Imagine A Sarcastic, Jaded Superman...

Almost nothing here is my creation. I’m a small town lawyer with a fucked up sense of humor. You’ve been warned.

[iammyownkryptonite]

[pro-gay]

[mrdsc1010]

*slams gavel* sickening.

[madness-and-gods]

[jumpedoverthemoon]

I can smell these pictures

[countryboy2thebone66-deactivate]

[chevychick73]

Absofuckinglutely true..💋☝

[fatcatatheart]

[cloududart]

[toastbutteregg]

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thorodinsson]

Scott Lang + being a literal child

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

Sign me the fuck up

[retrogamingblog2]

[stream]

Watchmen (2009) dir. Zack Snyder

[whitepeopletwitter]

[more-like-a-justice-league]