Li-terally a hoe

Hi, I am Li, I don't actually have a theme on my blog, I just am too lazy to change the username. i love you

[wike-wabbits]

Perfume bottle consisting of eight enameled glass bottles as orange segments, set in painted ceramic holder. (ca. 1925)

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[wlwtxt-deactivated20230807]

the only comments on this post that matter

[cornerstorebitch]

[my-feminism]

In the Netherlands, abortion is freely available on demand. Yet the Netherlands boasts the lowest abortion rate in the world, about 6 abortions per 1000 women per year, and the complication and death rates for abortion are miniscule. How do they do it? First of all, contraception is widely available and free — it’s covered by the national health insurance plan. Holland also carries out extensive public education on contraception, family planning, and sexuality. An ethic of personal responsibility for one’s sexual activity is strongly promoted. Of course, some people say that teaching kids about sex and contraception will only encourage them to have lots of sex. But Dutch teenagers tend to have less frequent sex, starting at an older age, than American teenagers, and the Dutch teenage pregnancy rate is 9 times lower than in the U.S.

[teratomarty]

I endorse evidence-based medicine, and evidence-based activism.

[iamli-ving]

I went from people in highschool who barely know about bi and pan to friends in college who all know about and understand it when i say I feel so safe around these people I aint lying they make me feel like im safe and can be myself

[actuallyprettyodd]

[bongwatershots]

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

Ah, yes. That queer anthem about ex-boyfriends. Written by a straight woman. Who had many ex-boyfriends. Whose song about ex-boyfriends is nominated as this year’s queer anthem. Despite being about ex-boyfriends. And being written by a straight woman. Makes perfect sense.

[downwithterf]

why nominate actual LGBT musicians and singers like janelle monae and sia when you could nominate a straight white women who darkens her skin to look ethnically ambiguous?

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

he is here for you

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

also brought a snack 

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Gee thanks

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

you’re welcome !

[katedanley]

[beserkerhealer]

Actual photo of me

[shadovvlurking]

i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

[ubeshibe]

Both great, but may I add another variation

[smokbeast-deactivated20221113]

but have y’all considered-

[romerebloops]

@xenon-draws-undertale

[xenondrawz]

lets not forget

[girlillla]

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[politijohn]

[dad4god]

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

[seelcudoom]

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

[inadvisablyappliedmagic]

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

[eroticcannibal]

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

They are going to pass all of their finals

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

who?

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

the student reading this ❤️

[zaynschickens]

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[axylh]

but… I finished school 12 years ago

[lassotulle]

“my hair is too short, but now we REALLY match!” >:D

[dynatoxinc]

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

[tielesiti-eftu]

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am