I am not on a boat

...nope, i am not.

[iamnotonaboat]

In times like these, a boat is an even more valuable asset than before. There will be other times I reckon.

[iamnotonaboat]

Sometimes you need a certain distance (to boats) to value the bigger picture.

[iamnotonaboat]

I’ve learned to lower my expectations of seing sunrise on the Elbe today. Up next: i’d need to lower my expectations of being on a boat.

[iamnotonaboat]

These guys are taking pictures of bigger boats while being on their own cute little boat. First boat problems.

[iamnotonaboat]

See that boat in the background? Way too fast, way too far away. Gotta love that nice little beach in the foreground, though.

[iamnotonaboat]

Sometimes a change of perspective is all it takes. Sometimes it's just not.

[iamnotonaboat]

Two boats and the Badeschiff. Not too many people on the Badeschiff today. Not too many people on any of those two boats today (including me, of course).

[iamnotonaboat]

Nice weather. Nice boat. I am not on that boat, but hey: nice weather!

[iamnotonaboat]

Some people take big risks to be on a boat. I'm more a play-it-safe kinda guy.

[iamnotonaboat]

This is not a boat but (most probably) a depiction of a boat. That little white square in this depiction of a boat is most certainly not me FYI.

[iamnotonaboat]

Some things change, others don't.

[iamnotonaboat]

Boat: in the bay. Me: far away.

[iamnotonaboat]

Had a job interview recently. First thing they told me is that the company owns a boat. My hands are still shaking, thus no picture today.

[iamnotonaboat]

Look what i found in the archive: a dad with his kids on a boat. I am a dad. I am not on a boat. Ergo: kids aren't the crucial factor in regards of being on a boat, either.

[iamnotonaboat]

It's hot outside. Even people on boats prefer being in the water to being on boats. I'm indifferent.

[iamnotonaboat]

People on boats get up early. I get up early. Not early enough apparently.

[iamnotonaboat]

These are radio controlled miniature boats. I can't be on either one of them.