please dont make me do things

My catch phrase is 'fun fact' and also I share a birthday with the moon landing and Alexander the Great

[for-ev-ermore-deactivated202107]

Me: [Seasons Ramen Noodles] For Antoni

[continuo-docs]

[aubreylstallard]

Montez Magno, Notassons: Notações Musicais e Visuais Aleatórias, M&M Editor, Recife, Brazil, 1993

[nikaido]

[boredpanda]

People From Classic Paintings Inserted Into Modern City Life

[vergen]

this is my favorite thing

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

[axiddrops]

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[yesterdaysprint]

The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945

[memescomedy]

[baeleaves96]

[sandandglass]

[ghostlywriterr]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vaporeon]

Playing Pokemon Go and came across this RAT.

[taggthewanderer]

Ocarina of Time Link: Wait, why do you need a special mine for rocks to eat? There’s rocks everywhere!

Goron: Hylians eat plants right? Why do you need farms? Why don’t you just eat grass, asshole?

Link:

Goron: think before you speak next time, punkass

[ambris]

That’s… A really good point

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me: *has A Single Emotion*

me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

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