Wandering and Wondering

A foodie. A comic. A dungeon master. A giver of strange but accurate compliments. A kind and benevolent goddess. And the mother to one ill-behaved cat.

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[kaylmao]

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

[oftlunarialmoon]

[radatav]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[ask-pacman]

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[wetheurban]

You have life. You have music. You have nature. You have your lungs. You have your heartbeat. You have your smile. You have a roof over your head. You have people who love you. You have hard-earned wisdom. You have people you inspire. You have growth to be proud of. You have sunlight. You have the chance to try again. You have a beautiful future. You have time.

[ask-pacman]

YOU DONT HAVE CUSTOM EURO HOTROD WITH SPINNERS AND HEAT FLAMES COMES OUT THE EXAST PIPE

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Ok so no-one should be unreasonably angry about this but also the person in this diagram is being a dick and people are right to be a bit angry at them. For anyone who doesn’t know (and certainly I can only speak for the UK), the right hand lane is for passing other cars. It’s so people can safely do less than the speed limit in the left hand lane (as blue car is doing) and people who want to drive faster can overtake them. You are not supposed to stay in the right hand lane (provided both lanes are going to the same place). You are meant to pass the left hand car and move back to the left. Red car is being a prick.

[ask-pacman]

Just shut the fuck up

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[lesbiansforboromir]

everyone stop reblogging this I hate to be reminded of my own good advice

[actual-haise]

[podplease]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]

[foodffs]

If you love Nutter Butters, wait until you try the homemade version. These copycat Nutter Butter cookies are soft and chewy where the original is crunchy — same iconic peanut shape, same irresistible peanut butter filling, but made from scratch with simple ingredients and so much better than anything from a bag.

https://familycookierecipes.com/homemade-nutter-butters/