCKKAAYYYYY

@emiliakanebarnes

WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED?? ARE YOU DYING?? WHO’S HURT??

[emiliakanebarnes]

NOTHING HAPPENED OH MY GODDD??

[iam-buckybarnes]

THEN WHY SO LOUD??

[emiliakanebarnes]

BECAUSE IM HAPPYYY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY??

[iam-buckybarnes]

oh. Why so happy??

[emiliakanebarnes]

I don’t know I just am!!

[iam-buckybarnes]

Eh… How does that work..?

[emiliakanebarnes]

And I definitely didn’t drink or take anything

[iam-buckybarnes]

That makes me feel suspicious.

[emiliakanebarnes]

…. Don’t be suspicious

[iam-buckybarnes]

Now I definitely am.

[emiliakanebarnes]

Don’t be :))))))))))

[iam-buckybarnes]

Did you or did you not drink?

[emiliakanebarnes]

No……

….. not a lot

[iam-buckybarnes]

Of what.

[emiliakanebarnes]

…. Tequila I think?

[iam-buckybarnes]

Emilia..

[emiliakanebarnes]

….. Bucky

[iam-buckybarnes]

By the looks of it, you had too much Tequila..

[emiliakanebarnes]

I did not!

[iam-buckybarnes]

Yes you did!

[iam-buckybarnes]

BUCKKAAYYYYY

@emiliakanebarnes

WHAT?? WHAT HAPPENED?? ARE YOU DYING?? WHO’S HURT??

[emiliakanebarnes]

NOTHING HAPPENED OH MY GODDD??

[iam-buckybarnes]

THEN WHY SO LOUD??

[emiliakanebarnes]

BECAUSE IM HAPPYYY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY??

[iam-buckybarnes]

oh. Why so happy??

[emiliakanebarnes]

I don’t know I just am!!

[iam-buckybarnes]

Eh… How does that work..?

[emiliakanebarnes]

And I definitely didn’t drink or take anything

[iam-buckybarnes]

That makes me feel suspicious.

[emiliakanebarnes]

…. Don’t be suspicious

[iam-buckybarnes]

Now I definitely am.

[emiliakanebarnes]

Don’t be :))))))))))

[iam-buckybarnes]

Did you or did you not drink?

[emiliakanebarnes]

No……

….. not a lot

[iam-buckybarnes]

Of what.

[emiliakanebarnes]

…. Tequila I think?

[iam-buckybarnes]

Emilia..

[emiliakanebarnes]

….. Bucky

[iam-buckybarnes]

By the looks of it, you had too much Tequila..