Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

western bourgeois decadent NYC | 30

[righthandarm-man]

here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

[hottypeclub]

[skoomabong]

sure

[deepseasmetro]

do u smoke weed

yes, one some kind of regular basis (no matter how frequent)

yea but like maybe a few times a year or whatever

umm i dont SMOKE (eyeroll) i take EDIBLES. or whatever

no but i plan to someday when im older/richer/cooler/move out/etc

not *anymore* on account of the horrors

no THC for me thank you very much :)

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[unheardoracle]

Your dialogue is stiff because everyone is being too honest

Great dialogue can come from radical emotional honesty. But in most real conversations, people

dodge questions

answer indirectly

lie (badly)

change the subject

crack jokes to avoid serious answers

lie (convincingly)

say half of what they mean

tell the truth but get so anxious/angry/defensive others now think they're lying

If your dialogue feels unnatural, it might be because everyone is saying exactly what they think, or articulating their thoughts too well. Try letting characters hide things instead.

Subtext is where tension lives.

[dopedyk]

more so,

people don’t always speak in full sentences,

slang can change depending on age range, demographic, etc. &

don’t be scared of vocal pauses (uhm, uh, err)

[mattchewpicchu]

Just a little bit of soju really will make you want them bouncing and moaning on it 🥵

[allegedly-human]

You're not putting Joey and Ross from Friends AI generated bondage porn on my dash. I blocked you but I hope you kill yourself

[allegedly-human]

I'm so fucking mad half the pics were in Monica's apartment too like how does this turn you on Friends is the least sexy show out there I'm pissed off first time I'm ever kinkshaming anyone

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[righthandarm-man]

I really like making playlists intended for whichever man I’m being stupid about at the moment, but I’ve spent the last year being stupid about like eight different men and I’m unfortunately running out of songs

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[righthandarm-man]

I have a cutesy museum date lined up with a man after going on a bar crawl with him last week, but now I’m highkey debating if I should bring him to a darkroom party that same night…

[righthandarm-man]

spending more time being outside and being a whore

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[missmisdemeanor]

it is a rookie mistake to assume that the person making deeply anachronistic, inaccurate, and fairytale-esque knightposts knows nothing about real knights. i know all about real knights. i just think overseeing the farmland on your estate, explicitly being in it for (more) land and money, fighting less than half the year, and dying of cholera is sort of boring while swearing undying oaths is really sexy

[righthandarm-man]

trying to finish Plainclothes but the third act break up is just too raw for me. If Russel Tovey ghosted me after kissing me tenderly in a beautiful greenhouse, I too would go insane, track him down using his license plates, and then desperately beg him to leave his wife and kids for me