Aussie Ozborn

😌destroyer of worlds💣🌵i will stab god☮️ 🦋>18🥀

[sewerwclf]

bro i got sawtism

[aimseytv]

nothing gets me more worked up than when someone tries to correct ME on MY favourite character. NO! you don’t KNOW them like i DO! you never WILL!

[browsethestacks]

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

[sweetpeauserboxes]

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Brian: Hey Toby, what are you doing?

Toby, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.

Brian, whispering to Tim: Yeah I don’t think I can talk him out of this situation, maybe we should consider an exorcist.

[habeascorpseus]

the jesus stans really coming out of the woodwork to celebrate their fav ending his hiatus huh

[habeascorpseus]

jesus: turns water into wine or some shit idk i never read the bible the bible fandom: MY STREAMER <333

[habeascorpseus]

jesus: h-

bible stans:

[habeascorpseus]

/rp sorry i missed the last jesus lore stream so my opinion on his character should be taken with a grain of salt but i think it was wrong of c!pontius to execute him ngl like there is No Way he was in the right- 

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

idk to be fair c!pontius was just serving out the same orders he always did :/ c!jesus was just another guy. it was c!judas who was in the wrong imo

[the-kriller]

bruhhh are we watching the same stream? c!Judas is just so sweet and he looked hot betraying them

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

being hot is not an excuse for ratting c!jesus out wtf ??? he was completely in the wrong and there was no reason for him to betray the other disciples like that. if u want a sweet character then look at john the baptist hes literally so underrated smh

[everwizard]

Okay so at the beginning of this post I genuinely thought that this was how I was going to learn the news that the second coming and finally come.

[habeascorpseus]

this is the weirdest fucking containment breach ive ever gotten

[thescholars]

every lovejoy song is like

“awhl roight lets do this“ *guitar* [slam poetry night exerpt] “AND YOURE A BITCH” *sick bass*

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“dilves” immediately made me thing “dilf elves”

i dont think dilf elves can exist i dont think its possible… but im open to being proved wrong

[hylianhighlands]

Santa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a lot to unpack at once, conveniently compressed into a single word response

[zendayamybabe]

december 3rd??? what the fuck. what’s next? december 4th? a 5th of december???? give me a fucking break.

[versaillescirque]

Date of origin: September 1st, 2021.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it's complete bullshit that humans can't simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that's a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

[opalescent-potato]

*kneeling down beside my bed to pray *

"Representative! REPRESENTATIVE!"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ajsjdhks what's the atheist version of this?

[versaillescirque]

Uhhhhh

Rats.

[birdwatchingbingo]

[somewhat-crazy-deactivated20240]

Masky, screaming: ROGERS WHY WOULD YOU FILL THE FIRST AID KIT WITH CHEETOS????

Toby, bleeding: IT SEEMED FUN BACK THEN

[the-person-who-has-ships]

Dr Pain: Guys there’s a monster under my bed…and it’s really ugly-

Dr Smiley sleeping on the bottom bunk: honestly fuck you-

Nurse Ann dying of laughter

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Toby: [Does something]

Tim: Minus 5 points.

Toby: What?

Brian: We started scoring your behavior, when you reach 100 points you win a special prize.

Toby: Well what’s my score right now?

Brian, sighing: -1256.

[ghoulishcavern]

my favorite genre of desert duo interaction is when they’re talking to someone else and scar is spouting some random bullshit and then grian BACKS HIM UP on the random bullshit. scar could be like “u shouldn’t kill us bc it will make me really sad” and then grian will be like “yeah. yeah. so true. do u want him to be sad?”

[chat-chouage]

under my administration we would outlaw bloatware

[chat-chouage]

there’s no reason that a fresh install of android should have 72 apps

[chat-chouage]

also locked apps

no app should be unable to be removed

if you don’t want google drive on your phone you should be able to uninstall it

[sweetpeauserboxes]