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Hi! You can call me any variation of my user! Before you scroll! I just want to get a few things out of the way.

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#myposts #4/7/2021 #clownfish pinned

i forgot i had this account

#myposts

merdie

au belongs 2 gaytime (@hiyahiyagi) on twitter

theyre just little creachers

#fave #schlatt

theproblematicblogger

Despite every moment of life being indescribably precious and a wondrous mystery, I will spend it caring about dividends and how many rental properties I have.

brownfeministaa

Rich people are truly dead inside.

the-big-milk

I can't imagine caring this much about numbers that absolutely will never impact my life. This person is making more in passive income than I've ever made in my life and he's just like "but but I need more :(".

msfbgraves

I mean, fuck that guy, but psychologically it's interesting.

Some desperate remnant of his soul knows what he needs. As soon as his debt is cleared, he goes on to live what many would call an utterly charmed life: working no more than 20 hours a week, travelling and spending time with friends (which he, at $150,000 a year and no mortgage, has ample money to do). He has a loving relationship also.

But his brain is so rotten that he cannot understand happiness anymore. He is incapable of conceptualising it other than in money.

A man who has everything except the ability to feel it.

How poetic.

But fuck that guy.

spider-hands-mannos-deactivated

I want to hit this man.

theoutcastrogue

I want to rob this man.

wearesorcerer

Meow appears beside Rogue, holding a sign: "Heist? Heist."

fairy-anon-godmother

This man is so so so close to realizing a fundamental truth to how humans operate, but I genuinely don’t think he’s going to get there. Although I’m not sure he realizes it this man views the money he earns as a direct translation of his sense of personal achievement and engagement.

Which means that when he says he regrets the months he didn’t pick up more hours to earn more money, what he’s describing here is boredom. He’s doing it in the crassest, shallowest, most income-obsessed and unattainable for most of us way possible, yes. But this man is expressing that once he achieved a certain financial goal he relaxed, enjoyed himself, got bored, realized on some level he was understimulated, and then started working more hours to meet whatever stimulated activity threshold he personally needs.

This is infuriating because this man experienced the counter-argument to that nonsensical talking point that if we meet people’s financial needs with a universal basic income they’ll grow lazy and won't do anything.

Anyone trying to develop $200,000 in passive annual income is not working three minimum-wage jobs to live paycheck-to-paycheck. This man’s basic financial needs were met. Working more hours to make more money is just his own personal code for ‘I still needed to use my mind to do things’ (using what might be the only metric of personal achievement he might actually have). This man lived the argument for universal basic income and I genuinely don’t think he realizes that. Once his basic income needs were met he still needed to do things to keep himself stimulated and engaged with his own life.

You see a version of this play out with retirees who leave their jobs, go home, and very quickly find themselves in need of new activities or friends or engagements to keep them present and stimulated in their lives. Ensuring someone’s basic financial needs are met doesn’t make them stop doing things, humans don’t work that way.

wojo4hitz

Reblogging for the psychology lessons

imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea

There is, I believe, a line in an Agatha Christie story about a man so desperately unhappy he doesn’t know he’s unhappy. “Ah, a rich man,” responds the nun.

#clownfish opinion

lordesribs

Lorde vs other celebs on hot ones

space-lord-joe-kewl

Pyschopath

#clownfish noises

m-ellodii

While rewatching the "MC but" videos today, I imagined an animatic series where Charlie is some sort of nonhuman being that was bored and decided to exist and hang out in the mortal world. And Schlatt is something like that too I guess.

It wasn't thought out but it will be. This will be my first animatic trust you me.

#clownfish art reblogs #schlatt #charlie

seaoflove

haven’t had much to say lately. just collecting thoughts and letting them simmer like a good soup . waiting

neiljostensnosehairs

currently karlnapity nation consists of five sad gays sitting in a circle wondering where everyone else is

#clownfish fan stuff #karlnapity

ayeforscotland

Good.

ayeforscotland

Parenting tip #1: Don’t hit your fucking children, you scumbag cunt

systlin

The number of people in the notes defending hitting their children is fucking horrifying, along with a bunch of people saying shit like “I still flinch when my parents raise their hands”

Don’t fuckin hit your kids, jesus fucking christ

#abuse #clownfish opinion

valtsv

everyone rise for the only movie ever

#clownfish meme_s

tikkunolamorgtfo

WATCH THIS: MAN SHUTS DOWN ANTISEMITIC WHITE POWER PREACHER

One of my friends in the Boston area took this video and gave me permission to post it. She writes: “ I stood there for twenty minutes, easily. Hitler Youth kept trying to preach about “the evils of the Jews” and the big guy barely let him get a word in edgewise. At one point, the big guy yelled, “I will be here ALL DAY” and the crowd cheered.”

I promise this will be the best thing you see today.

be-blackstar

Where’s a goddamn bullhorn when you need it?

laura-palmers-ex-boyfriend-deac

wow that preacher is probably shitting his pants low key with some big ass biker that close to his face

xekstrin

Caption for those who need it– the guy in the suit is saying shit like “all races must serve us as put here by God” and a lot of racist/anti Semitic drivel.

Every time he opens his mouth to speak though, the biker yells “AHHHHHHH!!!” Until the man in the suit shuts up again. When the man in the suit takes a breath and opens his mouth, the biker doesn’t even let him get started and just screams “AHHHHH”…. This happens a few times.

The guy in the suit plows ahead but the biker screams and says “No no no no!!!”

I love biker dude

winterpunk

Make racists afraid again.

xmasterassassinx-blog

Um, sorry, but the guy in the suit deserves to speak his opinions. How’d you like to get screamed at everything time you spoke about what you are passionate about? I’m not saying I agree with his opinion, but that doesn’t make shutting him down like this right. Freedom of Speech. Just agree to disagree and walk away.

tikkunolamorgtfo

1) Freedom of Speech means you have the right to speak your mind without being punished or censored by the government. It does not mean other people have to listen to you, and it does not mean they can’t yell over you if you’re saying something disgusting and inflammatory. The Biker Dude has just as much right to do what he’s doing as the Neo-Nazi. Nobody’s right is being infringed upon here.

2) The guy is “passionate about” hating and inciting violence against Jews. I’m passionate about information literacy, candle-making, and giving snuggles to my pet rabbit. There’s a fucking difference, there.

3) “Agree to disagree” is something you say when two people can’t come to a consensus over whether or not The Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. It’s not something you say when one person is Jewish and the other person believes Jews are a evil satanic cabal trying to enslave the white race who must be stopped at all costs. That’s not an “agree to disagree” topic. We don’t “agree to disagree” over the issue of whether or not Jews are people. We don’t “agree to disagree” over whether or not black people, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ folks, etc. are deserving of basic human rights. These things are not up for debate, and there is no middle-ground to be had with people who think otherwise.

welkinalauda

“I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.” – Randall Munroe

sleepydumpling

Always reblog the anti-hate bikie.

assassinationtipsforladies

In Scotland it’s traditional to have at least one bagpiper at any Antifa counter protest. They’re situated as close to the police cordon and any speakers the Nazis might have brought and they play just anything. If you managed to get a few they usually play different songs. If you’ve only ever heard bagpipes on a recording you probably don’t appreciate how loud those mother fuckers are, these are war instruments designed to terrify your enemies as you approach from across the glen, not yet visible in the horizon. Needless to say you can rarely still hear the Nazis

catblog-weatherwax

Ok but that’s a tradition we can all get behind. May we share it please?

dankmemeuniversity

#clownfish meme_s

tabbybeans

I hate living in Texas.

mach6logan

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

smdh420

I’m deciding this is pro-satan

oy--gevalt

Definitely pro-Satan.

lazysarcasm--dazzlingbs-deactiv

lil Nas X has entered the chat

Mexican Dream shouldn’t be drawn wearing the Mexican flag

Due to Sapnap’s lore stream and the recent increase of Mexican Dream fan art. I will ask you, as a Mexican, do not to draw MD wearing the Mexican flag since it’s highly disrespectful and straight-up illegal in my country.

For those who have done it before, you don’t have to worry since you probably didn’t know about this since in the USA and UK it isn’t the case at all, and it’s a relatively obscure law, but it’s well known in Mexico.

The reasons why we find it disrespectful:

In our point of view, you are literally covering the flag with dirt, mud, sweat and, if you are using it as underwear, shit.

One of our national heroes died wrapped around it protecting it during an invitation to our capital.

We generally see all flag as meant to be swung a pole, and don’t be worn. All types of flag wearing is highly discouraged, but wearing the Mexican flag is straight up illegal.

How to represent MD is Mexican without making him wearing the Mexican flag:

Using the color of the flag is acceptable, encouraged even during our celebrations of revolution, independence and football soccer matches.

Pins, paint, etc is acceptable, but the moment you using clothe, it becomes unacceptable.

Do not use the eagle in any of the clothing, that’s the moment it becomes the Mexican flag, and it becomes illegal.

Thank you for your time, and if anyone has any questions in what and what isn’t acceptable, ask away!

notsogoodangel