r/AmItheAsshole - AITA for starting a fight with my friend over him leaving a trip early to visit his… friend
After a fight with Bojan, Kris turns to the internet for advice on whether he is the asshole or not. Only, most of the strangers on the internet are far more insistent that they should just bang it out instead of giving Kris a fair judgement and normal advice.
My Joker Out Big Bang fic is finally posted! It's a social media fic and uses workskins so please make sure that Show Creator's Style is on otherwise it's probably going to look pretty weird.
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When Shane presents as an Omega at the age of 15, he makes the choice to live life as a beta as to not disrupt his plans of being the best hockey player in the NHL. A spanner gets thrown in that plan with the arrival of Ilya Rozanov, a player both just as good as Shane and a very compatible Alpha that Shane can't stop falling into bed with.
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Heated Rivalry but make it A/B/O.
Post the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.
I got tagged by @seokoilua in this post thank youuu <3
“Obviously I tried,” Bojan quirks a mocking eyebrow, exhales sharply when Kiki draws a slow circle around his clit, then glides downwards again. “My first thought actually wasn't Let's see if Kiki wants to fuck me.”
well thats a lot of words and idk if i can come up with that many people + idk who already did this so this is a complete shot in the dark: @itskrejsaitsparty @madrabit @xianvar @hazzybat @consumingmen @mogoce-nocoj @honey-andvenom @ljubitelj-sonca @vecnokriv-nikolicel @185northgower @icantturnthisthingoff
thanks for the tag! i've been naughty recently and my wips have managed to grow even further in quantity instead of shrinking by me finishing them so... this is another slightly stupid one that i have not mentioned on here before. dont kill me i'll finish if you were a sinner at one point i promise.
my addition:
“He’s not my boy, I think he hates me.” Bojan says dejectedly, picking at his fingernails.
i would tag more people but i genuinely think everyone i know has been tagged by now but if anyones looking for an excuse to add on, feel free, i tag you metaphorically or something like that lmao.
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Three months ago, Nace's colleague, Bojan, missed his routine online check-in whilst working deep undercover to bring down a human trafficking ring and has been MIA ever since.
MI6 sends Nace in to retrieve their missing agent wether it be in a bodybag or handcuffs. The only problem is that they've deemed it too risky to send Nace in the same way they did Bojan, meaning he now has to weasel his way in through another avenue of the crime org where he finds an unlikely ally in Jan Kotnik (neé Peteh), leader of a group of world class thieves with an investigation of his own to conduct on the same group.
“I actually wanted to ask if you wanted to join me on a trip to the mainland?” he asks, and at Kris’ confused look clarifies: “There was two empty seats on a boat tour through a fjord so Jere and I requested crew tickets.” He pulls two yellow paper slips out of his pockets, holding them up as proof for Kris to see. “Well… Jere isn't feeling very good so… I have a spare ticket? If you’d like to join me?”
Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Three months ago, Nace's colleague, Bojan, missed his routine online check-in whilst working deep undercover to bring down a human trafficking ring and has been MIA ever since.
MI6 sends Nace in to retrieve their missing agent wether it be in a bodybag or handcuffs. The only problem is that they've deemed it too risky to send Nace in the same way they did Bojan, meaning he now has to weasel his way in through another avenue of the crime org where he finds an unlikely ally in Jan Kotnik (neé Peteh), leader of a group of world class thieves with an investigation of his own to conduct on the same group.
sometimes i look in my notes on google docs and see ideas like this and wonder what made me come up with such genius ideas and why i have absolutely no memory of them. am i getting possessed by a ghost that was a comedian or do i just write this shit whilst high, i'm genuinely not sure.
the bokris fucking machine fic is finished! you can go read it here! <3
summary:
Kris was enjoying a nice day off when he got a call from Bojan pleading for him to help him out of the predicament he had got himself in, regarding ropes and a fucking machine. After coming to his rescue, Kris struggles to keep his thoughts clear and pure towards his best friend. The question is how long can he hold back before he makes things weird between them.
I cannot stop laughing abt the fucking machine fic I cannotttttttt
i'm so glad people are enjoying it because i've been having so much fun writing it. i love a good silly premise that lets me put people in situations, it's the best.
it was actually when i was thinking of things to write for my ssf productions verse that i first thought of incorporating a fucking machine into a fic. i kinda came up with something (that i will probably still write at one point when i've completely bankrupted my ideas for things) but it was in those initial brainstorms the idea of someone getting stuck. i couldn't really get it to fit in the general vibe of the ssf verse so it took me some time to try and think of something that felt right.
eventually what i did end up writing came to me whilst i was writing another admittedly silly fic that you will all be seeing sometime in april, they aren't very similar at all really but it somehow just made my brain see how to go about writing the 'stuck on the fucking machine' fic, it had to be something more wacky and funny rather than serious and angsty.
but yeah, thanks for reading my silly porn guys. <33
