Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

western bourgeois decadent NYC | 30

[righthandarm-man]

here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[righthandarm-man]

our overhead bathroom lights have all given up

[steampunkforever]

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (1/3)

James (Pokémon)

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jesterattack]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[berkeleygirl3]

[righthandarm-man]

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[naamahdarling]

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

[preyanimal]

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

[preyanimal]

fuuuuuck

[preyanimal]

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

[helloitsbees]

i found my switch

[despazito]

[fleetwoodmac-sex-pants]

So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?

[righthandarm-man]

it’s okay, I know if a man won’t be there for me, a 200 mg energy drink with dangerous side effects will be ☺️

[righthandarm-man]

going back to my fuck buddy in a open relationship because I know he’s emotionally unavailable and there’s no ambiguity there

[boyanachronism]

My emotional outburst at the glory hole behind the Michaels is not representative of who I am as a person.

[apolladay]

Hyperspecific poll but it's all common things that are just rare on Tumblr

cishet and neurotypical

have an active sex life

gym at least once a week

consider yourself completely untraumatised

not interested in creating any form of art/storytelling

none of the above

multiple of the above

Voting ended onJul 6