[aura-eden]

Eye details in art

[iamburninglikeabridgeforyourbody]

Fuck, yeah I’m happy that you’re happy but that should fucking be me by your side happy with you. Fuck me for being such an ignorant cunt and fuck you for leaving me high and dry without any guidance. Maybe I’m the most selfish but I could make you even happier if I had the chance again.

[hirxeth]

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

the internet has collectively made a meme out of every frame of Spongebob but they still have yet to hone in on the image that conveys the feeling of being in your 20s

[murdernachos]

[dicksakvra]

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Not giving Sakura the wood release was such a wasted opportunity, both narratively and thematically. All of Sakura’s primary motifs are based off of plants, her main teacher is Hashirama’s only living descendant, and her teammates already emulate the two other people involved in the Battle of the End (Mito and Naruto are both Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi, and Sasuke and Madara both possess the Mangekyou Sharingan). Her inclusion in the second Battle of the End would strengthen the plot by introducing rule of three to create a more complex narrative than just two souls pitting against each other, and carry the theme of generational parallels further than Team 7’s apprenticeships with the Sannin.

[aqua-regia009]

[thegoodvybe]

[tomellisarchive]

— Taxi Driver (1976, dir. Martin Scorsese) — Drive (2011, dir. Nicolas Winding Refn) — You Were Never Really Here (2018, dir. Lynne Ramsay)

[cryptidlover420-deactivated2018]

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

[adrenaline]

via soup.io

[strangercore]

Someone: you have to watch this new show!!! It’s called the end of the f***ing world

Me: k what’s it about

Someone: it’s about this boy who thinks he’s a psychopath so he plans on killing this girl but as time goes on they fall in love and-

Me:

[okayysophia]

Can y’all not..

[westafricanbaby]

Goodbye

[cheesekneesandbees]

Why the FUCK did tumblr decide to notify me of this post

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

[confessionsfromatvaddict]

I adore the romantic trope of “whatever universe, my soul will find you.”

[sjuki]

[cloperella]

I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies.  Gideon made something of himself. He’s a pastry chef, something that’s not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn’t try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever; he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. 

Well done, Disney. 

[hedgethodge]

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

[inactive1346597623595641352]

This movie is a treasure.