Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

western bourgeois decadent NYC | 30

[righthandarm-man]

here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

[wiionme]

[decorumviris]

[redstonedust]

i need crossword puzzles to stop giving me sports clues. dont ask me about football stars and nba championships and baseball team names. im the kind of nerd who chooses to do crossword puzzles why would you expect this of me. cruel and unusual.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

[kristina100000]

i will remember this picture even when i get diagnosed with alzheimer's

[carloskaplan]

Keith Haring en pleno traballo

[kissingbears]

[squiretilde]

Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.

[zanephillips]

Crashing 1.05

[misophonie]

thought this would be common knowledge but if you're a male actor and you wouldn't frot with another male actor in front of the camera while moaning into each other's open mouths and drooling and making puddles on the floor you simply shouldn't be an actor. didn't think this needed to be said but i guess some of you really don't even know the first thing about acting

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[matratzengruft-1]

[fluffingston]

show me your dicks

[dear-julien]

Oh... I only have one unfortunately :(

[flagonage]

for now...

[dear-julien]

[cuppydogshane]

also im sorry that youve never had an emotionally intense friendship that confused other people including you and the other person. its really thrilling. hope you can experience it some day

[righthandarm-man]

my current Toxic Trait™ is I’ll see a picture of a muscular/hairy guy wearing a hat and as I start to envy his virile genetics, I’ll think “hmmm, take off that hat boy, let’s see that hairline”

but then I remember that bald guys are actually really hot and I sublimate my envy into lust like a good pervert

[vandroid-helsing]

you met me at a very difficult time in my life (Thursday morning)