Baby Girl

20.texas.sober

[assian-candor-deactivated201809]

NO!

2012 / 2015 / 2018

[leia-organa]

Donald Glover on Lando being pansexual in Solo: A Star Wars Story

[yoursummerdreamz]

[obovoid]

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[in-trans-it]

@breakingroles

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

delete this

[nobraska]

[seene0n]

[sloppy-meatball]

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JordanKAdams97)

[thisblogdeadyeet]

[xpineapplethiefx]

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

[sobrietykilledtheteenager-blog]

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

dont quote me on this but im pretty sure weve only found baby giant squids so we dont actually know how big they can be

we also know like nothing about lobsters since most of them on the ocean floor and some marine scientists predict that, theoretically, there could be submarine sized lobsters

[ambris]

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[michellepsychologist]

💭

[netflixz]

driving past your old elementary school like

[mumblegore-deactivated20150124]

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.

[naik2seki]

ive been depressed ever since I heard Akon - Lonely at 9 years old

[fuckmartinaddisonman]

Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar

[valeriedogteeth]

Trad goth were the days man