So we all know the bats get kidnapped like.. way too often, as both civilians and hero’s and like they have protocol right? It’s there to ignore follow, so I was thinking about how they all actually deal with it
(This one’s just for them as civilians, not hero’s, I’ll probably do another for them as hero’s)
Team 1, stay there, fake cry a little and wait for rescue : Bruce, Tim, and damian all the bats are famous, but their faces are too famous yknow? With everyone else it’s just their names, but if they try and leave themselves the paparazzi will spot them and it will be a nightmare, they have to stay put.
Team 2, call Jason, leave without involving the police or media : steph, dick and maps, like they can get out themselves, but it’s better to call Jason, because then it’s harder for the kidnappers to make the connection between them and the bats
Team 3, just up and Leave, nobody can tell on you if they’re unconscious : Jason, babs and Cass, sure they’re famous, but famous in a way that if they break in a kidnappers knees nobody’s connecting them to their hero counterparts
Team Duke, just fucking turn invisible and walk out : Duke, obviously. He just leaves, easy, simple, takes the chair with him sometimes, easy
And yknow no one kidnapped Alfred unless they’re stupid














