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Hekate :: she/her :: 26 :: TERFs, transphobes, and fascists go to hell before I send you there myself

[covid-safer-hotties]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[chuckletons]

favorite johnny bravo scene

[willemdafemboy]

[benihana-circumcision]

the perfect loop makes me think this is his sisyphean afterlife punishment

[lizluvscupcakes]

@peppermints-and-lemon-zest

[weaselknievel]

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

[weaselknievel]

thank you Cathy your support means the world

[weaselknievel]

Cathy you're scaring me

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Asylums are scary because there's crazy people there.

Level 2: We shouldn't treat mental health facilities as objects of horror because it stigmatises mental illness.

Level 3: Asylums are scary because there's psychiatrists there.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I would if possible very much like to see illustrations of marcille donato with an erection

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ideally full mast, poorly concealed underneath some manner of clothing or undergarment but I am not picky

[contemptible-scoundrel]

near twenty-four hours have passed. only two of you have provided me with illustrations of marcille donato poorly concealing an erection underneath some manner of garment or otherwise. I was not picky, and still you failed me. I will slaughter every last one of you like dogs

[slitherpunk]

...i beg your pardon?

[tgirlmaomao]

fat dollgirl emoji. my final reblog. goodbye

[bruzum]

[cerastes]

Something I’ve noticed is

THAT PEOPLE POKE THEIR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG!

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[whereintheworldisauniqueusername]

Every Guilty Gear Strive character asks themselves WWGD (What Would Goku Do) before they pull off a combo

[mr-deep-downer]

Load bearing goku

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[catchaspark]

  Myth of the Brown Recluse: Fact, Fear, and Loathing Rick Vetter Department of Entomology, University of California, Riverside, CA

treat yourself to a uc riverside spider researcher rapidly losing his cool over the course of this article as he desperately tries to convince his interlocutors, The Entire State of California, that there is literally no evidence that we have brown recluses

[great-and-small]

That was a really fun read I love him just flat out challenging anyone to show him proof of the species in the state then going on to pretty much say ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HERE

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[cpericardium]