[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

Charli xcx: Lets ride

Me:

[b4dlands-s]

[niconicotrash-deactivated201810]

mum: hey can I borrow your computer 

me: umm sure one sec

[sustainablefarming-deactivated2]

grimes: *screaming at the top of her lungs smashing pots and pans together in the kitchen* 

me: 

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

[bubblegum-flix-deactivated20181]

THIS IS SUCH A PURE VINE IM CRYING

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Me after oversharing: disappears for 2 days and 4 hours tries to forget

[antiandrogen]

jay: aye bey what movie do you want to watch tonight? 

bey: gone girl

[ryuuenbu]

3DS: *has red light* me: it’s fine i still have time lmao 3DS: *starts flashing red* me:

[renaissancepalette-deactivated2]

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

[partial-fantasy]

[beyoncebeytwice]

why does the one on the right look like mariah carey

[umamislashwater]

Dolly: Jolene, please don’t take my man

Jolene:

[thebootydiaries]

when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual

[elektranatchois-deactivated2016]

matt: okay so who is fucking murdering people in hell’s kitchen?

frank and elektra:

[illinicoise]

chutney when elle woods asked her about how her perm stayed intact after taking a shower and exposed her as the murderer

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

when a pokémon region is being destroyed by criminals and natural calamity and the elite four is sitting around like