Wandering and Wondering

A foodie. A comic. A dungeon master. A giver of strange but accurate compliments. A kind and benevolent goddess. And the mother to one ill-behaved cat.

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

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[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[politijohn]

Source

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[rockshitty]

we gotta start calling people shills and scammers again. this shit is nothing but shills and scams.

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[gentlemosses]

what if i gazed lovingly at my wife having so much fun playing a little video game every night…….. and we were both butches

8x10in acrylic on canvas

[theabigailthorn]

I know I'm several years behind on this but I am just now watching She-Ra and the Princesses of Power and let me just say AAAA, AAAAA, AAAAAAAA sjhfagsfjhagdajshh AAAAAA YESSSSSS

[theabigailthorn]

Double Trouble using Adora's voice to call Catra "kitten" specifically to get a rise out of her holy shiiiiittt

[theabigailthorn]

Horde Prime talking to Catra like "hmmmm, elevated heart rate, dilated pupils? gay homosexual detected"

[theabigailthorn]

Horde Prime: "Rejoice, Prime has come to your planet!"

Princesses: "We don't need prime, we've already got free shipping!"

[theabigailthorn]

Princesses: Entrapta has been exiled to Beast Island!

Glimmer: Oh no that means...

Mister Beast: We took ONE HUNDRED princesses and IMPRISONED THEM on an ancient island THAT GIVES YOU DEPRESSION!

[theabigailthorn]

Catra: 😏 fufufu, guess you're not as goody-two-shoes as you think you are, Sparkles! 😏 hehehe 😏

Princess Glimmer: dude literally what the fuck is your problem

[theabigailthorn]

Adora: okay but I told you to bring Glimmer, G-l-i-m-m-e-r

Bow: I'm sorry I misheard you but maybe this guy can help us too?

Adora: I don't think he can

Glinner: The transsexuals caused my divorce

[theabigailthorn]

[theabigailthorn]

holy shit they did it, they stuck the landing, hell yeah let's go lesbians

[theabigailthorn]

Now I've got my friend Katie watching it too and she's texting me about Entraptra YESSSSS being a Princess IS contagious!

[theabigailthorn]

my friend Katie has almost finished She-Ra and we are going to watch the final two episodes together via Discord hahaha yeessssss I can't wait to see her live reactions

[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[cassandracalin]

Re-creating my first webcomic from 12 years ago, "Hair Expectations vs Reality."

I can't help but feel all kinds of emotions after re-visiting the original comic: the one that started it all. A lot has changed since then, and I feel so fortunate to still create art and tell stories for a living. Thanks for your support, and sticking around for so long ❤️

Check out the other versions:

2014 (OG)

2020 (6 year anniversary)

[dandeliont3aandsageleaves]

*Brennan voice*

All around you is ruin. You're badly beaten and hurt. Your friends are injured, your allies are dying. You're low on resources and spell slots. The villain stands before you, about to complete their ritual and destroy the world. It would seem as though all hope is lost, when out of the dust a familiar figure appears.

Clad in a sleek black suit and a warm smile on his face, is the mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani. He looks at you and says "let's save this city at no additional cost to the taxpayers."

Mayor Mamdani raises his hand, and casts a ninth level mass heal restoring everyone to full health.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[wearesorcerer]

Succumb to the amulet?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Succumb to the amulet!!!

[its-not-a-pen]

i present tonight’s foodcrime: Oops I Fucked Up And Now The Sunk Cost Fallacy Has Sunk In aka Garlic Aioli Lemon Cake aka Hear Me Out

[its-not-a-pen]

[darkisms]

everyone actually SHOULD get freakier. write that kink you’ve been wanting to write!!! draw your favourite blorbo covered in blood and bite marks!!! invest insane amounts of time in a fucked up au scenario!! because i guarantee you will have an audience. we are all so uniquely different and that’s what makes creating so fun; there’s something for everyone, and there’s always going to be people ready to consume what you create!!! but also!! indulge in your own freaky, nasty, filthy ways. you should get to have fun with it!!! it’s all made up anyway

[blumineck]

This tickled me!

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By Lacey Law