Children of the Archon

[were--ralph]

Drink so much cum they call me a cumpire

[were--ralph]

Count Cockula

[thememedaddy]

[devakitty]

My suck or fuck response kicked in

[theconcealedweapon]

[kactusnz]

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

[catastrofries]

Yesterday morning I woke and I was really uncomfortable so I went to roll over and slammed right into my husband. Annoyed I very hotly told him,“ You are on my side.” To which he responded by throwing his arm around me snuggling up and whispering, “Always.” before falling back asleep.

Damn adorable bastard.

[anxietyproblem]

[chewbacca]

JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama.

[kozukisensei-deactivated2024021]

👀👀👀👀👀

[greelin]

i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*

[justbadpuns]

[theocseason4]

this is great actually

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[depsidase]

[nightclubsinger]

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

[vulcanchinchilla-deactivated201]

[titsay]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

This video is at the cornerstone of my relationship. Always reblog.

[jpspurs]