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fuck steven universe...

!!!!!!!!!

Steven universe is a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want to pop his stupid, FAT head like a grape!!!!!!!!

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Does the Narwhal Bacon at Midnight?

shut up shut up shut up

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Momo and Journey from Pine Point. I haven't seen any fanart of them, so I decided to make some.

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Actual final re-design of Roger. And Cranston is there.

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Concept drawing of a character for a webcomic

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Down With the Council

Tumblr's messaging system actually sucks. I sent a message by accident to an artist I really like and now I look like a dumbass. There's no delete button. I want to talk to the CEO of Tumblr.

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I had an idea for a comic about an experiment who's kidnapped by a weird, off-map institution.

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Admittedly, I still kinda like this one. Might remake it.

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I made this in response to a friend of mine drawing fanart of him. Made it in a hurry

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more ancient roger sketches

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old sketches of roger

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Redesign for an old character I made. I'll post some older drawings of him later.

Oh his name is Roger

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how are you so awesome and cool?

gee, i dunno. i guess im just like that

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Drawing for hypothetical animation

Re-design for Darlachip. color pallet might be revised later, probably

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I love celibacy!

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The Scary Story of Evil Johnston

My name is Ian; I'm 22 and 1/2 years old (just turned) and I'm here to tell my story.

It was one fateful night at Jersey Mike's. But not just any Jersey Mike's; it was Scary Jersey Mike's. Before then, only my co-worker Gruntilda believed in the story of Evil Johnston, but everyone called her crazy. That was until one Tuesday; a scary Tuesday. A scary Tuesday while I was doing the dishes; the scary dishes. It was scary. However, my scary dish doing was halted when I heard the front doorbell ring. "That's weird," I said to nobody, "It's 30 minutes before closing. I'm gonna give that customer a piece of my mind for having the GALL to order a sandwich within the last half hour of my shift!" When I came to the front, I saw a man who looked awfully Evil-Johnston-like. I went up to him with fear. Luckily, I spoke with nonchalance. "Uhm... What would you like to order, Mr. Not Evil Johnston?" The Evil Johnston-esque man looked at me with his hyper-realistic eyes and said, "I'm going Evil Johnston Mode on you." I immediately called the police. The officers came instantly, as the Evil Jersey Mike's is right next to the LA Police Department. Once the police arrived they shot Scary Johnston to death, making Scary Johnston a victim of police brutality. Once my boss, Mr. Jersey Mike himself came back the next day, I recited the story, telling Jersey Mike that Gruntilda was right about Evil Johnston. That was before Jersey Mike said, "What do you mean? Gruntilda died 54 years ago..." Now, the only proof I have of Evil Johnston's existence is this image: