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Oh, what a surprise, you caught me again…

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sarcasm shark

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Sharkasm

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This shark is just not having any of your shit today.

me: does something really, really stupid with my sleeping and/or eating schedule

me: this will be fine

arrested development narrator voice: it was not fine

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Prize Time!

Post or message me 1 small habit you would like to create in 2016 and what your plan is to achieve it.

Tag it #2016prize. One lucky winner (random drawing) will receive this 8-½"X11" spiral notebook planner! It looks pretty fun – has a point system to help you see progress from week-to-week.

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I have a majillion things I want to change, but a small habit I'd like to create would be daily meditation. It really is amazingly helpful.

#2016prize

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HAPPY LLAMA DAY

What is National Llama Day?

National Llama Day is a celebration of mankind’s appreciation of nature’s finest camelid each year on December 9th that lasts from sunrise to sunset. It began in 1932 in Manitoba, Canada when the llama’s importance was first recognized during a drought which killed a significant number of livestock, especially sheep.

What happens on National Llama Day?

Celebrants dress as llamas, carve llama-shaped butter statues, sing llama songs, play traditional llama-oriented games, and break a ceremonial llama piñata. Typically, one family member in each household will wear an elaborate llama costume and will pass out gifts to the children while granting their happiest Llama Day wishes. A piece of llama fur is traditionally hung in the doorway under which young lovers share a kiss. Llama Day is often begun with Llamatines, cards sent to loved ones that may or may not include llama-shaped candy pieces. For dinner, a traditional Llama Day feast involves stuffing a partridge with okra, timothy, and clover; seasonings are often highly guarded family secrets. After dinner, children dressed as llamas, and less commonly as alpacas, go from door to door asking for Llama Day treats, occasionally releasing llamas on the occupant’s lawn if their request is refused.

Quick facts:

Height: 3 to 4 ft. at shoulder, 5 to 6.5 ft. at the head. Weight: 250-450 pounds (the females are usually larger than males!) Diet: Llamas are grazing animals. They like hay and green pastures. Life Span: 15-19 years. Color: Solid, spotted, a variety of patterns and colors!

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Source that I just copied and pasted

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by Sheldon Comics (larger version)

@ladyhistory, check it out!

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When you’re on the way to the bathroom and run into a kindergarten class who all have to hug you and tell you in detail what they did that weekend but you have 2 seconds before your next class comes around the corner and if you don’t escape, you’ll have to hold your pee for the next 3 hours.

#artteacherproblems

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This. Is. My. Life.

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phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

I'm pretty sad I can't comment and cheer my tumblr pals on!

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If you thought we weren’t making eye candy for Día de Los Muertos, you were dead wrong. Enjoy our version of a sugar skull when remembered boys and ghouls from ages past!

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Here Are 50 Bob Ross Quotes That Will Make Today Better

Today is Bob Ross’ birthday. The late painting instructor, famous for his storied, 11-year run as the host of “The Joy of Painting,” would have turned 73 years old, were he still alive.

For those unfamiliar with his public television show – for shame! – “The Joy of Painting” consisted largely of Ross demonstrating the wonder that is landscape painting. He painted mountains and trees and streams, all the while dropping incredibly zen knowledge in his tingle-inducing tones. His episodes were equal parts art instruction and tranquil wisdom, perfect for the ASMR-obsessed amongst us.

It’s Bob Ross’ birthday, guys.