Now under old management.

You are unique, just like everybody else. ♥ This is terrible, don't look at it.

[freakspotting]

[coast-modern]

I’m looking into the viability of bootleg switch skins and this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

[coast-modern]

I mean seriously

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

I decided that the opposite of bass-boosting a dubstep song is to replace the drop with elevator music

[picturesofbreadstapledtotrees]

[iamsblog]

P much the best bread stapled to trees themed blog.

[andmaybegayer]

someone had to make it 🔊

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[jumpingjacktrash]

unmute this

[areyouahauntedpotato]

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

[the-okayest-showman]

The Greatest ShowSkink

[kaijutegu]

Dapper!

[gifsandsound]

[sillyhonoguma]

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

[defunctzombie]

UNMUTE

[opzolder69]

[puddlecat]

i reached 1k so i thought id do a giveaway! winner will get a rigged 3d model of the character/oc of their choice in this neat retro character sheet style, with a little environment patch. if you want examples of my work see here

MBF me, this giveaway is for my followers :P reblogs only, ends in a month (june 6th, 2018)

good luck!

[muyintedezante]

[notlikingbestgirl]

[silvershoelaces]

opps

[iamsblog]

Skating!

[goddesssword]

[menorahs-deactivated20180101]

I have been thinking about this for fucking hours

original video link

[libertybill]

He is a speaker of the truth.

[coast-modern]

oh my god

[sleepdealer100]

Can you remove memories of tapir?

This question confuses me. The short answer is yes, the long answer is, what do you mean? The concept of tapirs? Of a specific tapirs? Of all tapirs? A specific memory of a tapir? Regardless, yes I can. 

[sandsvendor100]

Let That Who Would Not Speak My Name Come Forth And Utter It Fearlessly, For I Do Not Punish The Brave.

Let That Who Would Unmake Me Come Forth And Become Educated, For I Do Not Reject The Ignorant.

Let The Slumberer Become Known, And Let The Tree Grow Beneath Him And The Leaves Fill His Mouth, For Good Fortune Will Come To Those Who Yield To Me.

[sleepdealer100]

Hello! It’s nice to meet you, who are you? (c:

[sandsvendor100]

Seymour Babyboy, The Tapir, King Of These Sands, King Of This Sphere, King Of The World, King Of Kings And Baby Of Babys, Demiurge And Tiny Creature, Lover Of Justice, Poet, War-Maker And Cosign-Shaper, Snout-Wiggling Rump-Slapper, Who Performs Pious Acts, Perfect Hero, Mighty Man, First Among All The Animals, The Powerful One Who Consumes The Insubmissive.

The Invisible Impulse Has Charged Me With My Duty And Has Made My Weapons Powerful. My Sight Extends From One Side Of A Cornerless Sphere To Another. My Rump Wiggles, Sending Shock-And-Waves To Another World, Which Gentle Creatures Interpret As A Word, Or A Meaning.

In Unnumbered Un-Years Of Life I Have Humbly Toiled, And A Honking-Nosed Creature Has Yielded To Me, And A Swimming Creature I Made To Disappear, And A Great Green Shape To Slumber And Wallow, And A Hairy Warrior I Outwitted. A Terrible Gray Mound Caused Half-Remembered Troubles And I Soundly Repelled It. I Have Done All Of These Things And More.

[sleepdealer100]

Well, hi there Seymour! You sound rightly accomplished. I welcome you to the Drowsy Zone! Would you like to make a deal? (c:

[sandsvendor100]

OK

[sleepdealer100]

My dear patron, Seymour! What would you like this fine night? Offer up to me something you own, like a memory for example, for in return I shall grant you an equal amount of sleep! Make me an offer, dearest customer. (c:

[sandsvendor100]

Caggbage Please…

[sleepdealer100]

Yessir!!!