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one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

bird-gifs-collection-agency

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

riverlarking

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

its-arson-time

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

#little》big¡vatbag #ehhh besides the - i think i didnt do bad

inmyvampireempire

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

#<3

valtsv

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

24x81

no mom i have to be online 14 hours a day my mutuals are writing the most fucked up esoteric erotic and beautiful posts about my guys. i have to be there to experience it in real time.

byjove

Inflation has made me not understand prices anymore in the sense that I no longer understand what an appropriate price for any food is. Is a $5 bag of chips a good deal? Because that sounds fucking insane to 2018 me. And yet, that is how much they cost.

keeshplay

I need yall to understand just how fucking BONKERS price increases are now. Statistics Canada tracks food prices here - not everything, but the essential stuff.

Like, for example, 1KG of chicken breasts. The monthly average price in January 2026? $14.40 January 2020? $11.91 January 2017 (as far back as we can go)? $11.38

How about simple ground coffee? $9.35 for 340 grams Back in 2020? $5.32 2017? $4.59

900grams of infant formula in 2026? $51.39 2020? $29.20 2017? $27.22

Like - yall. Post-covid corporations have been absolutely screwing us. And they fucking KNOW it. They keep saying "inflation" and "trade war" and "weather phenomenon" but NONE of these accounts for how big the jump has been since COVID. They keep hitting record profits and jacking up the price citing whatever the fuck they want.

Like - PepsiCo just figured out people WON'T buy a $7 bag of Doritos. So what are they doing? "Oh we'll just drop it down 50 cents...

When every company jacks up the prices cause they know they can, we no longer have a free market.

The new tumblr feature with the comments, so i dont really have a opinion on but i know i have never written a useful comment

#elis posts

elirium

1354 words into my new fic. Think this one will be maybe 8k?

elirium

1903 words. Idk what else to say

#elis posts #elis writing updates

fuckrozanov

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough