Norah Blue

16 years / she, her/ Hogwarts student/ Ravenclaw i write and read about harry potter universe Welcome, darlings

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: I am not dating Fred! That's as clear as day, nobody could ever think that!

Hermione: Raise your hand if you think that Y/n and Fred are dating.

[Everybody is raising hands]

Y/n:

Y/n: Fred, put your hand down.

[iamhpfan]

Y/n *speaks with gestures*: Have you seen my wand?

Fred *also speaks with gestures*: No, i haven't.

Hermione: What is going on here?

Y/n: We don't talk to each other.

Hermione: Why?

Y/n: He has eaten my sandwich.

Fred *angrily speaks with gestures*: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A NOTE ON IT!

Y/n *like crazy speaks with gestures*: I HAVE! OPEN YOUR EYES!

Fred *angrily moving his hands in the air*: something unspeakable

Y/n *shows him a fuck*: FUCK OFF! (probably)

Hermione:

Hermione: Oh, i see.

[iamhpfan]

Fred: Why do you think that i'm flirting with you?

Y/n: You have just offered me to have sex with you while we were playing truth or dare.

Fred:

Fred: Don't change the subject.

[iamhpfan]

[The noise of bursting fireworks outside]

Y/n: I hate that noise! What an idiot could possibly burst fireworks, they're just a waste of time and money.

Fred, walking in happily: Have you heard it? I've tried my new fireworks, they're so awesome!

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Don't panic, from now on i'm in charge of everything.

Fred and Hermione: That's why we are panicking!

[iamhpfan]

[Fred and Y/n are sitting in the park, watching their son playing]

Fred: Oh, look at him! He is so adorable! I think he has just fallen down, what a clumsy boy! I love him! Look, he is trying to eat a bug! Boy is getting to know this world!

Y/n: Fred?

Fred: Yeah?

Y/n: That's not our son.

Fred: Oh, thank god.

Y/n:

Y/n: You know, i think ours is the one, who is offering the bug.

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Fred, i have a question.

Fred: Love, i'm busy right now.

Y/n: It's important.

Fred: And you can't ask it a bit later?

Y/n: Of course not!

Fred: Alright, what's the matter?

Y/n: So, imagine that you're a triangle...

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Fred, will you stay with me no matter what?

Fred: You know, I can easily spend my life without you being with me everyday.

Y/n: Oh...

Fred: But i don't want to.

[Y/n blushes]

[iamhpfan]

Fred: Somedays i wish i could go back in life. Not to change anything, but to feel a few things twice.

Y/n: ...

Y/n: You can't anymore use our son as your younger copy to prank your mother.

Fred: BUT WHY?

[iamhpfan]

Fred: You know, woman is a mystery.

Y/n: You mean to say i'm not a mystery?

Fred: I said a mystery, not a detective series.

[iamhpfan]

Fred: Hello, Granger.

Y/n: Stop calling me Granger!

Fred smirks: Oh, love, i'm dying to start calling you Weasley.

[iamhpfan]

Fred to George: You know, Y/n is actually my girlfriend.

George: Really? How so?

Fred: Watch.

[He turns to you]

Fred: Hey, Y/n, my girlfriend say what?

Y/n: What?

Fred to George: Told ya.

[iamhpfan]

Hermione: Could you find Fred in the crowd of his identical twins?

Y/n: Yeah. He's gonna be the one who gathered them all.

[iamhpfan]

[Y/n walking into the room]

Y/n: i'm so sick of Draco!

Harry: What happened?

Y/n: He called me mudblood AGAIN! What's wrong with him?

[Hermione silently walks out of the room and returns in 20 minutes]

Hermione: Don't worry, he's gone.

Y/n *confused*: Where?

Hermione: I'm not sure, but probably hell.

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Could you make me a cup of coffee?

Fred: I will be late for work.

Y/n: So you can't?

Fred: No, i just will be late for work.

[iamhpfan]

[Hermione explaines to Fred how to date her sister y/n]

Hermione: And don't you dare to make her cry or disappoint her anyhow!

Fred: Hermione?

Hermione: What?

Fred: We've been married for five years.

Hermione: RULES ARE RULES!

[iamhpfan]

Hermione: Actually i can read three books at the same time. And on of them is y/n's dairy.

Y/n: Hey!

Hermione: Don't get me wrong, but it is the most interesting one.

Y/n: ...

Y/n: Awwww, thank you, sis.