[lareinecersei]

Watching another Mike Flanagan series is like

But also

[icarusascending]

Hello icarusascending 😍! You ask me to send you a videos😍 ?

VID PLAY 👉👉 https://wx1x3.tumblr.com/post/87650733 👈👈

😍😍😍

I haven’t had any activity on my tumblr in nearly two years and the first message I get is this fucking bullshit.

[chandlerbings]

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One with Phoebe’s Dad (S02E09)

[doncherrycola]

thinking about this again

[joshpeck]

[cock-warlock]

[labelleizzy]

World Heritage Post

[icarusascending]

I haven’t been on tumblr regularly in a long time. No real reason, just sort of fallen away. But I have nowhere else to say this so I’m gonna say it here. I have not seen my mother, in person, since February 18, 2020. I have not seen my father and sister, in person, since August 26, 2019. And for any of you keeping score at home, I think you know my relationship with my family has been tumultuous to say the least. This last year and a half has been rough. I’ve cried, missing my family and not being able to see them. I’ve followed the rules. I’ve done everything I was supposed to do, sacrificed so much because that’s what I felt us, as human beings, as a global community needed to do to keep each other safe. I missed my sister’s wedding. I missed my grandfather dying, alone in a nursing home, from COVID. I have given everything I have to do what needed to be done to get humanity through this crisis. And now, after 535 days, my mother is coming to see me and I…cannot articulate the feelings I’m having about this. Fuck. I dunno man. This shit has been fucked.

[upschittcreek]

Schitt’s Creek Wins for Outstanding Comedy Series

[demivampirew]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[afloweroutofstone]

Donald Trump was the fifth consecutive US President to bomb the country of Iraq, and there’s little doubt that Biden will soon be the sixth. The only reason it doesn’t go back further is that, before HW Bush began bombing Saddam Hussein, Reagan was arming him.

[divascreech]

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

[funnytwittertweets]

[og-fanofmyself]

I have to physically stop myself from spoilering myself while reading ahead

[mockwa]

☻unmute☻

[armadillo-dreaming]

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Often I am struck with the child like desire to just dig a hole. Kids love to dig holes.

[jaehaerys1]

Kids have a pure admiration for blue collar workers. Garbage truck drivers, construction workers, fire fighters, etc. They appreciate and respect these people more than grown ass adults do.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

Cause kids see big trucks and machines and the awesome people that know how to use it. Their mentality is “Parents don’t let me play in dirt and this guys gets PAID to play in dirt”

And that’s a good thing. We need to hold on to that and foster it in kids. That all labor is valuable and that there is no shame in doing it.

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

[whitebeltwriter]

…I wish to know how and why this just occured to you, please

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

I had an eloquent reason but really what it boils down to is I think Mamaw is a cryptid. The running joke in the family is that Mamaw will be at the end of the world with the twinkies and the cockroaches.

I’m not sure it’s a joke anymore, I think it’s a premonition.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Two years ago one of my cousins wanted to bring her wife to thanksgiving and Joe was all “ew no way” and Mamaw stood her ass up and said “Who the hell do you think you are, saying who is and isn’t welcome in my house? This ain’t your house- you get out! I say who is welcome and YOU is not welcome. Now SCAT!” while slapping at him and then sat back down and asked my cousin if her wife ate catfish. Joe tried to come back in and she popped the tennis balls off her walker and threw them at him until he left

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

No matter how old Mamaw gets, her hair is still solid black. She still hasn’t gone gray and she’s never once died her hair. Her kids all have heads full of gray hair, and my father- her grandson- is starting to go gray. Mamaw? Nothing. I swear she looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw got Covid-19. She presented with symptoms and was rushed to the ER with a dangerously high fever and next to no oxygen. The doctors took note of her age (she’s apparently 93 as best she can guess) and her vitals and, well, Mamaw wasn’t gonna make it past Monday.

By Sunday night the fever was gone and she was complaining that the hospital didn’t get WWE and she was gonna “miss my wrasslin shows!”.

She was home and completely fine by Tuesday. By Wednesday she was calling up the anti-maskers in our family just to call them idiots and hang up.

[karmaneko3]

Gods above, your Mamaw would scare Cthulu into submission.

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

Mamaw would probably fish Cthulhu out of the sea and fry him up along with the catfish

[angelnumbers]

tumblr will be like "here's a blog in your orbit" and it's the most insufferable bitch you've ever seen

[pointnclick]

imagine how bad that boat feels. i would cry. imagine holding up global trade. i cant even hold up the grocery line for 4 seconds while i put change in my wallet without turning into a damp, whimpering chihuahua

[thequeenwanderer]

Are you okay? You arent. But are you?

[pointnclick]

sometimes i get so scared

[ayeforscotland]

You love to see it.

[ayeforscotland]

You love to see this more. Can we have a hard border yet?

[ayeforscotland]

FUCK YEAH BABY

[ayeforscotland]

2020 is fucking wild so far.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I know I *just* posted this photo but I think it belongs here too

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

IT'S NOT YOUR BEACH IF IT'S IN OUR COUNTRY

[thesummoningdark]

You ever wanted to go to the beach so badly you tried to abolish Wales?

[ice-block]

Scientists tagging birds with colored bands and accidentally making the tagged birds more appealing to mates is so funny. Imagine being abducted by aliens and they give you a gucci belt