LOW BROW

Ian Patrick Maguire. Hairstylist. Tattoo enthusiast. Pokemon trainer.

[titsay]

[pusheen]

[lizclimo]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]

[pusheen]

[therealjustpeachesback]

REALLL

[henstomper]

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

[punkbeetleart]

[annakarenina]

Barbie (2023)

[pdlcomics]

a new day

[theblackparadeisdead]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

[theblackparadeisdead]

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

[theblackparadeisdead]

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

[mrencyclopedia]

[memeclassheroes]

[punkitt-is-here]

unfathomably based thank you uncle iroh

[sparklejamesysparkle]

Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White, Martin Mull as Colonel Mustard, Tim Curry as Wadsworth the butler, Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum, and Colleen Camp as French maid Yvette (on the pool table) in the Paramount Pictures/Jonathan Lynn comedy mystery Clue, 1985. Madeline improvised this entire scene, which went on to became iconic.

[bevsi]

everything