𝔰𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔦𝔢

my carrd: https://iballz.carrd.co (iballz as in eyeballs not steve jobs' nudes)

[iballz]

joe tazuna????? more like scene daniel ash

[iballz]

- how old is he

- seen him before in my nightmares

- oh god

- -1234567890/10

[iballz]

- works with kids

- packs husband’s lunches with handmade notes

- stays up late watching sitcoms

- drinks tea

- 9/10 love her, absolute sweetheart

[iballz]

- class a douchebag

- mean to mum

- thinks lesbians are hot

- 3 in 1 shampoo

- brags about vaping

- 0/10

[iballz]

i can’t rely on my brain being able to generate inane thoughts so im starting a series rating faces generated by thispersondoesnotexist.com under the tag ‘rating thispersondoesnotexist’ (so original)

[fwameyyy]

does anybody else think that. um. uhh. yeah

[iballz]

my biggest achievement in life was celebrating rigatoni day

[syntaxandsemantics]

Bold statement about man's glaring yet futile battle against impermanence in the face of nature's insurmountable fertility.

[updates-from-nankidai]

!!!! IT’S OUT

[greelin]

🌿🐑🌾🐄🌿🐐

they’re snacking

[iballz]

threatening people with erasure via natural selection is very effective

[iballz]

do you ever write ‘sick’ and it sounds like ur trying to insult someone instead of compliment so you add ‘/pos’ and then it just looks like you’re calling that person a sick piece of shit

[iballz]

you think you can hurt me? i turned spellcheck off. i stare death and disaster in the face on a daily basis.

[iballz]

mood

[iballz]

so this is not my story but my friend told me that during lockdown, when she was on a meeting for school on her phone, her little brother took the phone into the toilet and pissed while the mic was on

[iballz]

one time i read the word ancap and thought it stood for anti capitalist and got mad at the ppl bashing them

[ripe]

motherthemountain on ig