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[s0s2]

My contribution to #MerMay2019

[s0s2]

Simple solution.

[inside-my-fucked-brain-deactiva]

The Flying Fuck

[psychedelic-psychiatrist]

This is like favorite gif now

[macromvontus-deactivated2014111]

look everyone i now have a flying fuck to give

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[pucket]

@heartstitched

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The purpose of golf is playing less golf.

[durbikins]

WHO UP

get some rest

[windows-98]

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

[windows-98]

there is NOTHING shameful about this

[moldlover]

that’s how they flavor la croix

[humorstar]

Name these creatures lol

cr: gyyporama

[b0omhauer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In Harry Potter, the paintings are animated so it’s possible that tattoos are also animated.

[capacity]

Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[noodlesonmyback-deactivated2020]

[marimopet]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Being super rich must be like playing real life in creative mode instead of survival mode.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between tits

[se-to-oh]