Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

western bourgeois decadent NYC | 30

[righthandarm-man]

here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

[kosemura-deactivated20180427]

[segamascott]

my boyfriend was really athletic when we first got together & hes still muscular but has a belly now :/ idk how to tell him its a turn off w/o hurting him

i suppose if i were you i would start with "hey so you know how i'm kind of shallow and have horrible taste right"

[righthandarm-man]

a man who hasn’t seen me in ten years called me hunky

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[righthandarm-man]

oh to be one of Grimes’ unemployable little court jesters

[justsomeguycore]

who up momenting they mori

[taylord326]

Do you guys think

[blanketfortarchitect]

I’m actually trying to cut back

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[xcvntdragulax]

[decayedgf]

Men deserve to tied down and stroked until they can't take it anymore.

[righthandarm-man]

two italian-american men are simultaneously rizzing me up. hot girl situationship brat summer 3.0 let’s fucking go

[righthandarm-man]

[dillopidated]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[righthandarm-man]

can I offer you some basic gym mirror selfies in this trying time

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

you seem like the type of person to have a penchant for chasing the feeling. Come this way

[f4ngbu2t]

"You're too hairy"

Meat too succulent

Lobster too buttery