I Am Handy With Fire

Lieutenant Hisokuro, certified PhD in Hisoillu, No. 1 Feitan fan, occasional obsessive dips into niche fandoms

[iamhandywithfire]

This is hands-down the most Hisokuro song I've ever heard...lyrics coming straight out of Chrollo's mouth. I even wrote a little drabble based on it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/89182356

[iamhandywithfire]

I miss writing Kuroillu...

[iamhandywithfire]

I have always thought that Feitan Portor would be the type to have terrible/nonexistent dental hygiene--or he'd be the type that loudly and dramatically gags when he brushes his teeth. (Edited to add: I don't think this about Chrollo. Chrollo relies quite often on a strong sense of charm, so he'd be the type to be meticulous and probably carry a tin of Altoids.)

[iamhandywithfire]

'90s D.C. hardcore is responsible for a good half of everything I've written.

[iamhandywithfire]

Will I still be soiled, when the dirt is off?

[iamhandywithfire]

The Hisokuro and Hisogon anthem. (It's way more Hisokuro, obviously)

[iamhandywithfire]

Where did the popular headcanon that Illumi Zoldyck has a sweet tooth come from? Is it because Killua canonically likes chocolate candy and therefore all Zoldycks like sweets? I've written it myself at times, but in honesty, I think Illumi would be pretty ascetic about his diet in general--his body is a machine and he of all people would treat it as such. And I think he'd have a very sophisticated palate on the occasions he does dine indulgently.

[iamhandywithfire]

Хисока Мороу (Охотник х охотник) ♦️ | Hunter x hunter

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[iamhandywithfire]

https://x.com/Hamlet_Machine/status/970695999009247235?lang=en

Oh my.

[brrriga-me-za-modu]

My son is 39 years old today 🥹

You are the coolest guy ever, Killua Zoldyck. You will always be famous.

[iamhandywithfire]

[an-ambivalent]

Look at who I have on my work desk now!!! 🤩🤩😝

My hxh husband 🥰🥰🥰

[iamhandywithfire]

I'm in the process of moving to a new house. which means I'm downsizing everything (i.e., getting RID of things), but as soon as I'm settled in the new place I promised myself I'd get a Chrollo for my work desk!

[inside-lees-mind]

I do not understand how y’all have characters talking while eating someone out. The characters will be having a conversation, but they kept rhythm? You’re telling me the character pulled back to say an entire sentence or two, and the reader/other character still came? In what world💔💔

(No hate tho, it just makes me giggle)

[iamhandywithfire]

I just realize I write this all the time, LOL. I actually don't think it's implausible at all.

[shamefulcomfort]

I spot homicidal queers🍓☕️

[iamhandywithfire]

All I have to say is... he's canonically blond. Nobody (maybe not even Togashi) will convince me Hisoka does not have sandy/dirty blond hair naturally.

[iamhandywithfire]

Tired, working, got a lot of things on my mind, just got sent a link to a beauty hisokuro. My friends know when to send emergency rations! (And yes, I called my father today, who is much nicer than either Ging or Silva. Happy Father's Day to the Americans out there!)

[iamhandywithfire]

Me when I start thinking I haven't written Kuroillu in a long time and the creative juices get a' goin' in my head....