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20; i love it when argbur; any pronouns; 🇦🇷

[iamshoweranon]

i originally made this because i frequently ask things on @simpingthrash’s blog (as 🚿anon, surprise surprise lol)

but im probably going to genuinely post blurbs, oneshots and hcs about people. mostly simpbur and argbur.

anyway, my asks are on.

minors dni with nsfw, (INCLUDING FICS WITH NSFW THEMES OR HEAVY NSFW REFERENCES)

you can interact with my sfw though

boundaries:

wont write:

scat, mlm (or nb but amab) relationships*, noncon, raceplay, (may add on)

will write:

pretty much anything not mentioned above, dubcon/cnc, petplay, etc.

*im not mlm and don’t wanna fetishize mlm relationships, it’s already done way too much in this fandom, im fine with afab nb reader or gentitals not clear though. (because im nb)

as with amab anatomy, i just don’t feel qualified to write it.

masterlist

tags

anon list

(^become an anon and you’re very sexy)

🦜 anon (birdie)

they/she

🍎 anon (roxy)

she/her

🐁 anon (mouse)

they/them

🐺 anon

she/they

arg anon

bat/she/they

🦐 anon

📚 anon

🌋 anon

💜 anon

:) anon

🍡 anon

[iamshoweranon]

Ayo I'm curious if you ever played dangerous fellows and if so who was favorite?-🐺

Im not much of a mobile gamer and didn’t even know what u were talking about before i googled it rippp 😭😭

[simpingthrash]

WHY WAS FHIS ON MY FYP???

also it was like, in between a hot girl and a wilbur edit???

[iamshoweranon]

llu the alpha 😈🐺

[simpingthrash]

some of these dnf theories are sounding a little… hmm phan-ish to me

[iamshoweranon]

ngl the entirety of dnf is reminiscent of my dan and phil days lmaoo

[iamshoweranon]

Bo burnham my beloved ♥

- 🍎 anon

amennn i was literally obsessed with bo and john mulaney in like 2016

[iamshoweranon]

well there's going to be one hell of a ride for you, dear friend.

🎬

*bo burnham starts faintly playing*

[simpingthrash]

what...i wake up to you talking about how people eat....RAW BUTTER?

🎬

is just, I keep seeing it in tiktok and i just…

i don’t understand why,

WHY ARE THEY EATING RAW BUTTER

[iamshoweranon]

i JUST open tumblr in almost 2 months and i wanna close it again 🧍 /j

[iamshoweranon]

me closing tumblr and not opening it for 3 years:

anyway, time for actual announcements about this account.

1) yes, i will write again.

what i got caught up in was major writer’s block and just being busy irl, so not only did i hate what i wrote and thought so would everyone else, i had very little time to write.

2) i’d like to write about more characters

i think a factor in the writer’s block was writing about the same characters for SO long that it just felt so repetitive, i wouldn’t stop writing for the bursonas, i just don’t want them to be the only thing i write about or else ill definitely get writer’s block.

as for who i’d write about? for now, i’d like to add light and L from death note bc i’ve been kinda hyperfixated on them, and the resident evil 8 lords.

i’d also like to take a minute and apologize to anyone who just started following AND people who were already following me, i’ve been torturing y’all 😭😭

[iamshoweranon]

OMG IMAGINE ALL THE BURSONA'S COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER (BC ALL OF THEM ARE COMPETITIVE AF) TO SEE WHO CAN MAKE YOU CUM THE MOST/THE QUICKEST LIKE-

my money is on simpbur or revivedbur ngl

- 🍎 anon

the absolute overstimulation—

simpbur would be absolutely fucking you for his LIFEEE whereas revivebur is a bit cockier with it.

[iamshoweranon]

Omg definitely don't imagine trying to fix the wound in revivedbur's arm and he is just absolutely refusing your help and you are just trying to grab his arm but when you finally get it in your grasp you realize that you had crawled across his lap so you're straddling him. And absolutely do NOT imagine finishing patching him up and he stayed silent the entire time, but when you take your focus off of his arm you start to ✨feel✨ something and he just looks down at the space between you, smirks at you, and goes "are you going to fix that, too, darling?"

- 🍎 anon

now THIS is what i wanted to come back to 😩😩

[iamshoweranon]

bruhh i hate my trumpie family.

do y’all not se the COLOUR we have in the MIRROR??? and also WE’RE NOT AMERICAN.

[simpingthrash]

my friend is bullying me bc i said kronk was sexy 🙄🙄

snake. absolute snake. 😞😞 /j

he 😩😍🥵

Kronk is a whole ass Himbo

AND HE CAN COOK

HUSBAND MATERIAL RIGHT THERE

[iamshoweranon]

LITERALLYYYYY

[boobberries]

Roni plz tell me that the answer is literally one why are ppl saying its 9 😭😭

OTS ONE I SWEAR I WROTE EVERYTHING

there were two different ways to properly do it. the answer is one.

[iamshoweranon]

1+2=3,

6/2=3,

3•3=9

[iamshoweranon]

Listen normally I’m not one for stuff like this but I would 100% let Argbur choke me......💜

amen 😭😭

normally im not a big fan of “man hit afab person during sex” but argbur? …hes argbur. he’s obviously an exception 😩😩

[iamshoweranon]

Hello its me :) anon here just wanna say that you did a grate job writing it and i will most likely request more stuff soon-:) anon

tysm omg— 🥺😭

[iamshoweranon]

Not nsfw but I have argbur brain rot(like usual). I have this idea where your Jack’s sibling and met argbur awhile back. At first he doesn’t know your related to Jack and you were always on the back of his mind because when you first met you gave him some food because you thought he was homeless and he was blown away by your kindness. Then he finds out your Jack’s sibling and is immediately smitten or if you want to go the angst route your Kai’s sibling and Arg hates you on a principle. Then gets to know you and immediate tsundre action. Idk I have many thoughts. Love 💜

THIS MY BELOVED. i fucking LOVE fluffy argbur

[iamshoweranon]

thinking abt that one thing that was simpbur giving streamer!reader head and. so canon simpbur has an office job, right?

I raise you: (streamer!)reader giving him head while he's on a work zoom meeting. "revenge" for him doing that while you were live - 🐁

OMG YESSSS—

i have already established this man is so expressive when he cums in my shared orgasm au so this man would struggle SO HARD.