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here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

#me #gpoy

how much psychoanalysis is appropriate on a first date?

some unsolicited but productive advice is acceptable, even desirable

if I ask for it or you ask if it’s okay first, then sure

that’s a second date and beyond kind of topic

my ideal date is you picking up on my insecurities and asking me hard questions

wtf kind of question is this? who does that?

nuance button I guess, use the tags

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

elgreytea

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

#The Land and Its People by David Sedaris #I read Me Talk Pretty One Day in high school and he's been one of my favorite writers ever sincce #physical book

toriaelise

“send nudes” come over & take them yourself coward

#okay but genuinely #guys who are down to trade nudes and sext you but won't hang out irl with you #despite living like 30 minutes from you #infuriate me to no end

tomb-mold

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

vodka-and-fedoras

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

#on death I drop a pokemon card #a mix cd #a box of foam earplugs #a nice pen #and a napkin with another man’s phone number on it

alicerohrwacher

CARLY RAE JEPSEN — ON WIRES (2026)

drhorsekiller

remarkoble

Heading out

stars-bean

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

#sophie was such a freak #girl why are you reading your mom's sex journal

hey @nicky999doors your music is so good, come tour in brooklyn please

#Spotify

breedabearworkshop

#love how furry artists have found a way to give their men beards despite already being covered in fur #anyways if you look like this my phone number is 71...

your gym bag belongs in a locker, not claiming a squat rack while you’re supersetting halfway across the gym. if you weren’t bigger than me I would kill you

#my goal is to get big enough I can tell these people to fuck off and they’d listen

funnier-as-a-feedist

Weed is a feedist

Weed is a feedist!

oldbutchdanielmolloy

i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic

#listen #sometimes you have two pieces of info to share #but only have enough money for one fedex print job

hometoursandotherstuff

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