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@iamthepandaprince
Back back back, back again.
After having literally just stopped using tumblr several years ago I'm back! Who's got some advice on how this shit works now?
I've been roleplaying for 17 years now. Getting back into oc roleplaying.
I spent the morning at the archery range with my coworker and somehow I consistently struck my target—every single time—in the groin. My arrows were snugly nestled side-by side, right in the crotch. It is my specialty.
Why are you shooting at Bigfoot?
it’s an American tradition
someone had previously shot off his thumb, so I took the severed digit, wedged it delicately between his thighs, and told the range that I’d buy a drink for whoever shot it off.
surprise to surprise: it ended up being me, resident expert on shooting Bigfoot in the groin. the makeshift dong flew up into the air, turned end over end a few times, and flopped onto the ground several feet away.
???? American???? I’m what??? I’m crying I’m American and literally have never heard of this?????? Pls explain
shooting Bigfoot in the dick is a long American tradition. in some states you’re not considered a real adult until you can zap him right in the wanger. I’ve heard that Nebraska won’t even let you drive a car unless you’ve made your BFDS (Bigfoot Dick Shot) with a qualified witness present. in my hometown someone’s marriage got annulled and they served time in jail because it came out that they’d cheated on their BFDS.
I’m from Nebraska and can confirm. I didn’t get my DL until I was 20 because of it. Right pain the a** it was.
Stuck at home? Here’s an isolation survival post:
(Everything here is free to use! Feel free to add on. Links were purposefully broken to avoid Tumblr’s spam prevention.)
Social:
discordapp.com/ - Like Skype but better, more accessible, smoother, and with more features. Call, play games, and chat with friends.
twitch.tv/ - Watch and chat with people doing everything from gaming to cooking to teaching.
Reading:
whichbook.net/ - helps you find what book to read
overdrive.com/ - Free audiobooks through your public library
standardebooks.org/ebooks/ - Free ebooks
rbdigital.com/ - Free audiobooks and ebooks through your public library
Movies:
www.kanopy.com/ - Free movies through your public library
www.ted.com/ - Watch lots of educational and inspiring talks
Hobbies:
join.skillshare.com/ - Learn how to do virtually anything with 2 free months of premium
scratch.mit.edu/ - Make a game or movie, super easy to use, good introductory programming “language”
gimp.org/downloads/ - Free photoshop-like program.
twinery.org/ - Make a text-based game
pixologic.com/sculptris/ - make 3D models
unity.com/ - Make a 3D game
yoyogames.com/gamemaker - make a 2D game
spotify.com/us/ - Listen to music
travelandleisure.com/attractions/museums-galleries/museums-with-virtual-tours - Museums with virtual tours
Dungeons and Dragons: (play over Discord!) (DM me if you want PDFs of the Handbooks)
probablybadrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/612459866001391616/basic-rules-for-dungeons-dragons-dungeons - The Basics
entertainment.howstuffworks.com/leisure/brain-games/beginners-guide-dungeons-and-dragons.htm - Learn to play
roll20.net/ - Make maps/play online
Video Games:
itch.io/ - play hundreds of games
freegameplanet.com/ - Even more free games!
dolphin-emu.org/ - Play Gamecube and Wii games
Phone Apps:
sourceforge.net/projects/gameboid/ - Play gameboy games
smartphones.gadgethacks.com/how-to/10-must-play-free-puzzle-games-for-iphone-android-0178848/ - list of puzzle games
Cooking:
fridgetotable.com/ - Input ingredients you have and get recipes you can make.
youtube.com/user/DepressionCooking - Learn how to cook with limited ingredients from a lovely old woman who lived during the Great Depression
butterwithasideofbread.com/homemade-bread/ - Make bread with yeast
letsdishrecipes.com/traditional-irish-soda-bread/ - Make bread without yeast
Other tips:
Take care of yourself (eat well, shower often, wear clean clothes, exercise, clean your space)
Talk with people
Do what makes you happy
Take time away from screens
Play – with your pets, your kids, your friends. Keep yourself active and busy and happy.
Sander Side Bloopers
All I’ve taken from this episode:
Uh, BITCH
Reblog and put in the tags what you like/hate about your job
vine compilations have helped me for like over a year now when I have panic attacks so I guess it’s only fitting that I make my own! (Warning for shouting in some of them!)
Vine Comp: LOLz Edition
By: @shiarempress
Playlist: Cuties Edition | Video Game Edition | Star Wars Edition | LOLz Edition
👉🏼You’ve seen ours…now let’s see yours! Get nostalgic and comment below with your favorite vine comps!
LGBT kids coming out to their parents is literally one of the most heartbreaking things re: heteronormativity. Like it’s considered 100% normal for LGBT *children* to beg their parents to support and love them. The fact that most people will say stuff like “I’m still the same person” and “I hope you still love me” is… disgusting, because the lack of love and support is the assumed outcome. & then you have parents who will cry, ask their child “where did I go wrong?” or even saying things like “I’ll support you no matter what” because it’s the norm (and socially acceptable thing to do) to not support your child if/when you find out they’re LGBT… That said, parents accepting their child for being LGBT does not automatically make them a good parent and not accepting/loving your child for being LGBT is straight up child abuse.
Although we don’t know much about him yet, it kinda warms my heart that this boy:
has inspired so many various and unique designs and concepts from the community. :)
Show all the designs…
@roserocks01 This is their design inspired by my roleplay of Marvin! He has a danger noodle familiar named Valik. He’s cute as hell. I love him to pieces.
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MARK JUST CONFIRMED A HEIST WITH MARKIPLIER 2!!!!! FUCK YEAH
ITS LIKE A YEAR AWAY BUT FUCK THATS AWESOME
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.
That guy was really a huge teddy bear.
My friend is tiny and she was at a concert when she was 15 or something and they were about to do a wall of death and she was right at the front. She started to realise this was not going to end well for her, but then this massive guy next to her picked her up and put her on his shoulders just as it began. After when she asked why, he said “if I didn’t pick you up you would have been crushed.” Metal men are nicer than most.
I think the rules for metal dudes are universal. 1. Look out for smaller people that could be hurt and help them. 2. If someone falls, help them up. 3. If you see anyone being a dick fucking pulverise them
If demons looked like demons Evil would be quite rare. It’s the demons dressed as angels For which we must beware.
Reblogging for that perfect last addition
I went to my first concert at 21. I was told explicitly I was not to go into the mosh pit. You see I am 5 foot, smol and have no sense of self preservation. Once I noticed that a mosh pit was starting to form I handed my glasses to my boyfriend, who was the one to say no mosh pits. He didn’t think anything of it took them, and then had the realization and when he turned around I was gone. Sure enough he looked over the railing and there my little ass was running to this mosh pit. There was a couple of b i g dudes and I mean big. Like 6′4 musclear, tattooed and they just look at me the tiny metalhead. “You sure about this?” They ask skeptically like they were gonna help me back out before it really started. “Fuck yeah I am.” And I guess the absolute determination my voice convinced them that I was in fact about to run head first into this mosh pit. So they like herded around me, make me sure I didn’t fall and once it was over and I was significantly bruised they guided me back to my boyfriend who was p i s s e d.
Best night of my life.
Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”
This movie is super underrated.
Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?
I have a love-hate relationship with this movie. On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture). But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.
hEY FUCK YOU OKAY MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE
I’ve been trying to tell people this for years. Also, what differentiates Milo’s experience from the white savior complex is his expectation and his attitude. When looking for Atlantis, the last thing Milo expects to find are people. He says the most they thought that they would find are carvings and pottery. And he would have been happy with just that.
And even when he finds the Atlanteans, he treats the culture and people with the utmost respect (peek the scene where the crew has their audience with the king). He never tries to interfere in the people’s way of life nor change them. He’s merely an observer fascinated with the culture/people and just wants to know more about them.
In most movies, the white savior comes into the situation with an attitude of superiority and only through his interactions with the native people (and a lot of times a beautiful native woman) is he humbled and then eventually brought in as an honorary member of the people. Milo never asks for thanks or wants to make a name for himself. He does what he does because he loves it and it’s a way to keep his grandfather’s legacy alive.
Yeah. Milo was a damn good dude.
And another thing about Milo that’s made evidenced by this scene in particular? He’s got respect for women. He doesn’t ask why it’s a GIRL mechanic on the expedition, only why it’s a TEENAGER. Doesn’t question Kida’s leadership and knowledge when he meets her. (I can’t think of more examples off the top of my head but I’m sure they’re there).
Milo is a wonderful Disney protagonist, and this movie deserves the underground love it receives.
Milo doesn’t question why the second-in-comand is a woman, or the fact that the mechanic and the communications officer are women, or think of Kida as anything less than capable.
Another example of Milo showing respect for the Atlantian culture and being the opposite of the white-savior trope was when they as a group first encountered the Atlantian warriors, and he tried to speak to them in their language. He botched it for sure and tried to meet Kida in a middle ground, but he never got frustrated or wondered why they couldn’t just speak English. And Kida saw his efforts and met him halfway because she recognized that this stranger respected her people enough to at least TRY!
He respected Kida’s choices even when he was concerned for her safety, he respected her as a monarch, and he wasn’t afraid to ask for her help when his knowledge reached a few dead ends.
Milo is a shining example of non-toxic masculinity in the Disney lineup, and I will always defend my brainy boi.
I know no one wants my opinion on this but like, I just rewatched this last night. Milo is a cartographer and linguist. He went to s c h o o l to understand and read dead languages like Atlantian. He knows their culture because he’s studied it, probably his whole damn life. It was his and his grandfathers dream to find Atlantis. Thinking it would be ruins and bones and things they could study for future generations. Wanting to find a piece of pottery to prove to the world that his grandfather was not crazy, that he wasn’t crazy. Instead what he found was a living breathing culture that he just wanted to observe. When he tried to speak Atlantian you could see on his face that he’s trying his best, he never once thought he’d have to sp eak the language he’d been studying simply to read.
As for saving Atlantis, he never once said well let me try to save your culture instead Kida asked for his help because he could read. Asked him to read what she found so she could know her history that her father decided was better let to rot. Milo Thatch is an amazing Disney character and damn well deserve the proper title of Disney Prince.
Atlantis is a movie that will always hold a dear place in my heart.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯
I think I did it wrong
Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.
I need to get paid asap so pls ace help
I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE
I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭
I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP
This has worked before, so why not again?
you can have more notes just please give me money
Random mansion generator
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That’s fun
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Blaire White
So. I know she’s been getting a lot of hype for calling out Kai/Onision and is a transwoman herself but…her one video “Any Gender Can Get Their Period. GIRL BYE” video? Is super transphobic towards FtM transgenders right? I can’t be the only one who sees this? As a transgender female to male I felt…super uncomfortable and upset by her video. I can’t afford testosterone, I don’t have the insurance or money for top surgery. I’m trying my best but there is only so much I can do. So yes guess what I still get my period and yeah it causes HELLA dysphoria episodes. But that doesn’t give you the right to say that transmen don’t get their period or that this isn’t an issue transmen should talk about. Another thing, periods should be normalized. It is a human bodily function that happens to every afab female. And while yes you’re right Blaire many afab’s wish they never had to endure this it still happens. It is still apart of them. It shouldn’t be thought about as gross or disgusting. Everyone pees, everyone poops, everyone sweats. And while maybe loudly proclaiming you’ve taken a shit is considered less then polite and a little gross if someone is in a bathroom and asks for more tiolet paper because they ran out you wouldn’t start laughing, or berating them for a normal bodily function and needing to take care of it. So why when a afab person asks someone for a tampon it has to be quiet whispers because gods forbid someone with fragile ego hears it. I got a complaint by a customer once because he overheard me ask a coworker for a tampon and it ‘put him off his coffee’. Like this is a stigma that needs to end and videos like that? Aren’t going to help. And for those saying “She can’t be transphobic she’s trans!” Maybe not towards mtf she’s not but she certainly has some opinions about ftms that she probably shouldn’t be spewing. Or at least taking the time to think about what she’s saying and the people she’s hurting. If I was a young transman watching her channel and seeing that video I’d feel ashamed because there’s already so much hate going around that I’m not a real man to see a trans ‘icon’ say that well they’re right because you still get periods is…devastating to say the least.
If you get upset because someone has to tell these people who clearly need clinical help, that men, biological men, do not get periods just because they decided to identify as female…
Then you need to stay inside at all times and never leave your house.
How the fuck have we reached a point in society where repeating basic of basic biology… is offensive.
This is what happens when a species lacks natural predators.
Honestly I think she’s really helping people like this because you all need a serious reality check. Identifying as something only works in a social environment, and no amount of hormones can completely change anyone.
Better to accept that than lie and get the hopes up of other trans people you all might influence and deepen what issues they have. What you’re doing at that point is enabling and worsening a mental disorder.
The first part of her video was literally talking about female to male transmen. She did a “quick google search” and found out that testosterone stops menstrual cycles which hey she is right. But some transmen cannot afford testosterone or don’t have access to it. I am upset because she spreading a dangerous message to young transmen who can’t get T yet. If you a c t u a l l y read my post. I mention nothing about transwomen. The whole point of “All Genders can have a period.” Is for the Transmen who still get periods. As is shown by several pictures she used in the first part of her video. A masculine looking person with a period stain. Some transmen still get their periods. From what I saw of her video it was a direct attack at transmen.
PSA: Replies like this don’t make you cool they make you transphobic. ☕
Hey So like. Serious question.
Where the absolute f u c k do you find those acrylic letters that you can put on hats? Like I’ve googled it and tried to find it but all that came up was the hats themselves and I don’t want the h a ts I want the letters to make my own h a t without paying 50 bucks. Cosplayers, hat makers who ever of tumblr plz, plz give me answers.
Preferably online, ya bois got mad social anxiety and if I can get online vs in store I’d very rather get it online. Plz. However!!! If you know a chain store that would sell them please tell me too. These are so worth going outside on days off.
Visual Reference: Remember only the letters not the hat.
