Fragments- Chapter 1
Chapter 1
It wasn't unusual to see Derek around town. He'd lived around this small town for as long as anyone could remember. Leamingford. A sleepy, dreary, run down town, very close to the exact centre of nowhere. Derek was much the same really. A portrait of semi grandeur, thirty years past prime, slightly shabby, but no worse than others around. Derek had a scruffy twinkle to him though. I suppose it was this that drew me towards the idea of working for him in the first place.
Over the years, he'd built up quite a little empire for himself, an incongruous hotchpotch of business interests. Unnoticed to virtually everyone, Derek had been playing a sort of literal monopoly in Leamingford. He owned two shops, one selling music, books and retro clothes, the other selling restored furniture, a hairdressing salon, a bulk pet food warehouse, a fish and chip shop (that didn't sell fish) and a small, chic pavement cafe. He also owned and ran a pub. My local. The bull. Just a typical local suburban pub. Only it wasn't, at least not for me.
My name is Jonny. I'm 29. I spend my days designing graphics and websites for various clients, and my evenings writing and playing songs. Sometimes for fun, occasionally even for money. I've lived in Leamingford all of my life, and despite its faults and flaws (of which there are many) I'm proud to call it my home. On the whole, it's a typical small town, with all the usual incestuous local issues and seething undercurrents of class struggle. I suppose that kind of makes me feel a bit like an outsider, I consider myself a regular guy; but the gentle sprinkling of normal, regular people and the muddled up bunch of unusual characters mean I don't have to see it constantly. Derek definitely falls into that category. Here he was standing the wrong side of a barrier, nearly losing his ankles to the passing traffic, whilst staring wistfully, perhaps idly at a large semi derelict building. I had a lot of time for Derek. He had offered to help me out when I reached a particular low point. But I'll tell you more about that another time.
When it came to the Bull, it was fair to say I had an affinity with the place. I'd worked behind the bar, cooked in the kitchen, booked functions, DJ'd, organised the quiz nights, played for the football and pool teams, got drunk, fell asleep and pretty much lived every aspect of life in there. My favourite job was always booking their music. Two for a Friday, usually originals, one, a previous favourite and one newer band, and a covers band for a Saturday. I still do this bit, despite being busy with all sorts of other stuff. On a Monday I arrange a jam night. I have done for years now. I don't really work in the Bull any more, but I still do the Monday Jam. I couldn't think of anywhere I'd rather be.
On this particular day, Derek was stood staring on the corner by the old cinema. In its heyday in the 20's and 30's it had been a proud art Deco inspired building with beautiful sweeping curves and cream plastered walls. Inside it had been palatial, or so I'd been told. I'd never seen it at its best. You can tell the age of a Lemmo' from what they call this place. All the old people call it the Roxy, and talk fondly of the famous bands they saw there in the 60's. I've seen great black and white photos of household names of 60's music in the streets near the Roxy. There's something magical in those photos. It's hard to describe. Electricity is the closest word I can choose.
For the Leamingford 40-50 something's, it was the Odeon. If I wasn't too squeamish to listen, I'd probably have heard more stories from my parents and their friends of cuddles and kisses on the back row whilst they were supposedly watching the main feature.
For me, it was known as the Movierama, until the big multiplex on the edge of town opened in the late 90's. By the time I was 17, it was Kool Katz, a scuzzy nightclub full of barely dressed, but dressed up girls. All smelling of sweat, booze, fags, cheap perfume and sickly sweet body spray. Older lads gathered and seemed to hunt for the girls in packs, probably carrying their quarry into the night for a drunken fumble in a shop doorway. The music was generic, and very loud. Sweat evaporated and rose, and condensed on the remnants of ornate, nicotine covered plasterwork, falling in random globules of yellowed toxic rain. The only discernible advantages were that KK's was cheap, and that they weren't too fussy about formalities like I.D. "Those were the days." I smiled to myself as I approached Derek, eyeing up the exterior.
"It's a scruffy bugger, but what do you reckon?" Derek didn't even turn towards me
"You or the building?" I took pleasure in having a little dig.
"The cinema, you cheeky sod. What do you make of it? It really is a little cracker." The corners of Derek's mouth began to rise to meet his slightly reddened and plump cheeks.
"What's it matter to you? You've not been shopping again have you?" The burgeoning smile began to become a full-blown grin, showing off Derek's wonky, yellowing teeth.
"This is the big one Jonny. The acquisition of a lifetime. I saw the Stones here in '67. I met my first wife here in '69 and we, erm... well, let's just say I have a special feel for the place. I feel like I've bought back part of my youth." I guess that Derek's eyes would have looked misty, but I couldn't see beyond his oversized designer shades. "A lifetime of working my wotsits off, and it's all been for this place. I can die happy now."
"What do you want to do with it? Nightclub? Apartments?" I prodded.
"This, my boy, is paradise in stone and plaster. You might see crumbling bricks and flaking paint, but I see a stage. A cinema. A bar with a tidy little brasserie. Rehearsal space for bands. Office space for fancy creatives. A couple of swanky studio flats. This is it. My dream. Has been for years."
Derek would have eulogised for hours if I'd let him. Clearly he'd lost his mind.
"And how much will that all cost?" I tried to bring him back to reality.
"More than a couple of quid, but it's all been budgeted. None of that fag packet accountancy either. I mean, I might need a hand with the painting, and financially it'll be dead tight, but every single penny and every single hour of work will be worth it." Derek turned to me and removed his sunglasses. He looked very earnestly at me. "This place, if we run it properly is an absolute goldmine. This will be my pension!"
I studied the ramshackle building with its metal plates covering the doors and windows. Discoloured paint flaked indignantly from the walls. It obviously had potential, but it had issues too. But I believed in Derek. He'd created diamonds from coal before. This would be by far his biggest project, but experience had taught me that it was unwise to bet against him. I wasn't about to start. I began to bid him farewell. "Good luck mate, but I've got to go."
"Okay Jonny." He went back to looking at his building. "Do you want to manage it for me? Lock stock, from top to bottom."
I was amazed, but not totally surprised. Derek had a tendency of making outlandish offers to people he trusted. Like the time he offered a 19 year old with hardly any experience the chance to run his coffee shop for three months. I obviously hadn't disappointed him that much back then either.
"Let me think, and I'll let you know. It's a big job." I said, feeling rather overawed.
"No rush Jonny, it won't be open for a couple of months. See you later boy."
And with that, I was dismissed into the busy afternoon street, with an awful lot to think about.










