One million mph

Yeah go ahead, make a Sonic the Hedgehog joke again, I don't even know who that IS. ((independent dbz Burter rp sideblog. main blog: http://doodlesnhairdye.tumblr.com/))

[rad1tz]

Hey again guys! Hiatus Announcement!

So unfortunately, my life has been busy, and even with school ending, there is still a lot going on for me right now. This is why I’m putting my rp blogs on temporary hiatus until things slow down a bit. I’m sorry again for not being on, or for not saying anything sooner, but I will still be partially active and keep in touch on my main in case anyone wants to chat there.

Thank you all so much for the understanding and the fun I’ve had so far, and hopefully I can get back into the groove soon.

Until then, take care, everyone~!

[android5-blog1]

New android OC, not everything is set up yet but I wouldn’t mind getting a promo here and there.

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

Burter’s smile widened to a nearly impossible size. This could have been, no, definitely was the happiest moment of his life. The moment Jeice threw himself at him, Burter seized the opportunity to spin Jeice around in circles. Burter found himself actually starting to laugh, tears stinging the corners of his eyes, his chest opening and bursting with new breath. His face was painted with a warm, comfortable blush, and his heart was racing with quick, thundering beats.

“Jeice, you have no idea how happy I am right now.”

[supercilicus-blog]

@icantbelieveitsnotburter

      THERE’S a loud crack in the sky, followed shortly with a fierce trembling through the ground as a massive mountain is destroyed with little effort, crumbling to the ground with the debris crushing the forest below it. After the long moment of the thunderous noise of the mountain falling, there’s a booming cry of absolute frustration ringing out throughout the vicinity.

      THE android lands firmly on the ground, the force of his boots hitting the ground causing a crater to form beneath his feet. He growls, gloved hands clenching tightly as the headache forming begins to worsen as he tries to think of where he should even be. Multiple resources were telling him to go to different areas, all conflicting with one another and it was beginning to overload his sensors. Though, he inevitably calms down long enough to ease his tense muscles, though panting somewhat as yellow eyes focus on the vaguely peaceful landscape.

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

Burter heard the thunderous noise of a bellowing scream and shattering rock come seemingly from out of nowhere, jolting him out of his afternoon nap. For whatever reason, he thought sleeping under a big tree in the middle of a peaceful field would be more, well, peaceful.

The blue alien looked from side to side, trying to locate the source of the noise, and noticed a missing mountain in a spot where he was certain there had been a mountain before.

"What the..."

Burter took off warily in that direction, readying himself for a fight if need be. Whoever this guy was had disturbed his nap, and he sounded just as mad as Burter felt. Maybe even a little bit angrier.

Okay, a lot angrier.

As Burter came closer, he stopped short of a massive crater, and in the middle was a large man, about Burter's size and almost the same colour. What really stood out, was that spiky, glowing orange hairstyle of his. Who did this guy think he was? Taking his aggression out on inanimate rock formations and interrupting much (much) needed beauty sleep in the process? The nerve of some people. But despite Burter’s frustrations, he need to be smart about this. Upon further inspection, he noticed that the giant blue man was a lot more intimidating than he first thought. He opted for a less aggressive tactic.

“So, just ‘cos you’re in a bad mood means you have to wreck the scenery?”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

It was at that moment that Burter could no longer feel himself breathing, and was almost tempted to pinch himself just to make sure he wasn’t sound asleep in perhaps one of the best dreams of his life. Burter had bonded with Jeice almost immediately when they’d met, and gradually, the man had fallen in love with his small, fiery friend. He could have given Jeice a million words to describe the sense of happiness he was feeling, but he only needed a few.

“Jeice... do you... do you know how long I’ve wanted to hear you say that? I never thought it could happen, I only hoped. The truth is...”

A short pause, to regain composure.

“...Jeice... I feel the same way about you.”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

Warning: Too fast and blue

“Yep, that’s me.”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

Burter’s breathing hitched. Seeing Jeice of the verge of tears was a painful nightmare. His emotions were swimming between wanted to rationalize and needing to confess, and he gave himself a few moments to calm himself down and think of some way to respond. There could have been a number of reasons why Burter was doubting himself, and he always had a habit of charging into things. He just wanted to be careful to spare himself the potential heartbreak.

“I just need to know... did you mean that stuff you said? B-because you.... you could have anyone in the world, and yet here we are having this conversation right now. You. And me. Just...” 

Burter took a deep, shaky breath.

“... why ME...?”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

“W-wait, Jeice!”

Burter felt his actions as if they were a reflex, never having to think twice about them. He reached out and grabbed Jeice’s hand firmly but tenderly. He didn’t want Jeice to leave, not now, not ever. He wasn’t going to lose him over this. Burter hated to beg, but in his attempt to sound strong, his voice cracked.

“Please, don’t go...”

[myaskboxmemes]

If my muse came with a warning label inbox me what it would say.

[coalescingfragments-deactivated]

send a symbol for a headcanon!

☂ – what does your muse like to do on a rainy day?

☃ – what does your muse like to do on a snowy day?

☀ – what does your muse like to do on a sunny day?

⚭ – does you muse have any contradicting opinions/views? If so, then what are they?

⚰ – has your muse ever had a near-death experience?

⛸ – what sort of hobbies does your muse have? If they do, then do they have a preference for any particular one?

⛾ – does your muse prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps both, or neither?

☘ – how lucky is your muse? Do they believe in luck as a concept, or think it’s a bunch of hooey?

☠ – has your muse ever killed anyone? Has it been in cold blood or self-defense? Both?

♟ – has your muse ever used someone to gain something, whether it’s been power/material possessions/political control/etc?

☤ – what’s your muse’s health like? Do they keep up with it, or has it degraded over time?

☐ – does your muse feel incomplete? Do they feel whole? Why do they feel whichever way?

[rppanda]

Whisper in my Muses ear.

It could be something calming, threatening, sexy. Whatever it is, my Muse will react to this.

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

“Wh-what??” 

All at once, Burter tensed up, feeling the slow burn creep from his face to his ears and the tips of his fingers. He started to sweat, as he tried to piece together what he just heard. Was it just wishful thinking? No, it couldn’t be, it rang clear as day, and the words kept repeating themselves in Burter’s head, only to have Burter repeat them out loud.

“K-kiss? ... Marry??”

[tru2002]

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

[stormyveins]

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

[whenrpmemesattack]

On Anon, send my muse a cuddle fantasy, and they will try to guess who it’s from

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

“Jeice...” Burter said, speaking softly, with just the tiniest quiver in his voice. “I’ve known you long enough to know when you’re hiding something. It’s not like you to bottle up your thoughts.” 

“Besides, you know you can tell me anything, right?”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

((so much cuteneeeesss aaaa i am thriving and my need to write jeice and burter is absolutely skyrocketing!!!aslkdalk 

unfortunately i need to step out for a bit but ill be back soon friends~!))

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

How attractive do you find jeice

For the next five asks, my muse cannot tell a lie. (1/5)

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.

THIS. This is the first ask I get. Unbelievable.

FINE. 

He’s… fuck, he’s so damn attractive, okay?? Like, really, r e a l l y pretty. I love his hair, it’s so soft… and his eyes are the deepest green, and his skin is the gorgeous shade of red that it’s hard not to stare -I hope he never sees this god dammit- And his laugh is amazing. Honestly, I could go on, but like, who wouldn’t find the guy attractive, so??? Your point?? I’m done??? Are you happy now?????”

[icantbelieveitsnotburter]

Burter was taken by surprise at Jeice suddenly breaking the comfortable silence. He removed where his face had been buried in Jeice’s hair to look him head on.

“Is everything okay, Jeice?”