howdy!

26 yo | she/her | indigenous

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[mumblesplash]

i feel like we can’t really talk any shit about birds who get tagged by scientists becoming extra desirable to other birds bc like imagine if someone was abducted by aliens and given a mysterious unbreakable bracelet. and then when you ask them about it they get this complicated and distant look in their eyes and admit they don’t know what it is but the aliens put it on them and they can’t take it off no matter how hard they try. and you go oh that must have been terrifying and their expression softens a bit and they say it was, but it made them realize just how precious our brief time on earth really is, and they don’t know when they’ll be taken again but it’ll probably be for good this time so until that day they want to live every moment to the fullest, watch every sunrise, cherish every beautiful thing. then they reach over and gently pluck a fallen leaf out of your hair, and for a second you’re distracted by the dazzling shimmer of the cuff around their arm but then you realize they’ve been looking at you with this soft sort of smile on their face so you lean closer and idk the point is i think it would work on us too probably

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

free yourself. accept liking and doing “cringy” things if they’re things you like.

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[fandom-man]

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[catchymemes]

[tiredtrevelyan]

ngl i’m half a crashout away from doing exactly this 😛

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[my-dailydreams]

[konoko]

tumblr please stop showing me dating apps ads. i'll meet girls the old way; never

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[ny-ji]

this old cunty queer vampire polycule has only one thing to say :

celebrate yourself, your journey and your strength fully this month! *kiss kiss*

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[scarletjohansson]

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