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XM-FML...am I right!

The first rule of being a "Social Media Guru" is to tell everyone, everything, all of the time.

Two things to remember when using count($array) in your loop: 1. Never get it wrong

Hate your colleague? Put "var false = true;" in their code. Enjoy.

How many .Net developers does it take to chan...*Windows Update in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...Shut down*. Yeah, that.

"Devloper, are you in this Monday morning meeting?", "Negatory..." *puts headphones back in*

Hey Facebook, sweet Camera app release. Didn't you just...buy...Inst...never mind.

Freak out a junior dev by confronting him with: "Excuse me, why are you using MySQL, use YourSQL please. "

So in CSS, you can do: ./*my comment*/className {}. Well CSS, that's just....just...marvellous.

Every time someone does !important in a stylesheet, a junior developer receives 40 lashings.

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Nice trench coat. Yeah, you're not Morpheus.

Adding the float property to an element in CSS automatically puts display block on it. Well smack my ass and pour me a milkshake!

You know what's sexy? Wordpress Global variables.

You just said "DHTML"...Devloper Snark ™

CSS bootstraps? That's like using a JavaScript library for simple operat...oh. I get it now. http://justusejquery.com.

I love raw JS animation coding. It's like being dead.

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