I think I'm not human, I might be a dancer.

But you can call me Blaine.

[iamblaine]

msquinnocent‌:

You’re so right. I’ve known the ins and outs of the business world since I was in diapers, I could create my own one day. No, I haven’t…I like to go out and find people who intrigue me. But I like the photo studio idea. Thanks, Blaine.

It could be really amazing to see you not only making a name of your own but also help other people who might be struggling just like you. That way, other people and you will get to show everyone the amazing things some close-minded people have turned their backs to. 

[iamblaine]

bigappletina‌:

Just a generalized doubt, just in case. Oh my God, that’s so cute. I really hope that was it. I’m choosing to think that was it.

See? That’s actually what I’m choosing to think about your fans. I bet they all adore you because of your great talent, Tina. Even I think you’re pretty amazing.

[iamblaine]

puckhq‌:

Oh yeah, they’re both rockstars. It’s just crazy how fast time passes and shit.

Well, that’s... something you can’t avoid, Noah. If anything, you get more experience when time passes by, don’t you think?

[iamblaine]

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“It’s nice to see you’re here early, Seb. Would you mind waiting a little bit for me?” Blaine asked, opening his door a little more so that Sebastian could come in. “I’ll be ready in five minutes.”

[iamblaine]

msquinnocent‌:

So, it’s been a crazy week. Had an interview with New York Times and judging by the more qualified men in the waiting room, I don’t think I got the job. Even if I did, it wouldn’t be for my qualifications. I guess it’s back to the drawing board.

Or maybe you could try to take things in your own hands and be the business woman this city needs. Haven’t you thought of opening your own photo studio?

[iamblaine]

msmercyjones‌:

So glad to finally be back in my own bed! I love LA but its just not home anymore. So what have I missed in the last few weeks?

Probably a lot of things, Mercedes. But it’s great to know that you are back! How was LA like? 

[iamblaine]

puckhq‌:

so, my sister is starting college next week. my daughter is starting grade five…all i want to know is, when the hell did i get old? i mean, don’t get me wrong i’m still dilf af, but…since when are my girls in grade five and college? that has to be some kind of mistake…right?

I don’t think it is any mistake. I mean, they’re really smart, right? They’re growing up, learning stuff... And pretty soon, your sister will have her diploma in her hands. 

[iamblaine]

smythexx‌:

Ouch. Oh, I’d be happy to pick you up, but I don’t know… having you come over sounds like an awful lot of fun. Assuming what you’re coming over is my fist. 

I’m assuming you might want to go a little slower, Sebastian. It’s just a drink, nothing else, so don’t get too excited.

[iamblaine]

smythexx‌:

Oh, come on, don’t be a buzzkill, drinks always test better with the side of sexy man bod. But fine. It’s a date. 

Okay, where’s the sexy man then? I’m kidding. Will you pick me up or do you want to come over?

[iamblaine]

smythexx‌:

Is that right? Is this the sort of Melissa Etheridge kind of sneaking in? You planning on coming to my window, Anderson? You know you don’t need to sneak, right? You’re always on the list. But I’ll make sure to let you know just when you can come celebrate with me. Drinks on me. Literally, if you want. I’ve been told I have the perfect bod for body shots. 

I am not into body shots, Seb, but thanks for the offer. I was just looking for something that could fill the blackness that has seeped into my chest. You know, a couple drinks are totally fine. Maybe we could go for them in advance.

[iamblaine]

smythexx‌:

Big thanks to everyone who showed up last night, not so much of a thanks to the drunk asshole who spilled his bottom shelf beer all over me, but either way, the numbers were high, my boss is happy, and I’m definitely the highest contender for a promotion, so… to those of you who were kind enough to come out and not spill drinks on me, thanks. To those of you who didn’t, you’re dead to me. Only half joking. 

So when do you think you could get that promotion? Because I am so planning on sneaking in into your celebration, Seb. And also I will try to send more travelers your way when they ask for nightlife advice, you know, if I keep getting at least one free drink for the night.

[iamblaine]

bigappletina‌:

I’m 95% sure I was asked to sign someone’s bra at stage door. And I’m not complaining, I mean it didn’t really seem like a weird, sexual thing and more some kind of inside joke with her friends but I didn’t even hear her properly when she asked so I just laughed and said ‘cool!’ and walked away. I feel like I should offer Bra Girl some kind of public apology for denying her a signed bra.

Why the other 5%, though? And I think it actually was a little bit thoughtful. You know, she didn’t ask you to sign on her body, but maybe she wanted to keep a part of you close to her heart?

[iamblaine]

tanalopz‌:

You’d think. But at our club us bartenders are also our own barbacks. So we gotta get in and out easily. People are warned and told all the time but drunk assholes don’t like to listen. Usually they get a warning then get kicked out but if it’s a regular or friend of the owners they get away with anything. 

But that’s not fair. Isn’t there anybody you can talk to? Not like to complain about how this is wrong in every sense but at least to stop that from happening? I’m asking because I don’t think recurring to violence is a good solution.

[iamblaine]

tanalopz‌:

The next motherfucker to come behind the bar and grab my ass at work is getting his shit rocked. I am not one of the dancers. I’m here to get you drunk, they’re here to be felt up. Don’t get it twisted.

Why would people actually be able to go behind the bar? I mean, if they’re not allowed, there should be a door or something to keep random guys to go over there.

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face claim: Darren Criss full name: Blaine Devon Anderson subplot & role number: Plot 12, muse A birthday & age: july 9, 25 years old gender identity & pronouns: cis-male, he/his/him sexual & romantic orientation: homosexual personality traits: charismatic, goal driven, enthusiastic, loyal and intuitive, clingy, nostalgic, manipulative, over emotional and suspicious.