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Headcanons yandere gachiakuta

What would Zodyl be like as a yandere??

warning=grammatical errors(English is not my native language), kidnapping, obsession, stalking

🔷️Zodyl would be a yandere whose behavior towards you is difficult to predict; sometimes he will be cold and direct, and other times he will be more affectionate (in his own way).

🔹️As a beginner, he would be curious about you (especially if you fell with Rudo from the paradise/sphere and ended up together during his battle with Zodyl inside the trash beast) and use you to achieve his goals of invading the sphere/paradise, but... he ended up developing a kind of obsession with you (you awaken reckless emotions in him, like curiosity without it being from a scientific perspective).

🔷️He wants to better understand what he feels, hence the stalking and other pursuits he usually does to learn more and more about you (for him, you are an easy specimen, especially after Momoa revealed that you are not from the surface (spoiler for the isekai yandere gachiakuta AU)).

🔹️And he's the one who orders the other Yandere Raiders to constantly kidnap you (which ends up generating more and more conflicts between the Yandere Raiders and the Yandere Cleaners; Rudo, once after a kidnapping you suffered at the hands of the Raiders, slept in your room, which ended up turning into a pajama party among the other platonic Yandere Cleaners).

🔷️He already tried to offer you a cockroach to eat (you refused, of course).

🔹️He is relatively neutral regarding sharing you with the Raider Yanderes, but more "jealous" of the Cleaning Yanderes.

♤♡I understand why you make me feel this way... I need to keep a little closer eye on you...You will be of interest...boy/girl ♤♡

yandere type=yandere platonic/yandere romantic

[peachyprophets-blog]

The World you belong to

(Yandere!Gachiakuta x Isekaied!Reader)

A/N: I finally have time to write fanfiction again, so here's another part in the Gachiakuta series :>

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CW: Typical yandere behavior, obsession, unhealthy relationships, manga spoilers

Zodyl Typhon was a blur in your memory. He was tall, with dark hair streaked with white and gray, a striking face, and dark eyes. They were the kind of eyes that swallow you whole and pull you into a dark abyss. An abyss that could plunge you into deeper darkness, or free you from it—you had to decide for yourself.

Zodyl saw the whole thing as an experiment. Just like Rudo, you were able to cross the border without dying, but unlike Rudo, you were much calmer and easier to talk to. That's why you were sitting there on the bed while Zodyl sat in a chair in front of you.

"You fell from the sky and crossed the border." "I did." "You not only survived the border but also the fall." "Unfortunately, yes." "Would you like to go home?" Silence returned to the room, and a vague memory surfaced. Even when things were bleak, when many setbacks had occurred, there was something that always kept you going: your mother. Your mother was always there for you, she was your best friend, and you two share so many memories, and now you're worlds apart.

Zodyl observed all your reactions, but seeing you break down at the memory of your home reminded him of something. "Do you miss your mother?" And the reaction he received confirmed his suspicion. The woman sitting before him reminded him of himself after losing his mother and sister. Broken, small, and a mass of despair, yet deep in his heart, he felt a faint, hidden spark of compassion. He made a mental note to himself, and before he could act further, he had to try to cheer you up and lift your spirits.

While Zodyl mustered his smallest ounce of compassion to comfort you, a certain person patrolled the streets. Their red hair was cut short, their eyes icy and calculating. They were on their way to the Cleaners' headquarters, not to take Rudo, but you, without knowing your true location. Kyouka Nijiku was once again on his way to the Cleaners, closely followed by Goka Nijiku, who had observed the past events and documented the Cleaners' pathological obsession. This had to end. The Hell Guards weren't there to harm you, but to free you and help you live a life far removed from anything you'd been shown, a life where you could feel free, even if it was a far cry from what you knew. But the conversation took an unexpected turn. "What do you think, she's been kidnapped?" Kyouka's voice was cold and piercing; the Cleaners' incompetence had never struck her as so odd. Corvus slowly set down his cup and looked at Kyouka with a serious expression, his easygoing and slightly playful manner gone. "She was kidnapped in Canvas Town; we suspect the Raiders are involved." You could see how annoyed she was and how she'd had enough. "Enough. From now on, the Hell Guards will take over and give her a way to live a life free from your constant oppression." With these words, she stood up. "And one more thing: if we find her, you won't have the right to approach her unless it's absolutely necessary." Corvus watched her and the others go, his reflection in his mug staring back at him. The eye in the back of his head closed, just as his own eyes did. He knew what Kyouka was saying was the right way, but on the other hand, he knew perfectly well that it was almost impossible to keep those who lived here away from you, and this was evident in their behavior, which is why he had to send a team on a mission almost every day to keep them quiet. The mistrust of Tamsy and the upcoming Doll Festival would also become a problem.

A weight pressed against you, a weight you hadn't recognized until now. When your eyes opened, it was Zodyl lying beside you, watching you. "You're awake," he replied. "Come, I'll show you something." With these words, he left. Let's go.

You walked for a long time through the mill hills, and Zodyl kept fiddling with an object in his hand that looked like a discarded piece of trash. Along the way, he explained his experiments to you, aiming to create his own collection of guardians so he could cross the border and overthrow the Sphere Kingdom. You couldn't make much sense of it until the ground trembled beneath you. Trash fell from the hills, and from the great piles of garbage rose a trash beast, a Trashbeast. Zodyl seemed to sense your fear; a moment later, you felt cool fingers on your shoulder, pulling you closer without hurting you. A gentle warmth spread through you, something you hadn't felt in a long time. His deep voice pulled you from your thoughts. "Look at this," he said. "This experiment will show us if it's possible to cross the border with one of these creatures." His gaze then turned to you, his eyes boring into yours. "But I'll keep you out of this experiment until I know if it works." "I will take further action."

Zodyl brought you back to the Cleaners' hideout. Momoa kept you company while Zodyl conducted the experiment with the newer Raiders. Momoa gently stroked your hair as you slept, unaware of what would burst through the door at any moment. Time seemed to drag between the door slamming open and your disappearance. Momoa opened her eyes, her vision blurry, seeing something red, hair being cut short, but before she could do anything, she lost consciousness, knowing she couldn't complete her mission.

Your eyes slowly opened. It was cold, and a mantle was wrapped around you. When you looked up, you saw a woman's face, the face of the woman who carried you in her arms, and yet her cold face reminded you of someone. Zanka.

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[peachchaee]

HARUKA SAKURA HEADCANONS

fluff | 0.3k wc | fem!reader

haruka sakura who never thought that a girl would like to have anything to do with him.

haruka sakura whose mind goes completely blank every time you give him the lightest smile.

haruka sakura who was a blushing mess when you confessed to him. he couldn’t bring himself to confess his feelings to you, no matter how much he would think about it. much time passed and you gave up on the waiting game so you just took the confession in your own hands.

haruka sakura who took lots time to get used to holding your hand. he never indisputably experienced any sort of physical contact in his life, due to this he was in someway scared getting physically closer to you. 

haruka sakura who loves when you and him go to pothos to eat kotoha’s omurice.

haruka sakura who goes on late night walks with you.

haruka sakura who doesn’t tell his friends from furin high about your relationship. however, one afternoon when you were on a short walk together, a few of the furin boys were on patrol and spotted you and haruka. they were already familiar with you but they never would’ve thought that you’re THAT close to their friend. and so, they comprehensively freaked out in the middle of the streets of makochi…

haruka sakura who started to learn how to cook. reason being, that he wanted to make some omurice for you by himself. he even asked kotoha to teach him, whereupon she was truly surprised by his sudden request. eventually, after plenty failed omelettes and burned rice, he created a decent and eatable omurice. 

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[sirsoso]

About sums up the ending of dmc5 ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[angelamajiki]

yan superbat taking turns in giving their darling smooches. their darling between them giving a smooch to clark then one smooch to bruce and it repeats. this is in order for neither of them feeling left out or favoritism-🩰

It always starts with Clark demanding one for one reason or another. He's tired of your shyness, your cowering away. He finally corners you and gets a little smooch out of you one night as he's settling in for bed with you. It gets a little heavy-handed, more than you would have liked. You assumed Bruce would be out on patrol, so you let Clark take his fill in hopes that he would settle for good and be satisfied enough to let you rest. You gasp into Clark's mouth when Bruce slides into bed behind you, keeping you locked against Clark as he stroked over your bicep.

"Hope you saved one for me," He whispered, kissing the back of your shoulder.

"She's got plenty left in her, I'm sure of it." Clark teased, tilting your head towards Bruce.

[cupidxrere]

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU BABY

JABBER × OBSESSED!READER

SUMMARY: IN WHICH jabber meets someone that matches his freak and loves hin at the very same time. Don't save him, he's exactly where he wants to be

The raiders knew you well. You were apparently the sweetest out of all of them but ended uo with someone like jabber, out of all people

Bundus would look at you, a smile stretching on his face then would see jabber closely behind you. Not doing anything much, just...watching, staring right into his soul

Everyone assumed you were being abused with the way he was practically glued to you and the sweetness you radiated was unmeasurable. So why were you with that freak?

The real question was, what was jabber doing with you? You're an absolute angel sure but one thing that people don't seem to notice is how carefully you cater for jabber or how your eyes are always glued to him

People assume he's following you around and not that you dragged him along, people assume that he's used some kind of toxin to make you love him and not that you do that to him on the daily, people assume he's the obsessed one and not you

It was convenient for you, how no one sees how the two of you are always conveniently together. Jabber isn't going nowhere without you and same applies to you, see how fair you are

Jabber is an absolute sucker for this, he has no problem being used and treated like a ragdoll. He'd wake up to hard punch from you because he smells different but it's just because he tried a new toxin, he won't tell you that of course

He still loves how sweetly you talk to him after beating the absolute shit out of him, trying to gaslight him but he knows what you're doing...he's just exactly where he wants to be

"I'm so sorry, I do this because I love you" you pleaded, your hands caressing his bruised face

"I know momma, I love you too" He'd reply, looking up at you with a lovesick look in his eyes before pulling you down to him just to give you the sloppiest kiss he could muster

He's completely whipped, not just because you sometimes whip him but because he's completely enamoured with you. Don't ever let him go, ever...he won't even let you

Keep choking him, keep hitting him then kiss him right after, keep yanking his hair like he's a dog because he is your dog, keep destroying his things, keep making him seem like the toxic one in the relationship

It drives him insane in a good way, you're all he's ever wanted. You don't hold back, you give it to hin straight and that makes him harder than any fight could ever make him

Sometimes he'd intentionally make you jealous just so he can watch you bash an innocent civilian's skull then promptly come over to him and nearly crush his own skull with a rock until you see the star struck look in his eyes

"I'm sorry momma, I couldn't help myself" he whispered, staring up at you with a bloody grin

"I know you didn't mean it" you responded, lowering the stone to chest level before you slammed it unto his fingers which broke them "which is why I need to make sure it doesn't repeat itself"

This obsession goes both ways but not in the way you would notice but everyone else would. How he'd trail after you, immediately jump in to defend you or how he'd practically lick your shoes

He'd walk into the raider's lair bruised and bloodied whilst you promptly follow looking completely fine. When someone would ask, they'd find out that jabber made sure to take all the hits

Sure he did it to feel the ethereal bliss of pain but also to make sure his girl comes home unscathed to give him another round of beatings for letting the enemy stab his chest which was too close to his heart

If you both did got into a fight and you decided to give him the cold shoulder after practically messing up his face, he'd follow you around like a lost puppy and cling unto your leg just to beg you

Don't mix things up, the first time you hit him you both ended up getting into a fight which you barely won because you managed to build up poison tolerance just so you could be with him. That was your saving grace

Nevertheless, he loved you like a mad man and he knew for sure that he couldn't live without you. He refused to go on missions if you weren't there but the time he looked the scariest was when he woke up and found out you were sent on a solo mission that day

All hell went loose

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[florasuno]

I think when Sakura publicly kisses you for the first time, it’s a shock to everyone - including him. He’s riding the high of winning a fight, and all of Bofurin is jumping around him, because it was a brutal one. They’re moving down the street like a school of fish, and you start running to meet them.

Sakura still has his adrenaline rushing, heart pounding in his ears, ribs bruised, nose crusted with dried blood. And he jogs to you, meeting you halfway. Before you ask even ask how he is, his hand cups the back of your neck and he drags you to him, mouth roughly sealing over yours. He’s grinning against your lips, tongue sweeping over yours, sucking and biting your lip and not hearing anything over his ears ringing.

But then he pulls away, and notices how wide your eyes are, and how silent it is on the street around him, and the fact that there is an open mouthed audience of young men behind him.

There is stunned silence for three whole seconds before his friends burst into ‘ooooooooh!’ And start hooting and hollering, and his whole face turns as red as a stop sign as his brain finally starts to take over again.

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[poppy5991]

[nutmargaret]

before the first

[rukia-writes]

Hello! I was wondering, in regards to ROR, which gods do you think are most likely to fall in love with or be okay with dating a human? Tbh most of them don't really seem to like humans, but even then, which ones do you think are more likely to?

Thank you💚

Let’s take a look 👀

🦁 Hercules would definitely be down with dating a human 💋

🦁 Hercules was human himself and he definitely still has that connection to humanity! So he would definitely fall in love with a human.

🦁 And this god once he loves he loves for life so don’t expect him to get over his love interest human or not. 💋

☀️ At first glance, Apollo may not seem like it. But Apollo believes beauty is everything! Even on the inside! So, I believe he would fall in love with a human if they are beautiful on the inside!

☀️ Apollo definitely would date human if they are most likely strong, kind, intelligent. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and he’s definitely for EVERYONE.

☀️ Apollo wouldn’t care what other gods say either about his human love interest. Like, Apollo may be good with a bow but his words cut more if someone picks on or even trash talks his s/o

⚔️So, it depends when he meets human s/o, if it’s before Ragnarok.. he’ll say he dislikes humanity but he really doesn’t . He just says that because it’s “cool”. Ares is the type of person if he likes you he likes you and even if he doesn’t like you (like Apollo) he actually likes you. It’s only if he really, really doesn’t like you like Hajun that he doesn’t like you.

⚔️If it’s before ragnarok, it’s really interesting because I think he would like his human interest so he has to play up to the gods with not liking humanity or! It’s the reverse he has to go against the gods.

-9/10 Ares plays both parts but I think overall he would love his human interest more. Also! Allow me to be more clear, I don’t think Ares would HIDE his love for a human, in this time period(before Ragnarok) but he wouldn’t be loud about it like Hercules or even Apollo. Like if someone confronted him about it he would brush it off or play dumb.

⚔️During/After ragnarok Ares is a LOT more open about the relationship, especially if they had been dating previously. Like, Ares would be open to dating a human during after ragnarok because his perspective changes.

🌙 Sussano would date a human for sure! 👍🏻 out of all the gods in Valhalla he’s one who was neutral for humanity’s destruction, not to mention he likes how humanity made the sword 🗡️ so I could see him liking a human who is swordsman.

🌙 Unlike with Ares I don’t think he would deny his human lover, like all the other gods he would announce his human lover and wouldn’t shy away.

🌙 it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary if he shows others, Izanagi, Amaterasu, and Tsukiyomi his human lover.

🍬 Buddha definitely would! Buddha doesn’t care what anyone thinks and he would definitely date a human.

🍬 Buddha isn’t shy about his human lover either, if someone asks Buddha (if he likes them) will tell them. Like Kintoki or Brunhilde.

🍬 Dates definitely consist of vibing on a clear sunny day whether on earth or Valhalla, while eating snacks 🍿

💀 Hot take!: Hades would!

💀 Hades was rather neutral up until the results of round 3. I don’t think he would harm any human blindly, I think he would fall in love with human without a thought.

-I do think if he’s fallen in love with a human before ragnarok and then after round 3 I think the relationship would be strained for abit but he wouldn’t hate his lover.

💀 I don’t think he would deny his human lover if someone asked him, he would probably go on and on about them. Maybe he would go even so far as to have a picture of them in his private chambers.

💀 The time on earth Hades definitely makes sure his human lover has everything they desire, best medicine, best house, etc., they are well taken care of until they die. (Hades also doesn’t care if they have wrinkles) when they die however, Hades definitely makes sure they come to Helheim and not Valhalla.

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[wintermoonkisses]

𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐉𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃

⚠️ 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐧

ꨄ︎ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: 𝐪𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐡𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐡𝐚, 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫, 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢, 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐨, 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐳𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐛, 𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐠𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝

𝐐𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐍𝐆

He was basically the third wheel in the family now

He knew the responsibilities of a father was serious, especially now that his son was going to be the heir to the throne

But he didn’t expect his son to be the bane of his existence

“Mommy, am I cute?” (S/n) asked sadly.

“Yes, you are.” You smiled, “Very cute.”

“I’m cute too!” Qin shouted next to you but his cries went unheard

“Am I strong, mommy?”

“Very strong, sweetheart!”

“I’m strong too!” Qin shouted once again, flexing his muscles but no one batted him an eye

“Am I handsome, mommy?” 

“Yes, very handsome.”

“I’m handsome!” Qin shoved his face into yours.

“Am I more handsome than daddy?” (S/n) asked with a shit grin on his face.

You blinked as Qin slowly turned his head to look at his stupid son

“Yes, you’re more handsome than daddy. You are the most handsome man in the world.” You giggled

Qin lost it

The audacity!

“Him? Handsome?” Qin repeated slowly, “What can he even do?! He can’t even stand on his two legs or lift you up or protect you! He can’t even write his own name and he’s the size of a shrimp!”

“Qin, calm down!” You blinked with confusion.

“All he does is eat, sleep, and shi-”

“Okay! That’s enough! Both of you are handsome!”

𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎

This was the worst day of Apollo’s life

He was looking forward to spending time with you so imagine his disappointment when you left for an emergency meeting and he was stuck here in boredom

With his son

Who loves you more

“Wow, you are terrible at this daddy.” (S/n) pouted as Apollo accidentally set the kitchen on fire again.

“How about you do it then?” Apollo snapped at his son.

“Mommy is so much cooler than you.” (S/n) began to daydream, “She can do so many things at once and she never loses her composure. Unlike you, who can’t even beat an egg properly.”

Apollo ignored him as he angrily whisked the batter

“Did you manipulate mommy in marrying you?” (S/n) asked from behind

This piece of shit-

“No, I did not!” Apollo whipped around, “If you question-”

A pancake was thrown onto his face, as the syrup dripped into his hair and clothes

(S/n) began to holler with laughter as Apollo was shaking with rage

Why didn’t he pull out that one time-

You finally got home in the evening and you were confused when your husband and son were absent

A scream alerted you and you rushed up the stairs to see Apollo dangling (S/n) over the balcony

“Apollo! What are you doing?!” You freaked out.

“I’m teaching him a lesson!” Apollo shouted passionately, holding his heart with his free hand, “He’ll never question our love again and I’ll make sure he never comes between you and me!”

“Shut up and put him down!”

𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐒

He knew he was better than this

This was so childish, unnecessary, and stupid but at the same time, he was jealous of his son

You were humming a song while your son was curled up in your lap, and your husband was sending daggers behind his book

That stupid brat was in your lap for 4 hours!

Hades never even got 4 hours with you!

Well he did, but that was before you gave birth

His son was so clingy to you, following you everywhere like a new chick and you in return… don’t pay attention to your husband anymore

He felt left out

“Mommy! Can we go to Mt. Olympus today?” Your son asked you excitedly

“Of course! But what about daddy? Don’t you want to take him too?” You asked him gently

“No thanks.” (S/n) replied right away, as if Hades never existed, “He’s always so focused on work and his image, plus he’s always hogging you. I want mommy to myself!”

You were taken back by your son’s words but before you could say anything, an arm wrapped around your waist

“You want my wife to yourself?”

His son blinked as he watched his father hug you and place a gentle kiss to your cheek

“Don’t touch her!” He snapped at Hades

“I want mommy to myself too.” Hades replied smoothly, making you blush, “How about we go on a dinner date tonight?”

“B-but what about (S/n)?” You asked worriedly.

The god gave you a gentle smile before his eyes darted towards his son, as he smirked victoriously and viciously

Oh, (S/n) will be alright

Because Poseidon will watch over him

𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍

He swears this child is an accident

He was slowly sulking as he was forced to watch you bathe (S/n), who was hogging his mother on purpose

The God of the Sea was so tired and despite his ruthless self, he was looking forward to spending time with you

Until he remembered there was an extra at home

Poseidon thought his piercing gaze and aura would catch your attention but you never once turned to look at him

“I want a big cake for my birthday along with unicorns, pegasuses, and fire-breathing dragons!” (S/n) listed, “I also want mommy to be there to help me blow the candles!”

“What about daddy?” You snickered.

“Daddy can stay at home.” (S/n) shot back with glee, “He always ruins the fun and his face scares everyone.”

That was it.

This kid was definitely an accident

(S/n) was about to say something when he spluttered as the water in the bath began to overflow

You squealed when you were suddenly lifted up into the air by your husband

“Poseidon! Put me-”

“Let me make this clear.” Poseidon hissed at the shithead in front of him.

His son was a mirror image of him

“This is my wife. I’m the only one who gets to be with her and I’ll never let you take her away from me, you little brat.” Poseidon threatened.

His son immediately began to cry and he couldn’t help but smile

“Poseidon!” You screamed out loud, “You deserve to be punished for that!”

Poseidon didn’t even care until you spoke the next line

“No kisses for you until you apologise!"

𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀

Buddha thought he was excited to be a father until his son stole all your attention

You hardly pay attention to him anymore, you barely spend time with him at all, and what’s worse… you don’t even bake for him anymore!

Every time his son would hug you, the little squirt would send daggers along his way along with a slappable smirk

That little shit!

You may have birthed him but without his help, the little brat wouldn’t even exist!

It was time for payback

“Mommy! Daddy ate all the cookies!” 

Your son was bawling his eyes out as he sobbed

“Buddha! Did you eat all the cookies I made for (S/n)?!” You confronted your lover

“Huh?” Buddha didn’t even care

The god was draped over an armchair was he licked his lips that were covered with crumbs

“How many times do I have to tell you to not eat (S/n)’s cookies?! I have to make another batch again!” You groaned

The little shit was watching him closely behind your legs, as a wide smirk was present

Buddha has had enough

He scrunched up his face and he suddenly looked unwell

“What’s wrong?” Your face instantly changed to worry

“I-I don’t know, baby…” He choked, “I don’t feel very good. I think I might be sick.”

“From what?”

“From you not paying attention to me.” He whined, “All you do is talk about (S/n) this, (S/n) that, (S/n), (S/n), blah, blah, blah. Do you even love me?”

“Of course I love you!” You quickly told him.

Buddha smirked and he opened his arms and you immediately hugged him, placing kisses all across his face

Buddha’s eyes glistened victoriously as he stuck out his tongue at his son, whose mouth gaped to the ground

Karma is a bitch

𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑

“I want to marry mommy when I grow up!”

He and his wife were sitting in a bar in Asgard when the little shit had to start running his mouth

You giggled at how cute your son was while the others around you three were silently cooing and awing at the interaction

Thor was debating whether or not to throw his son out the window

“But what about daddy? Mommy will be sad without daddy.” You replied, pretending to sniff, “Can’t we take him along?”

(S/n) froze as he knew how much his father was in love with his mother

Thor was absolutely obsessed with his mother, always protecting her, hugging her, and pressing kisses against her forehead

(S/n) watched with wide eyes and he knew he also wanted to have a loving life in the future like his parents

Which is why he wanted to marry mommy

“I love daddy too but I love you more!” He exclaimed, “Don’t worry! Daddy can be my bridesmaid!”

A loud sound instantly shut him up as Thor slammed his cup onto the table

“Don’t you dare steal my wife from me.” He threatened.

You were going to scold him for acting so childish in public but (S/n) didn’t back down as he puffed his chest

“Fight me then!” He demanded.

His father stared at him with irritated eyes until he leaned down and kissed his wife passionately in front of everyone

You stiffened as you felt your face turning redder than your husband’s hair as (S/n) began to freak out

“No fair! You’re cheating!”

𝐋𝐎𝐊𝐈

Loki knew his life was going to turn upside down when you told him you were pregnant

A little life was going to be born and he didn’t know if he would be a good father, but you assured him many times

When his son was born, things got a bit better

The first time he held his son, he knew they were going to create chaos to the world together

His precious baby

He didn’t believe he could love someone as much as he loved you

Until…

“Mommy, why did you marry someone as ugly as daddy?”

Loki was napping in the tree until his eyes shot open

What?

WHAT DID THE LITTLE SHIT SAY?!

He looked down and to his horror, his son was dead serious while you laughed

“I think daddy is very handsome.” You giggled, “I don’t regret marrying him. If it weren’t for him, you wouldn’t be here, (S/n).”

“He got yelled at by Odin last night and Uncle Thor beat him up.” (S/n) pouted, “I think you can do better, mommy.”

Loki’s eyes were twitching and in an instant, he turned into a crow and he began to peck his son

You freaked out since you knew it was your husband as you tried to separate them

“Stop it, Loki! Getting jealous of your son?! How hopeless can you get?!”

Loki was forced to sleep on the couch that night

𝐒𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐎 𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐎

You were the love of this god’s life so imagine his horror when a little nugget suddenly became the center of your life and he casted off to the side

When he first realized he was going to be a father, he was ecstatic

He could imagine him and his son training, fighting, and winning battles all over the pantheons and he was thrilled he could get the chance to share his experience with his offspring

Except no

His son was a mama’s boy

It was always mommy this, mommy that, “I wAnT MoMmY!”, and yada yada yada

Whenever he would try to spend time with his son, the first thing the little brat would ask is, “Where is mommy?”

He hardly even sees you anymore because of this shithead!

You were in the middle of relaxing while your son cuddled into your lap

“Can we go to the hot spring, mommy?” He asked

“Of course! We should bring daddy too!” You replied and he frowned.

“But daddy ruins all the fun!” He whines, “I want mommy, I wAnT mOmMy, I WANT MOMMY!”

The god was in the other room and he heard the entire conversation

He stormed in and he pushed his son out of your lap, before he cuddled in his place

“Honey! What are you doing?!” You asked in alarm

He gave you a charming smile in which you blushed, while his son began to throw a tantrum

“How about we spend some time together?” He asked you sweetly, “I miss you, my love. A lot.”

His voice turned deeper as he emphasized a lot, his hand squeezing your thigh, sending butterflies swirling in your stomach

“What about me?!” The third wheel snapped like a shrimp

He lifted you up and he sent his son a devious smile

“You can stay in the kiddie pool.”

𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐙𝐄𝐁𝐔𝐁

This poor bloke craves love more than anyone in the world so imagine his happiness when he could live a life with you without any consequences 

The moment you announced you were pregnant, this god was so happy yet nervous

He was afraid he’d somehow hurt his child or reactivate his curse the moment he expressed his love, but you reassured him everything was fine

When his son was born, he held the precious bundle tightly, vowing to destroy the world for his son if needed

Until his son broke his heart

“Mommy has a meeting. You stay home with daddy, okay?” You asked your son.

“I don’t want to.” He pouted.

“Why not?”

“I’m scared of daddy.”

He heard that clear like glass and he felt his heart shattered

The moment you came home, your son was being watched by a nanny and you asked for your husband’s whereabouts

You found him curled up in his bed, sulking with such gloominess you thought you were going to turn miserable

“What’s wrong?” You asked him with worry

He refused to talk but the moment you teared up, he relented

“Our son hates me.” He mumbled, “I have no need to exist. I can die now.”

You were speechless

“He doesn’t hate you!” You snapped at him.

“You heard him, he said it himself.” He grumbled softly.

“He doesn’t mean it! You just need to spend more time with him, that’s all!” You protested, “It’s way better than locking yourself in that lab of yours!”

He didn’t want to but he finally agreed

It took a while but after your son realised his father wasn’t a douchebag, he wanted to spend time with him everyday

“I’m going out now!” You called your two boys.

“Have fun.” Your husband responded, allowing his son to draw all over his face

All they needed were a little push 

𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃

Honestly, out of all those above, this demigod is probably the most sane

He wouldn’t want to throw his son out the window, stomp him, drown him, challenge him, peck him, abandon him, or any of that nonsense 

He’s very serious in relationships and he completely devotes himself the moment he realizes he’s going to be a father

Even though he knows his son loves you more, deep down, he’s glad that you’re such an amazing mother 

“Mommy, who do you love more?” Your son asked and you raised an eyebrow

Your husband was right beside you and he cast you a look, as if daring you to choose the other option

“I love you both equally.” You responded with a smile, praying that answer was enough

“You have to pick one!” Your son protested, “Me or daddy! Tell daddy you love me more!”

Your son pouted and you couldn’t help but gush at how cute he was

This little nugget was so good at manipulation

“I can’t choose between you both! You’re both my boys!” You raised your hands

You were stuck in such turmoil until you blinked when your husband lifted you up in one arm

He then took your son and he held you both closely to him

“Well, there’s always enough love to give to all three of us, isn’t it?” He asked calmly, “All that matters is that we’re together. Forever.” 

He kissed his son’s cheek before he placed a deep kiss on your lips

Cheeky bastard

“That’s right. There’s no need to fight.” You smiled, completely falling for your husband’s handsome tricks as you snuggled against his neck

“You still didn’t answer my question, mommy…” You son fidgeted his fingers but you laughed and stroked his hair

“I love you both.”

Hey guys, it's been a while! Life was extremely busy for me so I didn't get the chance to focus on my oneshots and stories. Doctorate school has been so busy, the wedding date has been set, and we've recently adopted a dog as well. Anyways, I hope you enjoy these funny headcannons! It's inspired by a scene I saw at the airport lol. ⋆⑅˚₊🍰🥄 ୨୧

In addition: my messages and inbox has been turned on once again. I'm happy to answer any questions regarding my stories but I'm not accepting requests. Just a heads up in case I don't reply - not that I don't want to, I'm just too busy and my past inbox was swamped with requests so it kind of stressed me out. Also, many of the requests were crossovers with fandoms I've never heard of. Other than that, I'm aiming to update my stories this coming weekend. Thanks for all the support.

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Forgot to post it here lol

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AHEM.

ROR MEN w/Long pink haired Fem!Reader

HADES:

-ʚɞ He loves loves your hair, he thinks it's such a cute color on you! Your liveliness is very refreshing for him so expect him to spend a lot of time with you, maybe braiding your hair, or combing/brushing it for you.

-۶ৎ Having your head on his lap while he works and looking down at you watching you play with your own hair is very therapeutic for him.

POSEIDON:

-ʚɞ Thought it was an unusual color but slowly grew used to your pink hair.

-۶ৎ He'll sometimes help you with making it manageable to work with but he doesn't really get why you keep it so so long.. nonetheless he does indeed find your hair to be incredibly nice, and very suited for a woman of your high status.

THOR:

-ʚɞ Notices your hair first before seeing your face lol.

-۶ৎ He really likes your hair, he's probably even asked for a few hair care tips since yours is so silky smooth. I imagine he really likes helping you with your hair, combing/brushing it and trimming your hair

QINSHI:

-ʚɞ Pink? How unusually unique! Having a pretty woman like you as his empress would do him some good in his life.

-۶ৎ reminds him of cherry trees and he really likes it. the smell as well causes him sometimes doze off due to the soft smell of cherry coming from you.

APOLLO:

-ʚɞ Your hair is teensy bit darker and pinker than his and he's SUPER jealous. He still adores your hair so much though!(Ahem, mostly because it's a similar color to his but he's never telling you that.)

-۶ৎ will decorate your hair in the most flashy way possible. Hair accessories are delicately placed among your hair, flowers specially picked and placed as well. And you can never go wrong with a matching outfit! Aren't you just the prettiest treasure he's ever laid his eyes upon?~

HERMES:

-ʚɞ Will care for your hair intensely. Your hair is his top priority to help first thing in the morning. He takes this very seriously as you can tell.

-۶ৎ puts a lot of effort with styling and decorating it. Very patient with the intricacy of detailing.

HERACULES:

-ʚɞ He's got very long hair as you can see so he's very used to the long hair but yours? Woah! He's come across many gods with many differing lengths and styles but he's never seen such long hair like yours!

-۶ৎ your hair reminds him of when he was a kid running through the gardens of his parents place. There were many cherry trees planted there and the smell absolutely melts him. The fragrance is incredible, very soft, creamy, and an absolute delight!

SAKATA:

-ʚɞ He's never seen such luscious hair before..like ever!? How your hair is so silky and so incredibly healthy to the touch is beyond his own comprehension. His favorite thing to do is to braid it, or to just style it very cutely.

-۶ৎ he's incredibly shocked the first time you guys met. he's seen very few people with such long hair, and he's really curious how long it took for you to grow it out that long.

BEELZEBUB:

-ʚɞ Pinky haired princess x black haired prince omg. Has made many hair care products for you. Many special tools to make the length manageable.

-۶ৎ incredibly caring and very willing to give scalp massages to sooth the headaches you may be receiving. He will take his time when styling your hair! Very serious about it since he loves you very much <3

BUDDHA:

-ʚɞ Well geez! I don't think he's ever seen such long luscious hair before?! How you keep up with your hair routine is beyond him. He could never deal with that much hair, it's hard enough with his own long hair but yours?! It almost reaches the floor what?!?!?

-۶ৎ He'd be sorta scared to be in charge of your hair. He doesn't wanna accidentally do anything that might damage your hair so he tries his best to be gentle. He thinks your pink hair is really cute! Reminds him of those chupa chup lollipops he's always munching on.

TESLA:

-ʚɞ Oo! What a lovely head of hair you have. He's for sure made a few inventions just for the sake of taking care of your hair. Experimented a lot with hair treatments just to find the most perfect fit for your hair type!

-۶ৎ he finds your pink hair incredibly unique but he can't imagine how long it must take on a daily basis to take care of. But I guess it's a bit similar to him and his inventions?

NOSTRADAMUS:

-ʚɞ Oh be prepared to be completely baratted with questions about what it's like to have such long hair. And you can bet that he'll have a few pranks involving your hair, not to worry though, he will not go too far.

-۶ৎ He's often amazed at how pretty you can be, just watching you take care of all your hair is enough to make his heart burst.

SIMO:

-ʚɞ Finds your hair to be incredibly comforting to look and touch. It's incredibly snowy where he lives so seeing your pretty pink hair reminds him of summer. He wishes to watch the summer sky under a cherry tree whilst resting his head on your lap.

-۶ৎ He loves helping you with your hair. It's very fun for him. He also likes how you're so responsible with your hair, taking care of it so intently is very nice.

OKITA:

-ʚɞ Jesus...and he though HE had long hair.. he can't even imagine how long it takes for you to brush/comb through it all.

-۶ৎ if you help take care of his hair than he'll help take care of yours! Just as he loves scalp massages he shall give you scalp massages aswell

SASAKI:

-ʚɞ Your literally the cutest woman he's ever met and laid his eyes on. Really. He really admires your patience when it comes to your hair, like he really admires you! He really likes how cleanly you are aswell.

-۶ৎ He would for sure spend a lot of time giving you a back massage + foot massage + neck massage since he absolutely knows how much strain it must cause your body.

Heh.. oh how I wish my hair was as repunzels..😞🥀 btw lmk if you can't read i properly with the colored text🙏

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can you do ror Apollo as a boyfriend vs as a yandere boyfriend to a fem reader✌️🥹

ᰔᩚ "This Is Love."

Summary: When you and the Greek God of the Sun began to court one another, it was perfect. But... things have started to change, and it started to shine a new light on the embodiment of the sun. Trigger Warnings: Yandere tendencies, murder underline, toxic relationships, manipulation/gaslighting, and controlling behavior. A/N: UGH I LOVE APOLLO SM!!!! I hope you liked how this turned out, since I had to rewrite it a lot to get it just right (˚ TヮT )づ♡

🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:

Apollo is probably one of the better options among the Greek Gods to be in a relationship with. He's not cold and non-emotional like his uncle, Poseidon, nor is he as battle-obsessed as his father, Zeus. He's a narcissist, but he cares far more about who you are rather than how you physically appear.

He tends to do anything for you. He'll make you a song to speak about his love, write you poems and recite them in front of an audience without losing eye-contact with you; he would mess up his own hair for your amusement! That says enough.

Apollo knows if you like more dark areas or light areas, so he tends to manipulate the light around you so that you can be comfortable. He also uses this to help with the temperature around you.

When he has his family members come by, he always has a hand in you. He loves physical touch, it's probably one of his biggest love languages. He also uses words of affirmation and gift giving; being the God of the Sun really helps him find out what you like.

Apollo lets Python visit a lot, so it matters a lot to him that you and Python get along. When Python first met you, he was all dressed up in his cloak and mask, fearful that you would hate him just like humans and many Gods did. Your lover eventually coaxed him to reveal himself, and it warmed his heart when you and Python began acting very lovingly towards one another. Not like a relationship loving, but very much like an older sibling to their younger brother.

He does want marriage, there is no denial there. For his entire life he was alone, only really having few family members and genuine friends there for him, so when he really realized how much he loved you, he just couldn't stop imagining your wedding. Seeing you dressed up in a fine, brightly dyed dress with sun-oriented accessories matching his own just always made him happy.

If he does know you want to get married, he immediately goes to Zeus just for ideas on proposing because he does not fully trust him with marriage advice, Hades for the actual marriage advice because he knows his uncle is a proper man, and lastly he'd visit Hera because... she's literally the Goddess of Marriage and Family so, who else would he go too?

🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:

This guy is an absolute loon.

There is no other term that fits him better than "loon".

He claims to be your soulmate, your one-and-only, as if the Gods above him and his own father had destined you for one another. Meanwhile he literally just met you.

Apollo uses his nymphs as ways to get to know you better. He understands how you get along with some of the more tame ones, so he'd always ask them to deliver something to you -- whether it be an invitation to a meeting of the Gods if you're a deity or just a bouquet of your favorite flowers for decoration, all anonymous of course -- and just jot down whatever they say happened.

As a God, Apollo finds himself to be far above whomever you're close to, especially if they're mortal or semi-mortal. He'd glare with eyes dark enough to be comparable to Artemis' domain, almost as if he was the God of the Moon and not the Sun, and just mentally pressure whomever was on his way to leave.

But, if it was a family member or a very close friend who he knew wouldn't leave you from merely intimidation, he would put on his little mask and start charming them one-by-one.

He's smart enough that he'd let each of them taint the other's mind with how "grand of a man he is" -- like a game of dominoes.

But if he failed in doing so? Well... let's just say nothing stands in the way of what Apollo wants. "What Apollo wants, Apollo gets" many say.

Apollo most likely has little to no care for your genuine feelings. Of course he wants you to not hate him, but whether you fell for him out of your own volition or through manipulation and gas-lighting is not a huge concern of his. After all, soulmates always love one another!

Some of his relatives are concerned for you when Apollo announced your marriage, with Hades questioning you in privacy if you really wanted his nephew's hand and even Poseidon giving you and quick glance before retreating back to his usual shell.

They knew their relatives weren't the most stable... but seeing how you refused to back away from him just made them let go. After all, they couldn't risk Apollo becoming more unstable.

He'd be a very simple yandere, but beneath his more tame outward image, he would be extremely dangerous and manipulative to the point of possibly divine-war causing.

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Prometheus Kinktober Day 22 - The Last Engineer

The Last Engineer x Reader - Size difference Wordcount: 0,9k Warning: Sex, who would have thought

He had taken you with him, setting his ship on a course whose destination you did not know. All you could say for sure was that his fate was now interwoven with yours. Communication was quite difficult as the two of you spoke entirely different languages - so most exchanges relied on gestures, small signs, and hesitant pantomimes to help you understand each other. He had learned how to say yes and no, though you still struggled to reproduce the complicated sounds of his tongue, stumbling over your tongue until he regards you with an oddly pitying look and gently pats your head with one enormous hand.

At first, the gesture made you flinch - the last person he had touched so softly had gotten his head torn off - but he never hurt you. Even when his dark eyes sometimes seemed to accuse you, as if it had been your fault that he had chased you into the mushroom chamber, sending you face-first into the spores.

But now, his large hands framed your hips, guiding you down onto his length with deliberate slowness. After the spore incident, the intimacy between you had not stopped. At first, you had both tried to keep your distance, uncertain and cautious - contact reduced to the bare minimum to keep you alive, him bringing food and water so you would not die of starvation or thirst. But that attempt did not last long. One night, lonely and craving warmth, you had climbed into his lap. He had tilted his head in silent question, obsidian eyes studying yours until you pressed your lips to his and took his hand, placing it over your heart. You had offered yourself. He could have crushed you if he wished. Thankfully, he preferred to return your kiss.

That was a language you both understood.

His size always startled you, no matter how many times you had lain with him. Your knees braced against the smooth expanse of his thighs, trembling as you tried to settle on top of him. Sitting like this, you could not even reach his face - so instead, you traced the pale porcelain of his stomach, following the faint indigo veins that shimmered beneath his flawless skin. He felt impossibly sleek beneath your fingertips, almost unreal.

He did not stop you. He only watched - his jaw tight, as if holding back more than just words. He could break you. You both knew it.

And yet, his grip only steadied when you trembled, his movements slow, measured - an unspoken promise that he would not hurt you, no matter how easily he could.

Your breath hitched as you sank lower, your body straining to take him in. You rolled your hips gently, working him deeper, your walls contracting around the impossible girth. A low sound escaped him - something between a sigh and a growl - reverberating through his chest and into your bones. Without the mushrooms making your blood sing with need, taking him was harder, needed more patience, but was no less consuming.

He lowered one hand, a single thick thumb brushing over your swollen clit, circling it with tender pressure in the way he had learned you liked. The touch drew a gasp from your throat, your body softening into the rhythm, the forming slick easing him further inside. Bit by bit, your trembling frame accepted him until you could take no more and were filled to the brim.

A deep, resonant breath left his parted lips, his eyes fluttering closed, bliss softening his stern face as he shuddered - fully sheathed in your velvet heat.

Carefully, he began to move beneath you, pushing upwards with slow thrusts - testing if you were ready for him. You answered with rocking motions, your hips finding his rhythm, guided by his hands, gasps and whimpers spilling from your mouth as he kept pressing against your deepest spots. It was neither rough nor hurried; it felt almost like a ritual - like making love.

Your breath stuttered with every deep roll of his hips that you met with your own, the wet sounds of your bodies filled the quiet between you - broken only by his low, guttural noises and your soft, desperate cries.

You looked at him, and his gaze caught yours - there was none of the hate left that he had first regarded you with, no sense of triumph. Only want. Possession. Belonging. It frightened you in a way that had nothing to do with harm; it was the terror of being seen, utterly, with nothing left to hide. His large hands spanned your back, one sliding up to cradle the nape of your neck, his thumb brushing the damp edge of your hairline - the tenderness of it undid you.

When you came, it was not tearing - your mouth opened in a silent cry as the climax washed through you in slow, trembling waves. You felt him follow, twitching deep inside you, the warmth of him spreading, coating your insides.

You fell forward, exhausted, and he caught you easily, pressing you against his chest. You could hear the faint hum of his heart - steady and powerful - as he brushed his fingers through your hair, murmuring something soft against your temple.

For a long time, neither of you moved. He simply held you there, still joined, his chest rising and falling with quiet awe. His fingers traced the back of your neck as he whispered the word he always called you when you were like this.

“Méynos.”