Up With This I Will Not Put!

Tolkien fanatic. Sherlockian. Gamer. Bibliophile. Into: Architecture. Outdoors & wildlife. Theatre & Cinema. Live cats and breathe football. (The one where you kick the ball, right.) Current obsession: Equipe de France, AC Milan, Gimbappe (the shipping and the shipees respectively LOL)

[mylove-france]

Cr. teamgir0ud

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I was drowning in the pit that is period pain and this had me leap up and do cartwheels. Now the pain is completely and utterly gone.

LIFE'S GOOD Y'ALL.

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That's some world class damage control right there LMFAO. My dudes got their decorum etched DEEP.

🤣🤣🤣

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I never would've thought I'd see them play in the same time zone again.

LET ALONE see them both in the lineup, at (roughly) the same time, scoring the shit out of that goal, and in much the same manner with that very inspired intercept-turn-shoot, after an excruciating time on the field for the team.

Because husbands obviously.

My dudes treat me well, friends. My dudes treat me well. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

[mylove-france]

Okay, I got it!!! 😍

Cr. teamgir0ud

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Olivier's instant big grin & Kylian's instinctive tip-toeing. This is tout simplement *chef's kiss*. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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'It's a beautiful record, even though Kylian, I think, in a while, will beat it.'

Not everything is about Kylian but apparently his international retirement (and goal record) is about Kylian.

Olivier Giroud everyone. 🤪

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CAPI HAS SPOKEN

He has addressed the old man and he put it so well. (Unsurprisingly.)

Kylian sur Olivier : « Le meilleur buteur de l'histoire de L'Équipe de France, il a remporté pas mal de titres avec nous. Il a été important, il a été impactant même pour le groupe en tant que mec. Donc... Que du positif, on retient que du positif. Il a eu une grande carrière avec les Bleus et je pense qu'il mérite tous les hommages qu'il a reçus et qu'il va recevoir. Donc... Big up Olive, et j'espère le croiser après l'échauffement. »

« Merci pour tout ce que t'as apporté à l'équipe de France Olivier. »

Kylian on Olivier: 'The top scorer in the history of the French team, he won a lot of titles with us. He's been important, he's even had an impact on the group as a guy. So... Nothing but positive things. He had a great career with Les Bleus and I think he deserves all the tributes he has received and will receive in the future. So... Big up Olive, and I hope to bump into him after the warm-up.'

'Thank you for everything you've brought to the French team Olivier.'

I'm UNWELL. I'm in HEAVEN.

🤯🤯🤯🤗🤗🤗😇😇😇

Also 'only the positive' made me cackle like a mad woman. U gotta dive deep into his words looooool.

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Been ages since last I was fan of a champion LMFAO

That it was a derby win makes the pie doubly sweet.

Good day to be a Rossoneri 💓💓💓🖤🖤🖤

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Ooooough mon sweet tempered bébé my cinnamon roll très mignon.

Atp I'm this 🤏🏻 close to vomiting sonnets.

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HARDLY ANYTHING compares with the dopamine rush that Gimbops give me I swear.

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Happy Anniversary !

[oliyan]

😍😍😍😍😍 ohhhh Thanks youuu for this 😍😍😍

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? ? ? ? ? ? ? COMMENT SE FAIT-IL QUE JE NE VOIE CELA QU'AUJOURD'HUI ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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What'up with these old-bed-sheet blue tartans man??? 🤣🤣🤣

[ruben-dias]

good lord what have we witnessed here today

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BECAUSE HAPPY LATE ANNIVERSARY!!!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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NOW We're Eating

2019 vs 2024

😋😋😋

[mylove-france]

Throwback 2023

Kylian made Olivier laugh 🥺🥰

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AWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH they can't stop stealing little jokes back & forth during training loooool. I call it flirting.

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FIFA Certified Gimbop no less 😜

[qsphalt]

Hey! I just wanted to say how much I adore your drawings—they're true masterpieces! 💗 The farmer one, in particular, is absolutely jaw-dropping! 🔥 I have a little request, if you don’t mind. Could you draw “what if Kylian and Olivier had a kid?” 😭 I know it might sound silly, but I’m really curious about what their child would look like.

hi !! ooogh thank you so much for your kind words.........🥺🤍 it means so much...!! you're too sweet

well i scribbled a lil fella for you 👍 he doesn't really look like them but if you squint hard enough you start to see both of them i guess lol......... 😭 (????????) i don't know what i was going for here lol i'm not good at drawing kids

and here's them parenting as a bonus lol it's a shameless redraw of this old meme

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FUCK.

I MIGHT'VE JUST DIED FROM CUTENESS.