Mr. Sterling's Right Hand Arm...Man

western bourgeois decadent NYC | 30

[righthandarm-man]

here’s your annual reminder to wear earplugs and and avoid q-tips

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[abstract-blogging]

hey…….. what’s up

[rainintheforecast]

Have you ever received an unsolicited nude photo/video from a man?

Yes, gay/bi man

Yes, straight man

Yes, lesbian

Yes, bi/straight woman

Yes, nonbinary person who’s into men

Yes, nonbinary person who’s not into men

No, gay/bi man

No, straight man

No, lesbian

No, bi/straight woman

No, nonbinary person who’s into men

No, nonbinary person who’s not into men

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

Sorry for lumping some identities together. I coupled the ones likely to be on dating apps that would encourage them to talk to men. Blame the 12-response limit.

[rainintheforecast]

If you have received an unsolicited nude photo/video from a man, did you ever enjoy or appreciate the experience?

Yes, gay/bi man

Yes, straight man

Yes, lesbian

Yes, bi/straight woman

Yes, nonbinary person who’s into men

Yes, nonbinary person who’s not into men

No, gay/bi man

No, straight man

No, lesbian

No, bi/straight woman

No, nonbinary person who’s into men

No, nonbinary person who’s not into men

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[rememberthismeme]

[ubercharge]

[calellon]

i don't like who i become when i get too horny. he has no morals

[riverpiracy]

do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?

i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death

[gaypiscesbaby]

Happy national underwear day :) remember to be kind to ur local underwear fetishist (me) by telling him what underwear you’re wearing!

[coolstorybrahhh]

bricked up after a kiss? my type of man

[furryprovocateur]

hey, don't be sad. a hairy dad is bouncing and moaning on it somewhere.

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[snowbairdd]

Tell you what… the truth is… sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) dir. Ang Lee

[morebird]

Tell me, O apple of my eye, how have you been?

[maturebeefformick]

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."

[myfootyrthroat]

Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".