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[iamhpfan]

[Hermione explaines to Fred how to date her sister y/n]

Hermione: And don't you dare to make her cry or disappoint her anyhow!

Fred: Hermione?

Hermione: What?

Fred: We've been married for five years.

Hermione: RULES ARE RULES!

[iamhpfan]

Fred: Why do you think that i'm flirting with you?

Y/n: You have just offered me to have sex with you while we were playing truth or dare.

Fred:

Fred: Don't change the subject.

[iamhpfan]

Y/n *speaks with gestures*: Have you seen my wand?

Fred *also speaks with gestures*: No, i haven't.

Hermione: What is going on here?

Y/n: We don't talk to each other.

Hermione: Why?

Y/n: He has eaten my sandwich.

Fred *angrily speaks with gestures*: WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A NOTE ON IT!

Y/n *like crazy speaks with gestures*: I HAVE! OPEN YOUR EYES!

Fred *angrily moving his hands in the air*: something unspeakable

Y/n *shows him a fuck*: FUCK OFF! (probably)

Hermione:

Hermione: Oh, i see.

[iamhpfan]

Fred to George: You know, Y/n is actually my girlfriend.

George: Really? How so?

Fred: Watch.

[He turns to you]

Fred: Hey, Y/n, my girlfriend say what?

Y/n: What?

Fred to George: Told ya.

[iamhpfan]

Fred: Hello, Granger.

Y/n: Stop calling me Granger!

Fred smirks: Oh, love, i'm dying to start calling you Weasley.

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Don't panic, from now on i'm in charge of everything.

Fred and Hermione: That's why we are panicking!

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Fred, i have a question.

Fred: Love, i'm busy right now.

Y/n: It's important.

Fred: And you can't ask it a bit later?

Y/n: Of course not!

Fred: Alright, what's the matter?

Y/n: So, imagine that you're a triangle...

[iamhpfan]

Y/n: Could you make me a cup of coffee?

Fred: I will be late for work.

Y/n: So you can't?

Fred: No, i just will be late for work.